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miadphan13
12-06-2001, 07:27 PM
I found these Dallas jokes on a Raider board at the beginning of this season.


A lady in Dallas calls 911. Hysterically, she says,
"Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's
going to rape me!" The police officer says, "I'm
sorry, we're really busy at the moment. Just get the
guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."
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Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV
watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys
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Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
A. Does Bail Money count against the Salary Cap?
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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle
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Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
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Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the
field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with
known felons.
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Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken
clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can videotape
a teammate having sex.
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I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin.
They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a
coke machine.
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The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas
Stadium is going to take out artificial turf because
the Cowboys play better on "grass."
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The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System".....
'Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor.'
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The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season last year..... 12
arrests, 5 convictions.
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The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their
defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator:...
Johnny Cochran.
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Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at
spring training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.

Flyin11
12-06-2001, 07:30 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dolfan984
12-06-2001, 08:39 PM
This Texan went to died and went to hell, well Satan wanted to make his second life as bad as possable.
The Texan comes in and goes "Wow, this place has really nice weather, just like Texas Ye haw!"
Satan, obviously mad as hell(bad joke) made the temperature burning hot.
When he found the Texan he was not wearing a shirt then said to Satan, "Whewee! It's like Texan Summer here, it's sure is hot, the hotter the better!"
Satan was furious so turned all of Hell frozen, he went to the Texan and found him dancing, Satan asked, "Why are you so happy now?"
The Texan was all "Look at this weather! The Cowboys must have just won the Superbowl!"

Raidaz Freak
12-15-2001, 02:10 AM
Dallas jokes are the best cause they suck every year. :evil: I know they won't make the playoffs AGAIN:lol:

Dolfan984
12-15-2001, 02:29 AM
The Cowboys suck the big one ;)

miadphan13
12-15-2001, 02:38 AM
Originally posted by Raidaz Freak
I know they won't make the playoffs AGAIN:lol:


Don't laugh to hard because your team may be sitting at home watching the playoffs on TV because your defense SUCKS!! BTW, I have a lovely Raider joke for you.......take a gander! ;) :lol:

Raidaz Freak
12-15-2001, 03:21 AM
Yeeeahhhhh.....That's why come tomorrow we're gonna be AFC West Champs AGAIN. First time since 82-83 we got it twice in a row. If your boy Fiedler can keep throwing the ball straight until the playoffs, we will see each other again. Who knows, maybe in person at a playoff game!:D

miadphan13
12-15-2001, 04:27 AM
Originally posted by Raidaz Freak
Who knows, maybe in person at a playoff game!:D

I know that you shouldn't hope for that one too hard! ;) :lol:

dolfan06
12-15-2001, 05:18 AM
you know the whole bay area is a training ground for centers. YEP! if you'll bend over there, you'll bend over anywhere! :lol:

iceblizzard69
12-15-2001, 11:19 AM
Any team that is owned by MICHAEL JACKSON has to suck!

dolfan06
12-15-2001, 04:22 PM
Any team that is owned by MICHAEL JACKSON has to suck!
i won't even comment on that one! :eek:

Jaydog57
12-16-2001, 12:30 AM
(For best results, read aloud in your best Beavis/Butthead voice)

huh-huh-huh....you said suck....huh-huh:goof: