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Muck
12-02-2005, 09:30 PM
He just flunked another drug test.

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1202sizemore02-ON.html

Though they're both great actors, Tom Sizemore does what Charlie Sheen does, only better. Seriously, Charlie's got nothing on this guy.

Charlie Sheen spent $35,000 on Heidi Fleiss' hookers.
Tom Sizemore dated Heidi Fleiss, and beat her *** for free.
EDGE: Sizemore

Charlie Sheen quit drugs after years of abuse.
Tom Sizemore knows real men aren't quitters.
EDGE: Sizemore

Charlie Sheen went to jail in the movie Wall Street for white-collar crime.
Tom Sizemore went to jail in real life, repeatedly, for drugs and pimp slappin' a hoe (Heidi Fleiss).
EDGE: Sizemore - What did I say about quitting??

Charlie Sheen got caught because he paid with personal checks.
Tom Sizemore got caught because he left violent messages on the answering machine.
EDGE: Sizemore - Sissy's put it in writing. Real men shout it loud and proud.

Charlie Sheen starred in Platoon & Cadence
Tom Sizemore starred in Saving Private Ryan & Black Hawk Down
EDGE: Sizemore - though Sheen puts up a good fight.

ether79
12-02-2005, 09:38 PM
He just flunked another drug test.

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1202sizemore02-ON.html

Though they're both great actors, Tom Sizemore does what Charlie Sheen does, only better. Seriously, Charlie's got nothing on this guy.

Charlie Sheen spent $35,000 on Heidi Fleiss' hookers.
Tom Sizemore dated Heidi Fleiss, and beat her *** for free.
EDGE: Sizemore

Charlie Sheen quit drugs after years of abuse.
Tom Sizemore knows real men aren't quitters.
EDGE: Sizemore

Charlie Sheen went to jail in the movie Wall Street for white-collar crime.
Tom Sizemore went to jail in real life, repeatedly, for drugs and pimp slappin' a hoe (Heidi Fleiss).
EDGE: Sizemore - What did I say about quitting??

Charlie Sheen got caught because he paid with personal checks.
Tom Sizemore got caught because he left violent messages on the answering machine.
EDGE: Sizemore - Sissy's put it in writing. Real men shout it loud and proud.

Charlie Sheen starred in Platoon & Cadence
Tom Sizemore starred in Saving Private Ryan & Black Hawk Down
EDGE: Sizemore - though Sheen puts up a good fight.

:rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl3:
Cadence is great though.

Noodle Arm
12-02-2005, 10:00 PM
don't forget about Tom's porn movies that you can watch (please...DON'T!) online :lol:

Muck
12-02-2005, 11:21 PM
don't forget about Tom's porn movies that you can watch (please...DON'T!) online :lol:

Oh God.

Look what you made me do.

Clark Kent
12-02-2005, 11:47 PM
And he had Paris Hilton begging him to bang her when she was 19... And he did.

inFINSible
12-03-2005, 10:52 AM
:patriot: