View Full Version : R.Kelly's national anthem at Taylor/Hopkins

12-12-2005, 09:16 PM
Ok I know this was a week ago, but I haven't been around much....

Did anyone see R.Kelly sing the anthem before the fight last Saturday? It was hilarious. He had a step beat, sung a TOTALLY different melody and had steppers in the ring with him. He broke it down at one point and let loose a "PUT YOU HANDS TOGETHER LIKE THIS AMERICA". He was then booed loudly after it was over. It was reminiscent of James Brown singing "Living In America" before Apollo got ko'd for good. I'm sure it's on line somewhere.

I think R.Kelly is one of the premiere singer/songwriter/producers in the world. He just happens to have ZERO shame. Has anyone heard "Sex in the Kitchen"?

Do yourself a favor and listen to it. You will thank me later.

12-12-2005, 09:20 PM
it was horrible. Isnt he in jail yet?

12-12-2005, 09:22 PM
it was horrible. Isnt he in jail yet?

He ain't going to jail. The old "thats not me on that tape" defense worked I guess.

Noodle Arm
12-12-2005, 09:25 PM
R. Kelly is pure unintentional comedy gold.

12-12-2005, 09:36 PM
Ladies and gents.........the lyrics to "Sex in the Kitchen" as performed by R. Kelly....(I highlighted some of my favorite parts)

Girl you're in the kitchen
Cooking me a meal
Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel
Walk around in your t-shirt
Nothing else on
Strutting pass, switching that *** while I'm on the phone
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thing
I want

Sex in the kitchen over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed

How would you like it, baby
(How would you like that?)
Tell me right now pretty baby
(Hey man, I'm gon call you back)

Girl you're in the kitchen, chillin in your robe
I'm sayin to myself she better go put on some clothes
Tickling and teasing
Doing that little dance
Girl, you gon make me lay you down and give it to you one mo 'gain

[Chorus 2x]

Girl I'm ready to toss your salad
While I'm making love,girl I'll be feasting
Girl you're in the kitchen
Sweating up a storm
The oven's on 500
So you know the kitchen's warm
Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind
Cause here we are still in this kitchen
Doing it for the third time

[Chorus (fades out)]

The dramatic build on the line "Girl I'm ready to toss your salad" is really a must hear, but I'm sure you get the idea.

12-12-2005, 10:24 PM
I remember he has one about loving a girl as much as his jeep. Which I thought was awesome.