View Full Version : The Fins will go down on Monday

#1 Jets Fan
12-04-2001, 10:04 AM
There is noway the fins can win a shot out and that what it will be on Monday night.

I will bet anybody on here on that game? If the Colts wins you must stay away from this board for a week. If the Fins win I will stay away for a week. Does anybody have the b@lls to take me up on this?

12-04-2001, 10:12 AM
what shootout :confused:

Colts with no running game + INTs = Dolphins win

#1 Jets Fan be sure to read this one:

Jets want to ignore their December history (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news/ap/20011204/ap-jets-december.html)
and I thought the Fins had late season problems :lol: I guess people only noticed our late season problems since we made the playoffs despite of them usually. :lol:

12-04-2001, 10:50 AM
that bet because I want you here... I want to abuse the Hell out of you when we are two games ahead of the Jets....

12-04-2001, 11:22 AM
Hey Broncos fans..Can you please take whipping boy back :rolleyes: :lol:

12-04-2001, 11:27 AM
aren't you a little tired of making that prediction. your record is as bad as the jets. you couldn't have been right more than 3 times. (of course thats 3 times more than the jets have won the division):lol: the main difference is, your pathetic predictions aren't confined to December!

btw 39, thanks for the article. this board goin down as much as it has lately has really been getting me frustrated. i needed a little humor to get me in a good mood this morning! :D

12-04-2001, 12:26 PM
Sounds to me you don't understand that this is a Dolphins board..I'm sure there are other Jets boards out there that would love to have you....

12-04-2001, 12:36 PM
Get a life loser :rolleyes:

12-04-2001, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by #1 Jets Fan
Can't stand when somebody knows your scared?
What is the problem with this bet?

What is your deal? :confused: Can you not see that this is a "Dolphins" board? The game at hand is the Dolphins vs Colts, so that makes yours a 3rd party bet. Why do we care to bet with you? Why should any of us HAVE TO leave? Are you that bored with your own "Jets" board that you have to come over here and prove your a man? :rolleyes: WHATEVER! :yell: Why don't you just take your "Jets" balls elsewhere or I will be more than happy to hang them on my Dolphins Xmas tree. :D :lol:

Good Luck with the Steelers..........BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! :lol:

12-04-2001, 01:58 PM
Oh geeez :rolleyes: I have no balls. :( Therefore I guess I am not a man. :( That's right Sherlock, I have NO BALLS because I am a WOMAN!! :lol:

I have every confidence in my team that we will WIN against the Colts. I do not say that because of your insignificant presence on this board or your ridiculous bet. I will remain on this board regardless of the outcome. If we win, then I will be happy. If we lose, I will be unhappy. BUT, regardless of the outcome, I will not boast nor will I give you props for your prediction. I will, however, blast you "Jets fans" when the Steelers kick your a$$.

12-04-2001, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by #1 Jets Fan
Don't give me that 3rd party crap... If your scared your team will lose, just say so.

I don't think anybody here is scared...I don't make any bets because you NEVER know who will win....You probably would have bet that the Jets would have won last week...If you did..Now where did that get ya..If you didn't..then you probably would have. My point is you never know who is gonna win the game.

12-04-2001, 02:38 PM
all along I am not comfortable with tihs game. It depends which Peyton shows up. If Manning is on that night he is unstoppable, ask the Jets, when he scored 42 points... Oh I forgot the Jets are a better teams now. They showed us that last week against the Patriots. I'm sure Mickens has half the talent that Glenn has. The Dolphins have had injuries all season and have not made excuses they won. What injuries have the Jets dealt with??? Moss and now Glenn. Let's see how the defense holds up. I guess the already showed us in the second half of the game...

You can talk all you want, we might not win this game. But the Jets won't win either...

12-04-2001, 03:13 PM
What she's trying to say is. This is an A & B coversation, C your way out.:lol: Theres a huge mess over @ cyberhigh that needs your attention. Get on it, and on your way over, pick us up another case.

12-04-2001, 03:44 PM
How did you guys get to own him...Did he lose a bet? :o

12-04-2001, 04:18 PM
The Jets board all chipped in, and paid us to take him.:lol: We own his azz, no doubt about it. I just bet you didn't know that once he did place a bet with our board, which he lost. He was suppose to leave the board for the rest of the season, and the day after we lost to the Ravens in last years playoffs, he tried to disquise himself as Ravens#1fan, after 2 posts we nailed his azz, and hes been cleaning up and serving up the beers ever since.:goof: Watch him around the food though, last week we caught him doing this,:monkey: :eat:

12-04-2001, 05:58 PM
Thats right, the Broncos are being served by you Whip, now get on it!

12-04-2001, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by horsesense
What she's trying to say is. This is an A & B conversation, C your way out.:lol:

Exactly my point! :lol: I guess I was speaking above his intellectual range. :rolleyes:

12-04-2001, 09:12 PM
The #1 Jets fan should learn how to spell before he posts again.
For those of us who can, check out the following sentence:

I can see we have some Fin fans on here who are scared two make a little bet.
I can't say I don't blame you.

Last time I checked the word "two" was a number.

12-04-2001, 09:18 PM
Here is some further proof that the #Jet's fan can't spell.
Check out the following...

"There is noway the fins can win a shot out and that what it will be on Monday night."

Hmmm....noway...win a shot out...
shouldn't an individual have to at least some clue in order to post?

I guess not.

12-04-2001, 09:25 PM
Here is another pearl of wisdom from our Jet's fan. Check out both sentences...We already established the word "two" is a number, but how about "I can't say I don't blame you"....


"I can see we have some Fin fans on here who are scared two make a little bet.
I can't say I don't blame you."

12-04-2001, 09:33 PM
Watching the Jet's lose...a great day

Watching Miami win...a great week

Reading the #1 Jet's fan's attempts at grammar and spelling...

Check out this one...

"If your scared your team will lose, just say so."

Let's see that could be "you are scared" or "you're scared"...

All from this wonderful linguist on just one thread...


12-04-2001, 09:41 PM
Hoffman, the lack of intelligence by a Jets fan should be no surprise. That is precisely why I want that jackass to continue to post on this site. He makes a fool out of himself everytime he logs on. And another reason nobody wants to take you up on your bet, #1 Jets Fan, is that we want to be able to mock you when the J-E-T-S JETS, JETS, JETS! are H-O-M-E HOME, HOME, HOME! for the playoffs. If you want to start calling people out #1 Jets fan about people not having balls, here is a proposition for you. Right after NY beat Miami in the second game, I posted a comment saying that irregardless what happened, Miami will still win the East. I am still sticking to that. If Miami wins the East, you will post a comment, admiting your stupidity and Miami's superiority. In the event hell freezes over and the Jets win the East, I will do the same. Are you in, or in your own words, "Do you not have the balls"

12-04-2001, 11:50 PM
Yeah man, you got it. If Miami wins, we won't have to correct your spelling for a week, and if the Colts win, well, somebody can still correct your spelling, I just won't know about it for a week.:D

12-05-2001, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by Jaydog57
Yeah man, you got it. If Miami wins, we won't have to correct your spelling for a week, and if the Colts win, well, somebody can still correct your spelling, I just won't know about it for a week.:D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You crack me up brother!

12-05-2001, 04:03 AM
i kinda liked jeff better! :D

12-05-2001, 11:21 AM
how about if miami wins the division, you stay the hell off this board and if as you say, "hell freezes over", and the jets win, i'll stay off jets insider. this covers until the start on next season.(and none of this imposter crap, like you did on CYBERHIGH, whippy) :yell:

12-05-2001, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i kinda liked jeff better! :D Dude, 1984 is one of the greatest albums of all time! Nothing like classic VH.:cool:

12-05-2001, 12:33 PM
With songs like Panama, Jump, Hot for the teacher, and others you can't go wrong!!!! :D :cool: ;)


12-05-2001, 01:08 PM
You forgot Drop Dead Legs, Top Jimmy, 1984 and I'll Wait :D

Rock on! :cool:

12-05-2001, 01:18 PM
DOH! Brainfade http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif :p I haven't listened to that album in like forever! :o

12-05-2001, 01:22 PM
Welcome to getting OLDER!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

12-05-2001, 01:49 PM
, so why wouldn't I live up to some bet that petty?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

12-05-2001, 03:25 PM
You Jets fans just continue to make fools of yourselves. Hello you lost last week, did we? I don't believe so, and you act like you could win in a shoot out. That ain't gonna happen. I would rather have Fiedler then Testaverdeballs leading my team in a shootout, cause when Testaverdeballs needs to win a game for them he can't. He likes to throw the INT's when he has to win it for them. Maybe you should worry about your own game against the Steelers, cause you know damn well you don't have a chance to beat them. So thats why you come here and make a whacked prediction to make you feel better about yourselves and your sorry team that is on a downward spiral.

12-05-2001, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by #1 Jets Fan
Last time I looked fool the season was not over.
I'm the ONLY ONE on here who makes a prediction and will back it up. So little boy back off because you are not in my league.. PERIOD

Your right, he isn't in your league. He is above it. :p You support the sh!ithole Jets that are circling the drain as we speak. We are above that :D ONCE AGAIN!! If you need proof, let the stats speak for themselves! :p

Now, move along! :yell: Don't make me go Turley on you :evil: and beat you into football submission! ;) :lol:


12-05-2001, 05:07 PM
Where this FOOL come from?

with every post you just solidify my beliefs. if brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose! :lol:

12-05-2001, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by #1 Jets Fan
Don't start something you can't finish. You know how I roll. (ANYTHING GOES)

How you roll? Roll what exactly? You make no sense! I can smack with you til the end of time and I ALWAYS finish what I start. ;) You know how I can get too. :fire: But, lucky for you this board is censored. :yell: I WILL NOT however dominate this board with smack because this a "Dolphin" chatboard to be enjoyed by all. You are simply, just a visitor and your visitation could expire if you get out of hand. I have seen it happen. :) So, ANYTHING DOESN'T GO!! You come on here strutting like some **** trying to be all manly by starting sh!t. Well, I am returning it right back to you. After what I encountered at the game, I no longer have respect for MOST Jets fans. NYRican and Chops are rare exceptions.


12-05-2001, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by #1 Jets Fan
Do you really think we Jet fans care what you think about us?

"by starting sh!t."

I have not tryed to start nothing. I'm only speaking my OPINION it not my problem you don't agree with me.
Show me on here where I attack anybody?

Alright you non-spelling bitch, first off, they teach most kids in FIRST GRADE how to spell "tried". What grade are you in? Or should I say how many times have you repeated that grade? Second, if you don't care what we think, then what in the hell are you doing here? Don't you have any Jets fans you can suck off instead of laying your bullsh!t on here? Tell mommy to buy you some spelling flash cards for X-mas so people will stop calling you a dumbass.:evil: Put that in your pipe and smoke it!:D

12-05-2001, 05:50 PM
Good try, you don't fit the innocent part you now try to play. What a ball-less move on your part. Just like you stated.....Jets fans don't care what we say, we feel the same towards you. You have attacked almost every guy on here by saying they have no balls to bet you and now you are trying to match wits with a woman. :lol: Like a typical Jets fan, you are a bully. Just like that a$$hole at the game that decided to grab my jersey close to my chest. If you have an OPINION, speak it and wait for someone else's opinion. You started this thread to get a rise out of us, not to get our opinion. You ARE a loser!! :rolleyes: Keep it up and this thread will get locked!! :lol:

12-05-2001, 05:53 PM
Gotta go disrespecting the mothers and wives. See, you are an a$$hole. You have proven my point. :lol:

12-05-2001, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by #1 Jets Fan
back away little girl.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: BITE ME little boy!! :evil:

12-05-2001, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by #1 Jets Fan
The only bitch here is your mother under my desk. It hard to spell right when you mother make me FEEL SO GOOD.
Tell you wife we are still on for tonight.

Like I said when you talk smack with me ANYTHING goes. Your lack of intellect never ceases to amaze me. How far into a downward spiral can you go with this? Every line of smack you put down is cancelled out by your obvious ignorance in understanding the English Language. You sound very obtuse to me, but then again you are a Jets fan. When you come to the realization that whatever my mom does on her own time is up to her and stick to the subject at hand, which is dealing with your illiterate ass, get back to me. here's to ya...:cool:

12-05-2001, 08:40 PM
Just because we don't grunt ravenously in tandem with you does not mean you have to try to match wits (or how many words you can pronounce in a minute in your case) with us. We are obviously superior to you, and to be jealous of being lower on the food-chain is plain sad.

Try using some intellegence in your post, (am I asking too much?) instead of just pounding your head on the keyboard like a monkey having a seizure. You might just be able to talk some intellegent football with one of our insightful Dolphins fans here on this fine board. Then again, with the obvious interbreeding with you and the other Jets fans in your family., it must be pounded in your head that "Jets...good...Dolphins...bad!!!" since birth. Again just because your family tree (or chain in your stance) does not have the abilities that most people have, does not mean you have to try and make yourself feel good by trying to make them feel less of themselves. (Which does not work. You would notice if you had half of a brain)

Do yourself a favor and leave before you make a further ass of yourself. I don't feel like slamming you again, though it does give me a hint of satisfaction to pound you.

12-05-2001, 09:38 PM
Your indulgence in the art of striving to exhibit your irrationality and depleted sense of sagacity is stupefying. I can only be optimistic in that you will perservere in your pilgrimage of obtaining higher learning.:cool: That way, when you choose to verbally desecrate our communique' panel, no one will be forced to constantly rebuke your spelling to understand it. Just a thought.......:lol:

12-05-2001, 10:48 PM
#1 Jets fan....You come to a Web site and in a matter of a couple of days you manage to make a complete ass out of yourself.

First, off you do not even have a grasp of the English language. No comeback or "playground" threat from you can dispute that. I have three words for you: "Hooked on Phonics"

Second, you make threats to complete strangers, one of whom happens to be a woman. You seem to like taking shots at other people's mothers. Here is a bash at both of your parents: They should have kept you in school past the third grade level and taught you some manners. An ass kicking from a true dad would have taken care of the latter of the two early in life.

So do everybody in your life a favor and grow up! Also, I would spend less time on this message board and more time getting your GED.

12-06-2001, 02:27 AM
LMAO Phin Fans I can Relate we go through this with Raider fans Although Jet fan is not as Bad .... But Still....... Good luck this week ....... Thanxs for Letting us Bronco fans post here and making us Feel welcomed .................

12-06-2001, 04:09 AM
i enjoy getting and giving smack, this third person crap that whippy seems to enjoy makes me sick! :fire:

12-06-2001, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by #1 Jets Fan
Most women just back away when men start talking smack to them, but not you so I must admit I really respect that.

You can get off your knees and stop kissing my ass now. :lol: You are pathetic and I have NO respect for you. :mad:

That is what is wrong with most women today. They put up with sh!t from a$$holes like you. :yell: Well not ME!! I am empowered and you could NEVER take that away from me. :evil: I have read alot of posts today. I have come to the conclusion based on your bad grammer and your attitude that you can't be a day over 12. :rolleyes: You are like the little boy on the playground that says "I know you are, but what am I". :rolleyes: In that sense, you don't say anything halfway intellectual, but you continue to act like the ******** that you are. :yell: I have taken down several Gayder fans over the years, :fire: so you are NO challenge for me. :sleep:

12-06-2001, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by #1 Jets Fan
As for the Jet fan who grap you shirt at the game. Why didn't you just smack him upside his head? I may talk a lot of ****, but I would never do something like that.

As for my ordeal, I pushed his drunk skank ass off me, but I don't hit people upside the head. :rolleyes: That is the difference in our mentality. You being a Jets fan and all. :lol: You have to fight your way up the food chain, where as I am on the TOP, so I don't need to fight anyone. :D Lick my boots you little worm! :lol:

You just annoy people to death. BUZZ BUZZ I here that frickin fly again. Gotta go get my flyswatter. :lol:

12-06-2001, 06:05 PM
This thread rocks.

Jets fan, you are so cool. Can I be like you when I grow up? Ignored by most people? I think that is lifes ambition, to be ignored. I really do. Oh, by the way, how's second place, soon to be third place in the AFC East treating you guys? Just curious and all...

12-06-2001, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by #1 Jets Fan
Can't stand when somebody knows your scared?

What is the problem with this bet?

You guys really gave this guy hell, and as far as I can tell, he is not the one who attacked first. He came on here, tried to get a few people riled up with a silly bet, and you guys just exploded on him. Maybe I don't know his complete history on here but from just reading this thread, I think you guys wacked him a little hard.
The reason I posted the quote above is because, that is where he was trying to ask why everybody was so upset and it was from that point on that he was buried. Anything he said after that was just his pathetic way of defending himself.


12-06-2001, 11:45 PM
You hit the nail on the head about these PARASITE JET FANS!!I HAVE BEEN SAYING IT FOR WEEKS!! GO TO YOUR OWN BOARD!!THANK YOU MIAD 13 someone finally agrees with me!!! GO PHINS!!!