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mor911
12-02-2005, 10:29 AM
Let me ask you guys a question...

My ex asked me what she should get me for christmas... The Mor's initial response was to ask for some action in the ol' brown "exit" tube... She didn't go for that. What should the Mor ask his ex to get him for Christmas...

PS -- Let's try to keep it under $100. I don't wanna run the poor girl broke.

:mor911:

HugeFinFan
12-02-2005, 10:33 AM
Personalized just for you Mor :rofl3:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5635866765

Mindwarp
12-02-2005, 10:33 AM
a dolphins jacket so you can stop jacking mine.

Mindwarp
12-02-2005, 10:34 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...item=5635866765
Personalized just for you Mor :rofl3:


linky no worky

HugeFinFan
12-02-2005, 10:40 AM
linky no worky
Should work now

mor911
12-02-2005, 10:47 AM
Yeah but that's for her... The Mor wants something for him.

Philter25
12-02-2005, 10:54 AM
I did this with my ex a few years ago when she was broke after just graduating college. I asked for a BJ card. She printed out a business card and the card said "Good for 20 BJs anytime" and it was numbered 1-20 on the outside of the card. Whenever I wanted a BJ, I handed her the card, she crossed out a number, then.... well you get the idea.

That business card was worth more than a 100 dollar POS gift. :yes:

mor911
12-02-2005, 10:58 AM
I did this with my ex a few years ago when she was broke after just graduating college. I asked for a BJ card. She printed out a business card and the card said "Good for 20 BJs anytime" and it was numbered 1-20 on the outside of the card. Whenever I wanted a BJ, I handed her the card, she crossed out a number, then.... well you get the idea.

That business card was worth more than a 100 dollar POS gift. :yes:
See people! Now this is genius!

Mindwarp
12-02-2005, 11:01 AM
Custom Jersey that says The Mor (http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/product/index.jsp?productId=1772594&cp=716563.2068394.725417&parentPage=family&searchId=725417)

mor911
12-02-2005, 11:07 AM
Custom Jersey that says The Mor (http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/product/index.jsp?productId=1772594&cp=716563.2068394.725417&parentPage=family&searchId=725417)
Linky no worky

EDIT -- You fixed it prior to me posting this... Mor is short for Moron people.

Philter25
12-02-2005, 12:06 PM
See people! Now this is genius!

Philter knew the mor would appreciate his creativity. :yes: Its a great gift for the "giving" ex-girlfriend that might want to save a little cash. And personally, I would take this over most gifts under $100 bucks.

Buddwalk
12-02-2005, 04:00 PM
Philter knew the mor would appreciate his creativity. :yes: Its a great gift for the "giving" ex-girlfriend that might want to save a little cash. And personally, I would take this over most gifts under $100 bucks.

Dude thats what im gonna tell this girl to get me for christmas...you truely are a god :D

ILPhinFan88
12-02-2005, 04:02 PM
I did this with my ex a few years ago when she was broke after just graduating college. I asked for a BJ card. She printed out a business card and the card said "Good for 20 BJs anytime" and it was numbered 1-20 on the outside of the card. Whenever I wanted a BJ, I handed her the card, she crossed out a number, then.... well you get the idea.

That business card was worth more than a 100 dollar POS gift. :yes:


This is kinda what I do with bets with my wife. If I win I get a nooner in my office, luckily I have the only key to my office.

HansMojo
12-02-2005, 04:03 PM
This is kinda what I do with bets with my wife. If I win I get a nooner in my office, luckily I have the only key to my office.
Nooners in the office rule!

Buddwalk
12-02-2005, 04:10 PM
This is kinda what I do with bets with my wife. If I win I get a nooner in my office, luckily I have the only key to my office.

Ahh no nooners in the office for me...not yet anyway :mad:

I save it for when i get home for of a late nighter :tongue:

Talos
12-02-2005, 04:16 PM
Mor wouldn't want a nooner in the office. Too many people around here. Plus somehow it'd end up on FH.

ROSCO P.C. JR
12-02-2005, 10:31 PM
I Know What You Should Ask Her To Get You For Christmas. You Should Ask Her To Get You A Ticket To The Fox Sports Pre Game Show So You Can Slap Jimmy Johnson Upside His Fat Head. Then You Should Ask Her To Get You The New Music Cd That Is Being Produced By Dave Wanstedt It Includes His New Hit Single " Qb Blues"

Jt0323
12-03-2005, 11:28 AM
Custom Jersey that says The Mor (http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/product/index.jsp?productId=1772594&cp=716563.2068394.725417&parentPage=family&searchId=725417)
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/a3ol-1.jpg

Buddwalk
12-03-2005, 03:05 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/a3ol-1.jpg

Draft Him!!! :evil:

dolfan_101
12-03-2005, 03:10 PM
Draft Him!!! :evil:

The Morr team motivator:D