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Talos
12-01-2005, 04:35 PM
Well, I know why I don't go to the park...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

WharfRat
12-01-2005, 04:45 PM
:eek:

Holy Crap!!! Packs of killer squirrels???

Talos
12-01-2005, 04:46 PM
Just glad to see someone had the same reaction as me. :rofl3:

Mindwarp
12-01-2005, 04:52 PM
"If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests," he added



YOU THINK? :smackhead

HugeFinFan
12-01-2005, 05:16 PM
:jawdrop: That's crazy

Buddwalk
12-01-2005, 05:31 PM
WTF killer squirels :evil:

darkmistress
12-01-2005, 05:32 PM
This doesn't surprise me at all I was attacked by a kamikaze squirrel when I went to London lol

Talos
12-01-2005, 05:37 PM
This doesn't surprise me at all I was attacked by a kamikaze squirrel when I went to London lol

Did it then try and gut you and eat you? I love the fact that they blame it on a pine cone shortage....

darkmistress
12-01-2005, 05:42 PM
Did it then try and gut you and eat you? I love the fact that they blame it on a pine cone shortage....

no it went for the knockout blow leaping straight at my head... fortunately it missed. It was close to winter he might have thought I was a giant pine cone lol

Talos
12-01-2005, 05:44 PM
no it went for the knockout blow leaping straight at my head... fortunately it missed. It was close to winter he might have thought I was a giant pine cone lol

DM, what kind of crazy hair do you have if he thought your head was a pine cone? :D

Mindwarp
12-01-2005, 05:45 PM
DM, what kind of crazy hair do you have if he thought your head was a pine cone? :D


your nice i was thinking what odd shape head you must have..

darkmistress
12-01-2005, 06:02 PM
lol... yes well, I always went by the fact that the squirrels in London were slightly insane...but now that you mention it...lol

WharfRat
12-01-2005, 06:06 PM
I love the fact that they blame it on a pine cone shortage....

:lol: The great Russian Pine Cone Famine of '05!

We should ship them some of ours! :goof:

NJFINSFAN1
12-01-2005, 06:07 PM
:eek:

Holy Crap!!! Packs of killer squirrels???

They are very rat like!:rolleyes:

Talos
12-01-2005, 06:07 PM
Thats a northern thing. We're not really overwhelmed by pine cones down here.

ch19079
12-01-2005, 06:11 PM
no it went for the knockout blow leaping straight at my head... fortunately it missed. It was close to winter he might have thought I was a giant pine cone lol i was always told that if a wild animal doesnt run in fear of you, its eather domesticated or it has rabies. :(

NJFINSFAN1
12-01-2005, 06:15 PM
i was always told that if a wild animal doesnt run in fear of you, its eather domesticated or it has rabies. :(

Nope.

Up here, housing is being built right into the mountains. Animals are getting use to humans, which is not good. I can walk right in my yard and hand feed deer! The bear come up to peoples deck looking for food.

We need to stop and let nature be nature.

Mindwarp
12-01-2005, 06:17 PM
Thats a northern thing. We're not really overwhelmed by pine cones down here.


also our squirrels down here are alot thinner then the ones up north.

NJFINSFAN1
12-01-2005, 06:20 PM
also our squirrels down here are alot thinner then the ones up north.

Northern squirrels won the great war with the south!


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/83761NSUR_w-1.jpg (http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=102454&display=photoshop)

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/83709nSur_w-1.jpg (http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=102391&display=photoshop)

Talos
12-01-2005, 06:20 PM
Nope.

Up here, housing is being built right into the mountains. Animals are getting use to humans, which is not good. I can walk right in my yard and hand feed deer! The bear come up to peoples deck looking for food.

We need to stop and let nature be nature.


God, I grew up on a farm and I love nature etc, but I don't think I could ever go back to living in an environment like that. Living in South Florida has changed my outlook, and now when I see a wild animal around my house, its more of a pest than something I'm impressed with.

When bears are coming up to people's houses and they want food, everyone thinks its cute. Until the one time the bear doesn't get food, and attacks the person who didn't give it.

When I went up to Alaska, I went camping in the wild, and its a reminder of what animals really used to be like. small animals run in terror, and with big animals, you just hope they don't come your way.

Talos
12-01-2005, 06:21 PM
Northern squirrels won the great war with the south!


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/83761NSUR_w-1.jpg (http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=102454&display=photoshop)

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/83709nSur_w-1.jpg (http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=102391&display=photoshop)


It's just a South Florida thing. Our squirrels want to look hip, yours want to stay warm.

Mindwarp
12-01-2005, 06:21 PM
God, I grew up on a farm and I love nature etc, but I don't think I could ever go back to living in an environment like that. Living in South Florida has changed my outlook, and now when I see a wild animal around my house, its more of a pest than something I'm impressed with.

When bears are coming up to people's houses and they want food, everyone thinks its cute. Until the one time the bear doesn't get food, and attacks the person who didn't give it.

When I went up to Alaska, I went camping in the wild, and its a reminder of what animals really used to be like. small animals run in terror, and with big animals, you just hope they don't come your way.


do I classify as a big animal?

NJFINSFAN1
12-01-2005, 06:22 PM
The squirrels over seas are punks! You really need to watch them!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/83819UACy_w-1.jpg (http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=102526&display=photoshop)

Mindwarp
12-01-2005, 06:23 PM
you know your posting red x's right?

NJFINSFAN1
12-01-2005, 06:23 PM
But watch out for the vampire squirrel, they are the most dangerous!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/83800QVxu_w-1.jpg (http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=102505&display=photoshop)

darkmistress
12-01-2005, 06:24 PM
you know your posting red x's right?

I'm geting blue question marks...lol

NJFINSFAN1
12-01-2005, 06:24 PM
you know your posting red x's right?

I can see them?

Talos
12-01-2005, 06:24 PM
do I classify as a big animal?

That depends. Do you believe in Bigfoot?

If so, is it an animal?

If the answer to these questions is yes, then yes you are an animal.

Talos
12-01-2005, 06:25 PM
I can see them?

Do you also see dead people?

ILPhinFan88
12-01-2005, 06:26 PM
you know your posting red x's right?


I can see them.

NJFINSFAN1
12-01-2005, 06:27 PM
Do you also see dead people?

When I worked in the Hospital, does that count?

WharfRat
12-01-2005, 06:27 PM
But watch out for the vampire squirrel, they are the most dangerous!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/83800QVxu_w-1.jpg (http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=102505&display=photoshop)

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Mindwarp
12-01-2005, 06:27 PM
i can see them if i follow the link directly.

WharfRat
12-01-2005, 06:28 PM
When I worked in the Hospital, does that count?

:lol: but...did they know they were dead?

NJFINSFAN1
12-01-2005, 06:28 PM
i can see them if i follow the link directly.

Well it was funny then, now its ruined by the X! I feel like Boone!

darkmistress
12-01-2005, 06:28 PM
Looks like they're preparing for something big... SWAT Squirrels??

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Talos
12-01-2005, 06:29 PM
When I worked in the Hospital, does that count?

Are we talking employees or patients? Zombies don't count.

Mindwarp
12-01-2005, 06:29 PM
Penny Photoshop that last one in Ninja suits! lol

NJFINSFAN1
12-01-2005, 06:30 PM
:lol: but...did they know they were dead?

I was bad back then! Ask your misses about morgue stories!

Talos
12-01-2005, 06:30 PM
Looks like they're preparing for something big... SWAT Squirrels??

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It's an elaborate pine cone smuggling operation! The brown squirrels are the reason the black squirrels are having a shortage. This looks like it may get ugly.

Mindwarp
12-01-2005, 06:31 PM
I was bad back then! Ask your misses about morgue stories!


see that alone there makes us think your into necrophelia

NJFINSFAN1
12-01-2005, 06:31 PM
Are we talking employees or patients? Zombies don't count.

X patients!

NJFINSFAN1
12-01-2005, 06:32 PM
see that alone there makes us think your into necrophelia

I have to look that word up, I'll be back in a few!:rolleyes:

Talos
12-01-2005, 06:32 PM
I think Mindwarp has a point here....Do you have some dark secrets you're trying to hide NJ?

Mindwarp
12-01-2005, 06:33 PM
I have to look that word up, I'll be back in a few!:rolleyes:


:lol:

NJFINSFAN1
12-01-2005, 06:34 PM
I think Mindwarp has a point here....Do you have some dark secrets you're trying to hide NJ?

Nah, we use to scare the hell out of the Jamican workers in the hospital. They are very afraid of dead bodies, it would spook the hell out of them. Boy do I have some stories about that!

darkmistress
12-01-2005, 06:42 PM
Penny Photoshop that last one in Ninja suits! lol
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WharfRat
12-01-2005, 06:42 PM
It's an elaborate pine cone smuggling operation! The brown squirrels are the reason the black squirrels are having a shortage. This looks like it may get ugly.

:lol:
The Squirrel Civil War!

WharfRat
12-01-2005, 06:43 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


:sidelol: :lolcry: :roflmao:

Perfect!!!

Mindwarp
12-01-2005, 06:44 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


:yes:

This is my new wallpaper!

backpacker
12-01-2005, 06:44 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Oh my...and those are the South Floridia native squirrels. I'm going to have to start carrying a BB gun where ever I go.

NJFINSFAN1
12-01-2005, 06:44 PM
:lol:
The Squirrel Civil War!

I'll try again!
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Mindwarp
12-01-2005, 06:45 PM
Oh my...and those are the South Floridia native squirrels. I'm going to have to start carrying a BB gun where ever I go.



dude they are only red belts you will be fine ;)

backpacker
12-01-2005, 06:46 PM
dude they are only red belts you will be fine ;)

Hey hey, you can never be too safe.

NJFINSFAN1
12-01-2005, 06:48 PM
Northern ones are pretty big!

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Mindwarp
12-01-2005, 06:49 PM
dude! thats Squirrlezilla!

darkmistress
12-01-2005, 07:01 PM
darrrrrrrggggghhhh!
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WharfRat
12-01-2005, 07:09 PM
darrrrrrrggggghhhh!
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:lol: the infamous "Captain Black Whisker"

darkmistress
12-01-2005, 07:15 PM
I found him!!...this is the little bugger that tried to kill me!! lol

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NJFINSFAN1
12-01-2005, 08:17 PM
I found him!!...this is the little bugger that tried to kill me!! lol

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:lol: :lol:
looks like he had something else on his mind also!

WharfRat
12-02-2005, 09:08 AM
:lol: :lol:
looks like he had something else on his mind also!

So does this little guy! Aren't you glad it wasn't him DM? :eek: :lol:

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Mindwarp
12-02-2005, 09:17 AM
omg this thread should is prue gold!


but I heard a rumor of a famouse Ninja Pirate squirrel anyone seen it?

HugeFinFan
12-02-2005, 10:26 AM
So does this little guy! Aren't you glad it wasn't him DM? :eek: :lol:

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:roflmao: Doesn't seem like there is a shortage of nuts? :confused:

Mindwarp
12-02-2005, 10:36 AM
here you see them getting ready for the ninja activities

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Mindwarp
12-02-2005, 10:38 AM
and going back to the main storry that got this going with the black squirrels that killed the dog.

looks like they got some more footage of it finishing the dog

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mor911
12-02-2005, 10:57 AM
The Mor's got some squirrel porn, but it's not tos friendly.

Mindwarp
12-02-2005, 10:59 AM
The Mor would...

Talos
12-02-2005, 12:13 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

:roflmao:

Talos
12-02-2005, 12:22 PM
The Mor's got some squirrel porn, but it's not tos friendly.

Somehow, I'm not shocked by this.

WharfRat
12-02-2005, 12:32 PM
The Mor's got some squirrel porn, but it's not tos friendly.

meh... who doesn't?

Squirrel Porn is so 90's.... you need to step up to some hardcore groundhog porn...

:foundout:

NJFINSFAN1
12-02-2005, 12:34 PM
meh... who doesn't?

Squirrel Porn is so 90's.... you need to step up to some hardcore groundhog porn...

:foundout:

:eek:

Mindwarp
12-02-2005, 12:39 PM
wharf if you want "hardcore" wouldn't you have to go badger?

mor911
12-02-2005, 12:39 PM
I have some freaky beaver on Gerbil action.

Mindwarp
12-02-2005, 12:42 PM
i ussaly go for Snake IN beaver ;)

NJFINSFAN1
12-02-2005, 12:42 PM
I have some freaky beaver on Gerbil action.

you and Richard Gere:eek:

Mindwarp
12-02-2005, 12:43 PM
lmao @ this thread and where it has gone!

NJFINSFAN1
12-02-2005, 12:44 PM
lmao @ this thread and where it has gone!

To the Rats!

WharfRat
12-02-2005, 01:00 PM
To the Rats!

:tantrum:

WharfRat
12-02-2005, 01:01 PM
you and Richard Gere:eek:

Armageddon!!!!

FinsNCanes
12-02-2005, 02:20 PM
That's pretty funny. Once I was out in my yard at night smokin some bud at night and got charged by a pack of like 6 racoons. ****ing scary.

NJFINSFAN1
12-02-2005, 02:31 PM
That's pretty funny. Once I was out in my yard at night smokin some bud at night and got charged by a pack of like 6 racoons. ****ing scary.

Are you really sure that happened!:ricky: (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=10#)

FinsNCanes
12-02-2005, 02:35 PM
Are you really sure that happened!:ricky: (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=10#)

Yeah. Those little glowing eyed *******s hissed at me. I didn't know racoons did that but apparently they do. Thought they were just cats or something at first.

TJamesW_phinfan
12-02-2005, 03:57 PM
As a meteor ended the age of the dinosaur so too did the coming of the carnivorous killer squirrels of doom end the age of man.

You can just picture that famous seen from the birds at the end where the birds are all sitting around the house watching the people, only replace the birds with squirrels. :eek:

Talos
12-02-2005, 04:21 PM
lmao @ this thread and where it has gone!

This thread has exceeded my wildest expectations. We've had ninja squirrels, pirate squirrels, squirrels with big nuts, and Richard Gere with a gerbil refrences all in one thread.

Can't beat it.

NJFINSFAN1
12-02-2005, 04:26 PM
This thread has exceeded my wildest expectations. We've had ninja squirrels, pirate squirrels, squirrels with big nuts, and Richard Gere with a gerbil refrences all in one thread.

Can't beat it.

:lol: And they are getting smarter also!

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HansMojo
12-02-2005, 04:26 PM
Squirrel attacks Bambi!!

http://www.bofunk.com/video/2572/deer_vs_squirrel.html

:eek:

Talos
12-02-2005, 04:29 PM
:lol: And they are getting smarter also!

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OH DEAR GOD! THEY'RE REPRODUCING!

Mindwarp
12-02-2005, 04:37 PM
Deer attacks Bambi!!

http://www.bofunk.com/video/2572/deer_vs_squirrel.html

:eek:



yeah but deers are like crack heads.. you fart and they take off running.

Talos
12-02-2005, 04:47 PM
I don't fear deer! Rabid black ninja pirate squirrels with SWAT training and technology, now that's scary stuff!

HansMojo
12-02-2005, 04:52 PM
I don't fear deer! Rabid black ninja pirate squirrels with SWAT training and technology, now that's scary stuff!
Ah, crud. It was supposed to say Squirrel attacks Bambi. I changed it.

WharfRat
12-02-2005, 04:58 PM
all that excersize has made them thirsty too...

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WharfRat
12-02-2005, 04:59 PM
...and I guess the training has started to really pay off for them...

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WharfRat
12-02-2005, 05:03 PM
:mg:

Now they're armed!!!

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WharfRat
12-02-2005, 05:04 PM
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WharfRat
12-02-2005, 05:06 PM
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The squirrels tossed him up there?

HansMojo
12-02-2005, 05:15 PM
Here's an actual site that tells you what to do if attacked by a squirrel (you have to scroll down a little). :lol:

http://www.chainreaction.com/squirrels.htm

NaboCane
12-02-2005, 05:16 PM
:rofl3:

coffee on the keyboard...thanks Wharf!

Cuban Dave 9
12-02-2005, 05:17 PM
LMAO!!! "a pinecorn shortage may have caused the event"

Talos
12-02-2005, 05:52 PM
OMG Wharf! :roflmao: The machine gun/beret picture is a classic. I may have to make that my avatar.

WharfRat
12-02-2005, 07:28 PM
OMG Wharf! :roflmao: The machine gun/beret picture is a classic. I may have to make that my avatar.

Do it!!!

I like the muscle bound one... he's got guns like David Boston! :lol:

GRAPEAPE
12-02-2005, 07:30 PM
Maybe they are Mutant Squirrels afteryears of radioactive fallout from Chernobyl. They have mutated into the ultimate killing machine. people think they are harmless till they leap at you and gnaw off you arm. Or maybe they are escaped Supergenious Squirrels from some lab leftover after the Coldwars. The one that tried to kill DarkMistress may have been one that escaped. He knew that she recognized him as a super evil genious squirrel and he was trying to keep you quiet the only way he knew how......KILL KILL KILL. Beware of the Squirrels. The only thing that can stop them is Brussel sprouts, they hate'em and will run in the other direction if they even smell them so my advice is to carry some in your pockets at all times. You have been warned!!

NaboCane
12-02-2005, 07:34 PM
Do it!!!

I like the muscle bound one... he's got guns like David Boston! :lol:

That was my favorite.:lol:

GRAPEAPE
12-02-2005, 07:40 PM
I don't fear deer! Rabid black ninja pirate squirrels with SWAT training and technology, now that's scary stuff! Amen Brother. I just opend up the gun case and I'm locked and loaded, The little furry SOB's will never take me alive!

WharfRat
12-02-2005, 07:50 PM
Maybe they are Mutant Squirrels afteryears of radioactive fallout from Chernobyl. They have mutated into the ultimate killing machine. people think they are harmless till they leap at you and gnaw off you arm. Or maybe they are escaped Supergenious Squirrels from some lab leftover after the Coldwars. The one that tried to kill DarkMistress may have been one that escaped. He knew that she recognized him as a super evil genious squirrel and he was trying to keep you quiet the only way he knew how......KILL KILL KILL. Beware of the Squirrels. The only thing that can stop them is Brussel sprouts, they hate'em and will run in the other direction if they even smell them so my advice is to carry some in your pockets at all times. You have been warned!!

:roflmao: Brussel Sprouts!?! I'd run too if I saw you coming at me with them in your pockets!

:escape:

unifiedtheory
12-02-2005, 08:56 PM
Holy crap...just got home, read this thread from beginning to end and now I feel sick from laughing so damn hard...thanks guys.:)

wazzy
12-02-2005, 09:18 PM
This thread is hilarious but that is insane how squirells actually ate a dog!

GRAPEAPE
12-02-2005, 10:08 PM
:roflmao: Brussel Sprouts!?! I'd run too if I saw you coming at me with them in your pockets!

:escape: Yes brussel sprouts. they are like the purest thing on the planet. Only something as pure as a brussel sprout can ward of the evil that the Super evil genious killer squirrel posses. I can't believe you didn't know that. Check out Rickys Holistic medicine school they could teach you about all the powers of produce!

dolphan117
12-02-2005, 10:39 PM
This thread rules.

Mindwarp
12-03-2005, 11:43 AM
flippers finest?

RunningBackGuru
12-03-2005, 12:00 PM
:eek: ........:lol:

WharfRat
12-03-2005, 03:06 PM
flippers finest?

I second the motion! :up:

Whatsdatson20
12-03-2005, 06:21 PM
Well, I know why I don't go to the park...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm


Thats hilarious. Poor dog. hahahah sorry cant stop laughing. It just makes me think of that commercial when the two squirrels jump in the middle of the road and cause a car to swerve. Then they start giving eachother high fives and stuff. Haha good times.

Talos
12-05-2005, 10:52 AM
I second the motion! :up:

Woot!

I don't know if this ever got posted, as I got behind in this thread, but http://www.geocities.com/nickedemis/menu.html .

tucker
12-05-2005, 04:22 PM
Local people suggest hunger is driving squirrels to extremes
Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

Passers-by were reportedly too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.

A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.

"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.

"When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."

Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack.

While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds' nests, he said, the idea of them chewing at a dog to death was "absurd".

"If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests," he added.

Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory.

A Lazo man who called himself only Mikhalich said there had been "no pine cones at all" in the local forests this year.

"The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat," he said.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

Those damned black squirrels


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WharfRat
12-05-2005, 04:23 PM
ummm... a little late on the draw there tucker....

Talos
12-05-2005, 04:29 PM
Anything to bring the squirrels back up. But yeah, Tucker this is 8 pages worth of posts that are just "must read".

GRAPEAPE
12-05-2005, 04:35 PM
They are getting into proples minds See, They made Tucker start that thread. Everyone arm themselves!!!!!! it's your constitutional right to KILL these Super evil pirate ninja squirrels. KILL them before they take over the world

Talos
12-05-2005, 04:37 PM
They are getting into proples minds See, They made Tucker start that thread. Everyone arm themselves!!!!!! it's your constitutional right to KILL these Super evil pirate ninja squirrels. KILL them before they take over the world

It's a good day on FH, when this is a clear and rational thought about the arming of citizens to prevent a mass invasion of pirate ninja squirrels. :D

GRAPEAPE
12-05-2005, 04:42 PM
It's a good day on FH, when this is a clear and rational thought about the arming of citizens to prevent a mass invasion of pirate ninja squirrels. :D
I swear I am not Crazy you should see the size of the Indiana squirrels. Tey are bigger than most cats. And they have beady little eyes that just scream MURDER MURDER MURDER. pure evil I tell you, I am gonna have a big plate of brussel spouts at dinner!

Talos
12-05-2005, 04:44 PM
I grew up in Illinois, just outside of St. Louis on the east side of the river. Squirrels up in that area are HUGE compared to the scrawny things we have down here, so I can't imagine how big a Russian squirrel is.

GRAPEAPE
12-05-2005, 04:47 PM
I grew up in Illinois, just outside of St. Louis on the east side of the river. Squirrels up in that area are HUGE compared to the scrawny things we have down here, so I can't imagine how big a Russian squirrel is. East St.Louis , sorry man. Some of My wifes Family is from Belleville, almost as run down and bad anymore. All the squirrels there are crack dealers, it's bad

tucker
12-05-2005, 04:55 PM
lol...damn i didnt even see this posted...hell i'm not even the 2nd person to post this...

Talos
12-05-2005, 05:23 PM
I actually lived right outside of Belleville. I'm not from actual E. St Louis. I spent a lot of my youth living in Shiloh, right near Scott Air Force base.

darkmistress
12-06-2005, 01:35 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/03/squir11ju-1.jpg

ih8brady
12-06-2005, 03:06 AM
Those damned black squirrels


[/QUOTE]


How long until Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton pop up and say "Oh, the squirrel is guilty because he's black. This is a societal result perputrated by white squirrels and their white squirrel society."

NaboCane
12-06-2005, 04:30 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/03/squir11ju-1.jpg

LOVE it!

NaboCane
12-06-2005, 04:33 AM
I actually lived right outside of Belleville. I'm not from actual E. St Louis. I spent a lot of my youth living in Shiloh, right near Scott Air Force base.

Good, because I've been to East St. Louis, and it's frightening. And this is coming from someone who used to work in Bunche Park.

Talos
12-06-2005, 04:43 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/03/squir11ju-1.jpg

Oh DM.....this is classic. I'm going to start using this in EVERY thread.

NJFINSFAN1
12-06-2005, 05:39 PM
How could we forget Secret Squirrel!!:eek:

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/toy146-1.jpg

Talos
12-06-2005, 05:45 PM
Does anyone here watch Harvey Birdman? If so, did you see the episode with Secret Squirrel? They sue him for indecent exposure.

NJFINSFAN1
12-06-2005, 05:51 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/mccartney-1.jpg

They even know stars!!!!:eek:

NJFINSFAN1
12-06-2005, 05:53 PM
Does anyone here watch Harvey Birdman? If so, did you see the episode with Secret Squirrel? They sue him for indecent exposure.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/secret_squirrel_no_photo-1.gif

darkmistress
12-06-2005, 05:59 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/mccartney-1.jpg

They even know stars!!!!:eek:

are they acting out a squirrel cull?

Talos
12-06-2005, 06:00 PM
are they acting out a squirrel cull?

:confused:

darkmistress
12-06-2005, 06:02 PM
:confused:

well Paul's pointing a gun at the squirrel and the squirrel is acting like he's been shot... they must be explaining it to the children lol

backpacker
12-06-2005, 06:03 PM
well Paul's pointing a gun at the squirrel and the squirrel is acting like he's been shot... they must be explaining it to the children lol

CONSPIRACY!!!

NJFINSFAN1
12-06-2005, 06:05 PM
Does anyone here watch Harvey Birdman? If so, did you see the episode with Secret Squirrel? They sue him for indecent exposure.


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/84436-1.jpg

Talos
12-06-2005, 06:10 PM
well Paul's pointing a gun at the squirrel and the squirrel is acting like he's been shot... they must be explaining it to the children lol

It's educational. Teaching children to defend themselves from squirrels.

GRAPEAPE
12-06-2005, 06:11 PM
It's educational. Teaching children to defend themselves from squirrels.Everyone needs to watch it then, they are taking over!
Hurry get some brussel sprouts!

NJFINSFAN1
12-06-2005, 06:12 PM
Everyone needs to watch it then, they are taking over!
Hurry get some brussel sprouts!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Talos
12-06-2005, 06:19 PM
NJ, you just google image searching secret squirrel and going image by image?

You think he's their informant? Their "inside squirrel" so to speak?

NJFINSFAN1
12-06-2005, 06:23 PM
NJ, you just google image searching secret squirrel and going image by image?

You think he's their informant? Their "inside squirrel" so to speak?

He is it! After being arrested with his trench coat, he went down hill!

I use to watch that all the time, along with Adam Ant, Kimba the White Lion etc... Oh and catch the pigeon!!!!

Talos
12-06-2005, 06:24 PM
Secret Squirrel, although he was a squirrel which inherently makes him dangerous, was behind duped the whole time. Morocco Mole was the brains behind that operation.

GRAPEAPE
12-06-2005, 06:27 PM
As of this Day I devote my life to destroying Secret Squirrel. I need more info on how he gives his info to the Squirrel king. Maybe we could hack his e-mail them send him a virus, that will slow him down for a few days until we can find him. ITen I will go on a covert op, and destroy him. I will have more plans as soon as I can get his e-mail address and send him the virus.


This could be like a squirrel espionage version of 24, I need to get this copyrighted!

NJFINSFAN1
12-06-2005, 06:30 PM
Secret Squirrel, although he was a squirrel which inherently makes him dangerous, was behind duped the whole time. Morocco Mole was the brains behind that operation.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/Morocco_Mole_300-1.gif

Quelonio
12-06-2005, 06:31 PM
Mom, mom in school every one says I'm crazy?


Who says that son?


THE SQUIRRELSS!!!!!! THE SQUIRRELLSSSSS!!!! THE SQUIRRELSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

NJFINSFAN1
12-06-2005, 07:03 PM
CONSPIRACY!!!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/06/squirnotapp5ah-1.gif

GRAPEAPE
12-06-2005, 07:16 PM
Can anyone make a "Partnership for a Squirrel Free America" banner maybe with some acorn and leaves then we could all fly it and join the anti squirrel league

ASL : For a Squirrell Free America

Talos
12-08-2005, 03:39 PM
I came across this, and just thought it had to be shown. There are news clips about squirrels and the mass destruction they can cause as well as general havoc they wreak.

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/

NJFINSFAN1
12-08-2005, 04:05 PM
I came across this, and just thought it had to be shown. There are news clips about squirrels and the mass destruction they can cause as well as general havoc they wreak.

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/




http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/06/squirnotapp5ah-1.gif

Talos
12-08-2005, 04:20 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/06/squirnotapp5ah-1.gif

Of course they don't approve. It shows the beginnings of their plans!

NJFINSFAN1
12-08-2005, 04:24 PM
Of course they don't approve. It shows the beginnings of their plans!

I hear they are looking for this fellow next!!!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

GRAPEAPE
12-08-2005, 04:24 PM
Oh it's on now, They have their own website, like the terrorist groups. This cannot be a good thing. DIE YOU SOB'S:fire:

Talos
12-08-2005, 04:25 PM
I hear they are looking for this fellow next!!!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


:rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl3:

I almost fell out of my chair laughing.....OMG

GRAPEAPE
12-08-2005, 04:28 PM
I hear they are looking for this fellow next!!!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif I hope your kidding, I swear I will Kill everyone of those mangy little tree rats. BRING IT ON SQUIRRELS!!!




that is a good one, after me they are going after Calvin and Hobbes:D

NJFINSFAN1
12-08-2005, 04:33 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


The squirrels pulled the old Electric tree stunt on Grape Ape!

GRAPEAPE
12-08-2005, 04:35 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif




The squirrels pulled the old Electric tree stunt on Grape Ape! I freaking wish I could use photoshop!

Talos
12-08-2005, 04:37 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif




The squirrels pulled the old Electric tree stunt on Grape Ape!

OMG NJ, you're killing me. :rofl3:

NJFINSFAN1
12-08-2005, 04:43 PM
Gimmie Your Wallet or else!



http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/bob_squirrel-1.jpg

GRAPEAPE
12-08-2005, 04:44 PM
Gimmie Your Wallet or else!



http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/bob_squirrel-1.jpg
Evil little creatures I hope they all get some kind of crazy squirrel flu!

NJFINSFAN1
12-08-2005, 04:44 PM
The new solider squirrels are ready!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/117199nTvs_w-1.jpg (http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=143158&display=photoshop)


Hope its not a little red box, this one is great!

GRAPEAPE
12-08-2005, 04:45 PM
The new solider squirrels are ready!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/117199nTvs_w-1.jpg (http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=143158&display=photoshop)


Hope its not a little red box, this one is great!red box here

NJFINSFAN1
12-08-2005, 04:47 PM
red box here

Check these photos out, they are funny! I love the squirrel that hunted the lion!

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.worth1000.com/entries/117000/117076aFhe_w.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp%3Fcontest_id%3D3541&h=378&w=500&sz=35&tbnid=0orQhtd9gcsJ:&tbnh=96&tbnw=127&hl=en&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dattack%2Bsquirrels%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG

Talos
12-08-2005, 05:14 PM
Squirrels are vicious little *******s. We need to watch out. We haven't had a Secret Squirrel sighting in a while, which probably means he's on the prowl.

darkmistress
12-08-2005, 05:21 PM
Check these photos out, they are funny! I love the squirrel that hunted the lion!

:eek: some of those are seriously gross

NJFINSFAN1
12-08-2005, 05:29 PM
:eek: some of those are seriously gross

Yeah, but I got a kick out of the squirrel with the cross bow that shot the lion!

GRAPEAPE
12-08-2005, 06:08 PM
Had to get home to see the photos it was a FORBIDDEN site on the work net, Those are awesome!!!:evil: :evil:

dolphan117
12-08-2005, 06:33 PM
Yeah, but I got a kick out of the squirrel with the cross bow that shot the lion!

Me too. Alsohttp://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/117264FkNJ_w-1.jpg (http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=143232&display=photoshop)
They are silent assasins. Or are those pills somthing else?.....

spydertl79
12-08-2005, 10:14 PM
omg

darkmistress
12-09-2005, 01:43 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/01/prob-1.gif

Quelonio
12-09-2005, 07:39 AM
Squirrels have interesting looking rectums, they look like the peace sign...

WharfRat
12-09-2005, 09:25 AM
Squirrels have interesting looking rectums, they look like the peace sign...

ummmmm.... I have to say, I never really looked at a squirrel's rectum....


and wonder why you would :eek: :lol:

Quelonio
12-09-2005, 09:26 AM
ummmmm.... I have to say, I never really looked at a squirrel's rectum....


and wonder why you would :eek: :lol:

In my defense you can see it in Darkmistress thingy about the squirrel's butt.

GRAPEAPE
12-09-2005, 09:30 AM
In my defense you can see it in Darkmistress thingy about the squirrel's butt.
And I thought I was the crazy one.

WharfRat
12-09-2005, 09:32 AM
In my defense you can see it in Darkmistress thingy about the squirrel's butt.

:lol: OK....but still.... :goof:

Quelonio
12-09-2005, 09:36 AM
:lol: OK....but still.... :goof:

Damn, one time, I was drunk and in college... Just let me be...

WharfRat
12-09-2005, 10:01 AM
Damn, one time, I was drunk and in college... Just let me be...

:roflmao:

GRAPEAPE
12-09-2005, 10:03 AM
Que: I went to school to be a filmaker, and I am schooled in the arts, but does anyone look at me and say he Makes great films? NO, you f#*k one squirrel and your labeled for life.:rofl3:

Mindwarp
12-09-2005, 10:19 AM
:laughat:
Squirrels have interesting looking rectums, they look like the peace sign...
:spit: :lolcry: :sidelol:

FinHeathen
12-09-2005, 12:42 PM
Look! I found something!
http://www.breel.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/squirrel/

Mindwarp
12-09-2005, 12:45 PM
this game is win!

WharfRat
12-09-2005, 12:45 PM
Look! I found something!
http://www.breel.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/squirrel/

:lol:

Gotta do this one too!

http://www.breel.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gaydog/

FinHeathen
12-09-2005, 12:48 PM
:lol:

Gotta do this one too!

http://www.breel.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gaydog/

Indeed I did, but alas, my dog was not gay enough to party. Frickin pomeranians.

Talos
12-09-2005, 12:49 PM
Haha, dressing up your squirrel is awesome.

http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-712.htm

for those squirrel haters in the audience!

FinHeathen
12-09-2005, 12:56 PM
Behold. I have an avatar. Thanks to GIS for "Squirrel dominatrix"

E: Squirrels are mammals. They like crowns.
http://www.flashplayer.com/games/squirrelsquash.html

E2: Good report, son. Good use of coins.

Jt0323
12-09-2005, 01:17 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Jt0323
12-09-2005, 01:20 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/83761nsurw5yv-1.jpg

WharfRat
12-09-2005, 01:23 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif




http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=1797338&postcount=93

:D

GRAPEAPE
12-09-2005, 01:25 PM
Make it stop I am getting an itchy trigger finger, It is friday i may have to fire someone to calm myslef down.

FinHeathen
12-09-2005, 01:32 PM
Make it stop I am getting an itchy trigger finger, It is friday i may have to fire someone to calm myslef down.

December 9th.. Hmm.. close enough. Fire that Bob Cratchit fellow. I don't care for the cut of his jib. Also, invest in ghost repellant.

Jt0323
12-09-2005, 01:34 PM
wharf u should add one of these as a smilie

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/hamsterwheel-1.gif
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

WharfRat
12-09-2005, 01:35 PM
wharf u should add one of these as a smilie

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/hamsterwheel-1.gif
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

I love it!!! :lol:

Give me a bit... ;)

GRAPEAPE
12-09-2005, 01:45 PM
December 9th.. Hmm.. close enough. Fire that Bob Cratchit fellow. I don't care for the cut of his jib. Also, invest in ghost repellant. Sorry no Bob Cratchit here, I do have a Bob Samuels, will that work? Ghosts are less scary than lose evil little squirrels.

FinHeathen
12-09-2005, 01:51 PM
Sorry no Bob Cratchit here, I do have a Bob Samuels, will that work? Ghosts are less scary than lose evil little squirrels.

Naw. Firing Bob Samuels won't stick it to that little "Tiny Tim" *******. He thinks he's so big because he needs crutches to walk. Feh! Also, I cannot tell if "evil little squirrels" is meant to be pro or anti squirrel.

You see,

if $squirrels = $evil;
$squirrels >= *;

then
$evil >= *

Hence, you're saying that evil is like, really awesome, and stuff.

FinHeathen
12-09-2005, 01:53 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/01/prob-1.gif

Quoting Borat, Kazakhstani superstar, ALL RIGHT! HUGH FIVE!

GRAPEAPE
12-09-2005, 02:01 PM
Naw. Firing Bob Samuels won't stick it to that little "Tiny Tim" bas tard(friggin filter). He thinks he's so big because he needs crutches to walk. Feh! Also, I cannot tell if "evil little squirrels" is meant to be pro or anti squirrel.

You see,

if $squirrels = $evil;
$squirrels >= *;

then
$evil >= *

Hence, you're saying that evil is like, really awesome, and stuff. NO NO NO NO The Evil squirrles are bad, they along with their leader Morrocco Mole are planning to take over the world! They have theire own websites, and have you seen the militia photos? They are EVIL, and need to be stopped, I hate them and want them all dead.:evil:

dolphan117
12-09-2005, 02:04 PM
Naw. Firing Bob Samuels won't stick it to that little "Tiny Tim" bas tard(friggin filter). He thinks he's so big because he needs crutches to walk. Feh! Also, I cannot tell if "evil little squirrels" is meant to be pro or anti squirrel.

You see,

if $squirrels = $evil;
$squirrels >= *;

then
$evil >= *

Hence, you're saying that evil is like, really awesome, and stuff.

Somtimes it is.
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
I have heard rumors of a dr. evil squirrle alliance but they are unconfirmed.

FinHeathen
12-09-2005, 02:06 PM
Somtimes it is.


Well, being the FinHeathen, you can't expect that I'd say it's not, but I felt I needed to clarify that GrapeApe was TOTALLY endorsing evil. He did it on the internet, too, which is, in Satan's eyes, more clear a statement then, say, sacrificing a goat. Way to go, Apester.

FinHeathen
12-09-2005, 02:07 PM
NO NO NO NO The Evil squirrles are bad, they along with their leader Morrocco Mole are planning to take over the world! They have theire own websites, and have you seen the militia photos? They are EVIL, and need to be stopped, I hate them and want them all dead.:evil:

WE WILL OVERCOME, THOU NAYSAYER!

NJFINSFAN1
12-09-2005, 03:47 PM
wharf u should add one of these as a smilie

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/hamsterwheel-1.gif
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


:lol: :lol:

Talos
12-09-2005, 04:07 PM
wharf u should add one of these as a smilie

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/hamsterwheel-1.gif
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif



If there isn't a squirrel smiley added, I will be sorely disappointed.

WharfRat
12-09-2005, 04:13 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif



If there isn't a squirrel smiley added, I will be sorely disappointed.

I'm working on it! I have an idea... :evil:

WharfRat
12-09-2005, 05:31 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif



If there isn't a squirrel smiley added, I will be sorely disappointed.

OK...how's this?

Joint venture between myself and Harmonkoz... I developed the concept, and Harm rigged the explosives!!

:diesquirr

Jt0323
12-09-2005, 05:50 PM
OK...how's this?

Joint venture between myself and Harmonkoz... I developed the concept, and Harm rigged the explosives!!

:diesquirr
thats great!:lol:

NaboCane
12-09-2005, 06:02 PM
OK...how's this?

Joint venture between myself and Harmonkoz... I developed the concept, and Harm rigged the explosives!!

:diesquirr

:lol: Pricless!

Mindwarp
12-09-2005, 06:08 PM
oh man too bad Talos is gone for the day he would have loved that one!

backpacker
12-09-2005, 07:15 PM
It's true, they are planning! Look at this rigourous(sp?) training they are going through!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/41747/squirrel_impossible/

WharfRat
12-09-2005, 07:20 PM
It's true, they are planning! Look at this rigourous(sp?) training they are going through!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/41747/squirrel_impossible/

:lol:

NaboCane
12-09-2005, 07:45 PM
It's true, they are planning! Look at this rigourous(sp?) training they are going through!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/41747/squirrel_impossible/

That's great...you can't save this type movie, can you?

FinHeathen
12-10-2005, 02:50 PM
Squirrels are also industrious, as you can see here. Note that these are slightly violent cartoons (pro-squirrel, of course) that sorta fit my black humor perfectly. You have been warned.

http://www.maakies.com/SNL/drinky.html
http://www.maakies.com/SNL/clam.html

Note that the squirrels are in charge.

NJFINSFAN1
12-10-2005, 08:14 PM
OK...how's this?

Joint venture between myself and Harmonkoz... I developed the concept, and Harm rigged the explosives!!

:diesquirr



http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/06/squirnotapp5ah-1.gif

dominizzo
12-11-2005, 04:19 AM
wooowow

Talos
12-12-2005, 10:20 AM
OK...how's this?

Joint venture between myself and Harmonkoz... I developed the concept, and Harm rigged the explosives!!

:diesquirr



:evilmod: Perfect! :diesquirr

GRAPEAPE
12-12-2005, 11:19 AM
I wish all squirrels exploded like that one, Is that spontaneous or is he a suicide bomber????

FinHeathen
12-12-2005, 11:25 AM
I wish all squirrels exploded like that one, Is that spontaneous or is he a suicide bomber????

He's not exploding. You may not know this, but squirrels are actually so kickin' rad, that they sometimes spontaneously transcend their physical form and become non-corporeal beings, composed entirely of pure energy, giving them the abiltiy to navigate the parallel realities of the multiverse, as proposed by M-theory, where they go on to spawn entire new civilizations... and stuff. They're pretty amazing, squirrels.

cnc66
12-12-2005, 11:31 AM
He's not exploding. You may not know this, but squirrels are actually so kickin' rad, that they sometimes spontaneously transcend their physical form and become non-corporeal beings, composed entirely of pure energy, giving them the abiltiy to navigate the parallel realities of the multiverse, as proposed by M-theory, where they go on to spawn entire new civilizations... and stuff. They're pretty amazing, squirrels.

that didn't impress my cat much, he got one yesterday.

GRAPEAPE
12-12-2005, 11:34 AM
He's not exploding. You may not know this, but squirrels are actually so kickin' rad, that they sometimes spontaneously transcend their physical form and become non-corporeal beings, composed entirely of pure energy, giving them the abiltiy to navigate the parallel realities of the multiverse, as proposed by M-theory, where they go on to spawn entire new civilizations... and stuff. They're pretty amazing, squirrels. I wish i could formulate an intelligent respone to disavow these claims however at this time I am speechless.

FinHeathen
12-12-2005, 11:36 AM
that didn't impress my cat much, he got one yesterday.

It better be impressed when its poo escapes into Calabi-Yau space and permeates the higher dimensions with its squirrely jawsomeness.

Mindwarp
12-13-2005, 05:45 PM
so... DM goes to check her mail today and found out it was hijacked by squirrels

http://www.finheaven.com/webmail/images/sm_logo.png

FinHeathen
12-13-2005, 05:48 PM
Ah yes Mindwarp.. they're in the mainframe.. SquirrelNet has become self-aware.

cnc66
12-13-2005, 06:09 PM
It better be impressed when its poo escapes into Calabi-Yau space and permeates the higher dimensions with its squirrely jawsomeness.

tru dat, I worry about their Jawsomeness alot...but the cat ain't scairt.

darkmistress
12-13-2005, 07:33 PM
so... DM goes to check her mail today and found out it was hijacked by squirrels

http://www.finheaven.com/webmail/images/sm_logo.png


:rofl3:

FinHeathen
12-13-2005, 07:40 PM
tru dat, I worry about their Jawsomeness alot...but the cat ain't scairt.

Cats are also awesome, and know no fear, for they are cats - however, squirrels > cats.

NJFINSFAN1
12-13-2005, 07:58 PM
tru dat, I worry about their Jawsomeness alot...but the cat ain't scairt.

You want a piece of this!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/chittering20cat202620squirrel-1.jpg (http://photos1.blogger.com/img/16/1751/640/chittering%20cat%20&%20squirrel.jpg)

GRAPEAPE
12-13-2005, 08:47 PM
All of you sick squirrel sympathizers will rue the day you did not take the side of the Homosapiens in the great battle for earth supremecy!

SuavePhin
12-14-2005, 05:09 PM
http://college.break.com/articles/squirrelnut.html The Mor has been training the squirrels in his ways

darkmistress
12-14-2005, 05:33 PM
All of you sick squirrel sympathizers will rue the day you did not take the side of the Homosapiens in the great battle for earth supremecy!
UH-OH!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/spy8xm-1.jpg

mor911
12-14-2005, 05:55 PM
http://college.break.com/articles/squirrelnut.html The Mor has been training the squirrels in his ways
:lol: That was classic

:mor911:

NJFINSFAN1
12-15-2005, 01:46 PM
YIKEES!!!!!!

http://www.bergen.com/page.php?qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjczN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk1OTkmZmdiZWw3Zjd2cWVlRUV5eTY4MzkwNjYmeXJpcnk3ZjcxN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk2


:cry:

dolphan117
12-15-2005, 03:35 PM
UH-OH!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/spy8xm-1.jpg

Splinter Cell, The Nut Crackers. Now they are even pirating video games.

SuavePhin
12-22-2005, 04:49 PM
Our counter-squirrel weapon revealed!!!!!!
http://www.break.com/articles/flysquirrel1.html

GRAPEAPE
12-22-2005, 05:22 PM
Those are the kind of people we need in the fight against the squirrels. That was AWESOME!!!!:sidelol:

Predaphin
12-22-2005, 05:27 PM
Attack of the killer squirrels! I can already see a movie in the making....

Predaphin
12-22-2005, 05:29 PM
Our counter-squirrel weapon revealed!!!!!!
http://www.break.com/articles/flysquirrel1.html

:lol:

good good, i see we are one step ahead

FinHeathen
12-22-2005, 09:17 PM
:lol:

good good, i see we are one step ahead

That's just what our legions want you to think. It's gonna be Squirrel Harbor all up in this beeotch.

NJFINSFAN1
01-05-2006, 10:26 AM
They have been quite, but are building an army!



http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/01/Squirrel3way-1.jpg

But they do get confused sometimes!:eek:

GRAPEAPE
01-05-2006, 10:29 AM
They have been quite, but are building an army!



http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/01/Squirrel3way-1.jpg

But they do get confused sometimes!:eek:We need to find a way to make them all sterile.

ILPhinFan88
02-03-2006, 11:09 AM
They are back

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

NJFINSFAN1
02-03-2006, 03:13 PM
They are back

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

didn't work

ILPhinFan88
02-03-2006, 03:45 PM
didn't work

Fixed

NJFINSFAN1
02-03-2006, 04:16 PM
Bird eaters!:wink:

inFINSible
02-03-2006, 04:39 PM
Uh oh.....this isn't good...http://cgi.ebay.com/Revitalize-your-Squirrel_W0QQitemZ7215775676QQcategoryZ10895QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

darkmistress
02-03-2006, 05:46 PM
Uh oh.....this isn't good...http://cgi.ebay.com/Revitalize-your-Squirrel_W0QQitemZ7215775676QQcategoryZ10895QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem WTF? lol :lol:

NaboCane
02-03-2006, 06:19 PM
Uh oh.....this isn't good...http://cgi.ebay.com/Revitalize-your-Squirrel_W0QQitemZ7215775676QQcategoryZ10895QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

SQUIRREL ZOMBIES!!!

NJFINSFAN1
02-03-2006, 09:49 PM
Uh oh.....this isn't good...http://cgi.ebay.com/Revitalize-your-Squirrel_W0QQitemZ7215775676QQcategoryZ10895QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

that is good!:sidelol:

SuavePhin
02-03-2006, 10:07 PM
reminds me of an old ESPN article, enjoy :D

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=barone/050829&num=0

cnc66
02-03-2006, 10:07 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/02/e0_1JPG-1.jpg

NJFINSFAN1
02-03-2006, 10:26 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/02/e0_1JPG-1.jpg

Wait to Grapeape sees this!:sidelol:

NJFINSFAN1
02-07-2006, 09:35 AM
Bump for Grapeape!

GRAPEAPE
02-07-2006, 09:45 AM
Thanks for the Bump NJ, I thought this thread died along with all the horrible nightmares i was having. But now that you have brought it back to life I guess i will lie awake at night thinking they are trying to break into my house and kill me. I was just starting to get a good nights sleep again. WHY would you want to revive a dead squirrel? you people are just sick! Hello they are EVIL and are trying to take over the WORLD!!! what don't you guys get about that??