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chirkware
12-13-2005, 08:10 AM
Ever since I bought a fax machine, I have been receiving spam faxes, and I'm sick of it. I'm asking my fellow Dol-Fans to help me get back at one of the spammers.

Please call this number: 1-xxx-xxx-xxxx. This is the call back number from a place that wants to buy my business (funny thing...I don't own a business!). The number lets you leave a recording. Please call it and play back your favorite football clip you have recorded. Call back several times. It's really fun to do. :evil:

I just left them about five messages, but I figure once they recognize my number they'll just delete any more messages from me.

Thanks for your help! :D

LtDan
12-13-2005, 08:23 AM
I called!

mor911
12-13-2005, 08:43 AM
The Mor just left a message asking them if they'd like to do business with PornBall inc.

LtDan
12-13-2005, 08:49 AM
The Mor did good!

UltraDol-Fan
12-13-2005, 10:20 AM
The Mor just left a message asking them if they'd like to do business with PornBall inc.

:lol: , call back and say they have a late fee on some rented vides...porn videos and then list a whole bunch of nasty titles.

mor911
12-13-2005, 10:32 AM
:lol: , call back and say they have a late fee on some rented vides...porn videos and then list a whole bunch of nasty titles.
Good idea! The Mor will do it

ILPhinFan88
12-13-2005, 10:47 AM
I called and held the phone to the radio in my office, it was playing a christmas song.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/8_2_57v-1.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSihp004YYUS)

Noodle Arm
12-13-2005, 11:14 AM
I had a girlfriend of mine call and leave a "psycho chick" message: "Hello? Why haven't you called me back? I really want to see you again. The sex was AMAZING...I don't understand why you don't want to see me anymore. Is it because of my 3rd nipple? That can be surgically removed. Dammit Tom why won't you call me?!!"

She went on and on and even did the whole fake crying bit. She kicks butt :D

mor911
12-13-2005, 11:30 AM
The Mor once had a girl leave him a phsyco message too...

"Hey Mor... Please call me back. Look, I don't cae how small it is... And even though you can't get the little guy up, we can still be together. Just call me Mor. I miss you *cries*"

Yeah.... The Mor was playin' hard to get.

:mor911:

FLOUNDER
12-13-2005, 05:38 PM
I called it

Left a little message about "Road Kill Cafee" "You kill it, we grill it is our modo"
lol

FinsNCanes
12-13-2005, 05:44 PM
"Yeah..hi..you're late on your current rentals sir. We'll be needing Harry Twatters, King ****, Pregnant Whores 86 and also Cum Shot Sandy 69 back as soon as possible..thank you."

FLOUNDER
12-13-2005, 05:50 PM
and also Cum Shot Sandy 69 :rofl3: :rofl3:

FinHeathen
12-13-2005, 05:53 PM
The Mor once had a girl leave him a phsyco message too...

"Hey Mor... Please call me back. Look, I don't cae how small it is... And even though you can't get the little guy up, we can still be together. Just call me Mor. I miss you *cries*"

Yeah.... The Mor was playin' hard to get.



Sounds like The Mor was playing hard to get hard.

bg34
12-13-2005, 06:23 PM
The Mor once had a girl leave him a phsyco message too...

"Hey Mor... Please call me back. Look, I don't cae how small it is... And even though you can't get the little guy up, we can still be together. Just call me Mor. I miss you *cries*"

Yeah.... The Mor was playin' hard to get.

:mor911:

:rofl3: :rofl3: