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HansMojo
12-13-2005, 08:21 PM
A lonely figure
In a non-existant line
Oh! Banks close on Saturday...

spydertl79
12-13-2005, 08:25 PM
I wonder where he got this idea....

here's one I wrote for english class freshman year:
Homer J. Simpson
Springfield's town idiot
Loves eating donuts

the teacher didn't appreciate it, but oh well. Poetry is supposed to be a breezy unit.

HansMojo
12-13-2005, 09:28 PM
I wonder where he got this idea....

here's one I wrote for english class freshman year:
Homer J. Simpson
Springfield's town idiot
Loves eating donuts

the teacher didn't appreciate it, but oh well. Poetry is supposed to be a breezy unit.
Yes full credit to the spyder for the Haiku idea. :)

Pagan
12-13-2005, 09:41 PM
Obnoxious and crude
Knuckles dragging on the ground
Must be a Jets fan.

:D

HansMojo
12-13-2005, 09:41 PM
Obnoxious and crude
Knuckles dragging on the ground
Must be a Jets fan.

:D
pure genius!

spydertl79
12-13-2005, 10:22 PM
Obnoxious and crude
Knuckles dragging on the ground
Must be a Jets fan.

:D
Nice, Bills works too.

Philter25
12-13-2005, 10:55 PM
Wow. This brings me back. In college my friends and I used to write Haiku's ALL the time. We had a webpage of our collections. You guys wouldnt get most of them as they are inside jokes.....

From Philter's Mind:

Red glistening sun
Shines across the blue water
Give me a blow job

Philter25
12-13-2005, 10:57 PM
A lot of our Haiku's were about real life experiences that needed to be captured in a poem:

She wipes her mouth clean
Puts on her skirt and undies
"see you in art class"

Philter25
12-13-2005, 10:58 PM
Another one from Sunday morning:


We started too fast
She turned her head in horror
Map of Hawaii.

Pagan
12-13-2005, 11:25 PM
Map of Hawaii.
:roflmao:

HansMojo
12-13-2005, 11:37 PM
I'm starting to regret creating this thread...:eek: :lol:

Pagan
12-14-2005, 07:50 AM
I'm starting to regret creating this thread...:eek: :lol:
I have to ask...Hans, do you know what a "map of Hawaii" is? I mean, since you live there and all I'm curious! :tongue:

Philter25
12-14-2005, 10:32 AM
Man I wish the webpage we made was still up. My brother was into graphic design and a lot of animation and he would make pictures for the Haiku's we would write and then he would put the Haiku poem on top of the pictures. They looked great and were hilarious.


The Hawaii one we had this hot chick down on all fours with her backside facing you and then her head turned around with a :eek: look on her face and a white map of hawaii tattooed on her back. It looked incredible. :yes:

Im going to email him after lunch when he wakes up (still in college) to see if he has the pictures on his computer. This will definately give everyone a laugh today.

Pagan
12-14-2005, 10:32 AM
The Hawaii one we had this hot chick down on all fours with her backside facing you and then her head turned around with a :eek: look on her face and a white map of hawaii tattooed on her back. It looked incredible. :yes:
Ah...so she was giving the "fish eye"! :lol:

Philter25
12-14-2005, 01:53 PM
One night of passion
Genitals itching so much
Im Ron Mexico.
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

DrAstroZoom
12-14-2005, 05:36 PM
Philter's adventures
Quality literature
Finheaven porno

HansMojo
12-14-2005, 05:54 PM
I have to ask...Hans, do you know what a "map of Hawaii" is? I mean, since you live there and all I'm curious! :tongue:
Honestly, I had to google the term to know what you thought was so funny. :lol: