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PHANTASTIC 13
10-11-2005, 04:37 AM
New Orleans Blues Band lead guitar player, Bill Boudreux wrote this..

Been sitting here with my *** in a wad, wanting to speak out about
the bull**** going on in New Orleans.

For the people of New Orleans... First we would like to say, Sorry
for your loss.

With that said, Lets go through a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an
earthquake, we know it's coming)

#1. A manditory evacuation means just that... Get the hell out. Don't
blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn't said
anything, I can see the arguement. They said get out... if you
didn't, it's your fault, not theirs. (We don't want to hear it, even
if you don't have a car, you can get out.)

#2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and non-perishables.
If you didn't do this, it's not the governments fault you're
starving.

#2a. If you run out of food and water, find a store that has some.
(Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and CD's are not edible. Leave them alone.)

#2b. If the local store is too looted of food or water, leave your
neighbor's tv and stereo alone. (See # 2a) They worked hard to get
their stuff. Just because they were smart enough to leave during a
manditory evacuation, doesn't give you the right to take their
stuff... it's theirs, not yours.

#3. If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at them and then
complain no one is helping you. I'm not getting shot to help save
some ******* who didn't leave when told to do so.
&np;
#4. If you are in your house that is completely under water, your
belongings are probably too far gone for anyone to want them. If
someone does want them, Let them have them and hopefully they'll die
in the filth. Just leave! (For Christ's sakes, it's New Orleans, find
a voodoo warrior and put a curse on them)

#5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2 million dollar house,
a sports stadium or a floating casino. Also, my tax money shouldn't
go to rebuild a city that is under sea level. You wouldn't build your
house on quicksand would you? You want to live below sea-level, o
your country some good and join the Navy.

#6. Regardless what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
want you to believe, The US Government didn't create the Hurricane as
a way to erradicate the black people of New Orleans. The US Government
didn't cause
global warming that caused the hurricane (We've been coming out of an
ice age for over a million years).

#7. The government isn't responsible for giving you anything. This is
the land of the free and the home of the brave, but you gotta work
for what you want. McDonalds and Walmart are always hiring, get a
&bs;damn job and stop spooning off the people who are actually working
for a living.

President Kennedy said it best... "Ask not what your country can do
for you, ask what you can do for your country."

Thank you for allowing me to rant.

UltraDol-Fan
10-11-2005, 09:38 AM
nice