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Blitz
12-14-2005, 02:20 AM
Watch this video:

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/758/

This was an actual product in the 1970s:

"Ayds - I guess my mom was the only one on a diet in the '70's. These little caramels came in a couple of flavors (caramel, fudge, and milk chocolate?) and came in a candy-like box with a silhouette of a woman on the lid. You were supposed to eat one with a hot beverage for weight control, but I scarfed them down like regular ol' candy."

Source: http://www.inthe70s.com/generated/food.shtml

HansMojo
12-14-2005, 03:45 AM
Oh man one of the things they list is Frosty rootbeer. I remember that being the best soda ever when I was a kid. My parents would have cases of it stacked up in the pantry. Ah, good times....

FinHeathen
12-14-2005, 08:39 AM
You know what else keeps people thin? AIDS.

Pagan
12-14-2005, 08:41 AM
You know what else keeps people thin? AIDS.
Yikes....can't wait till the mods catch this one.

FinHeathen
12-14-2005, 08:50 AM
Yikes....can't wait till the mods catch this one.

Well it's true.. The AIDS virus requires fatty molecules to replicate, causing the oft recognizable emasciated look. Anyhow, it's probably a legitimate reason that "AYDS" didn't carry over into the 80s and beyond. Seriously - "Ayd's keeps you thin"? Comedy gold.

mor911
12-14-2005, 08:50 AM
She likes the AyDS

Pagan
12-14-2005, 10:34 AM
Well it's true.. The AIDS virus requires fatty molecules to replicate, causing the oft recognizable emasciated look. Anyhow, it's probably a legitimate reason that "AYDS" didn't carry over into the 80s and beyond. Seriously - "Ayd's keeps you thin"? Comedy gold.
Trust me, I'm not arguing that point. My sense of humor is kinda twisted. I'm just saying that the mods will have fun with that, that's all. ;)

Blitz
12-15-2005, 01:35 AM
My sense of humor is kinda twisted.

You're not the only one.

d-day
12-15-2005, 01:39 AM
Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!

And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star (he died of AIDS)

Well I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS

My father (AIDS!)
My sister (AIDS!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades

Everyone has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has...

CalDolFan1014
12-15-2005, 02:22 AM
Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!

And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star (he died of AIDS)

Well I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS

My father (AIDS!)
My sister (AIDS!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades

Everyone has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has...

.....AyDS???????? :lol:

Wildbill3
12-15-2005, 02:26 AM
You know what else keeps people thin? AIDS.Yeah, if people are using Sexual AIDS all the time, they won't have time to eat. :dolphins:

CalDolFan1014
12-15-2005, 02:32 AM
Yeah, if people are using Sexual AIDS all the time, they won't have time to eat. :dolphins:

:lol: Here they come! :D

Blitz
12-15-2005, 10:54 PM
Parody of Hello, I Love You by The Doors:

Hello I love you
Lets get tested for AIDS
You know I trust you
But you can’t tell these days
Hello I love you
Lets get tested for AIDS
You know I want you
But let’s wait a few days

She might look nice and sweet
But sleeps with every guy she meets
You might think you know some guy
But you know guys and they always lie

Hello I love you
Lets get tested for AIDS
You know I trust you
But you can’t tell these days
Hello I love you
And liked to get laid
You know I want you
But I’m deathly afraid

She holds my hand and sighs
But her hand won’t satisfy
Our thoughts are wicked
But our legs are crossed
And I doubt I can hold out too long

The doc won’t know for at least a week
I’m like a dog locked up when my mate’s in heat
And I hope she doesn’t see me drool
Cuz I hope to use my rusty tool

Hello, hello
Hello, hello
Hello, hello

”Uh, Hullo?”

“Good news Mr. Johnson, your test results are in and you’re back in business.”

“Yippee! Yahoo! Yahooie! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! whoo!”

I need my baby now
Let’s go
Hello, hello
Hello, hello
The lizard king is back

Listen to it: http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/tunes.asp?Var=H