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FinHeathen
12-14-2005, 02:42 PM
Recently, I moved to a new place. The whole dumbtarded process had been the bane of my existence for nearly a month. Now that all is said and done, I'm significantly more at ease and such. Settled into a nice nook upon the water here in sunny Fort Laudedale, as depicted here: http://lobstermag.net/photos/newapt

Now, because of the kooky schedule I work, I'm off on Wednesdays. On Sunday's when I'm off and watching the game, the river (Middle River - lets out to the intracoastal) is a showcase of boats and boaters alike. This is not what you would think/hope. Not a single party boat full of topless models has drifted by in my two weeks here.

Today, the boat traffic, being Wednesday and all, is minimal. A barge with a crane went by, but other than that, not a lot. What has been going by, you might ask?? Coconuts! No fewer than forty to fifty coconuts have drifted out to sea on the tide.

Because all of the housework that needed to get done is done, and preparations for dinner are well under way, I find myself in the unenviable position of being bored. Again, because it's Wednesday, most of my friends are working. I could head up to my parents' for a visit, but... no.

My new plan is to begin harvesting these palm tree seeds from the biny.. brackish.. deep! What would/should I do with them after that? I have a few ideas. Those with MSPaint handy (read: everyone), feel free to share your own ideas.

Idea #1:

Coconut armada. Rather than isolated, itinerant coconuts, floating down the way, I could gather a bunch, give them flags (to show that they represent the great nation of Lolstralia - president-for-life: me), and send them all, in unison, down the waterway. The sight of several dozen coconut battleships, possibly armed, should strike fear in the hearts of literally no one.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/cocololco7yq-1.jpg

Idea#2:

Coconut fort. As more and more people stray from the Pastafarian flock, adherents to the tenets of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, pirates, such as myself, find themselves dwindling in number, and dodging the ever-present threat of ninjas. These ninjas are little more than vagabonds who wish to steal our coins.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/cocofort8ik-1.jpg

Also, no, I don't have any furniture.

Firesole
12-14-2005, 02:44 PM
"too much time on your hands" is an understatement

mor911
12-14-2005, 03:00 PM
You're a freakin riot!

As soon as The Mor get's out of his training class, I'll be armed with MSPaint and joining you. v

:mor911:

FinHeathen
12-14-2005, 03:01 PM
You're a freakin riot!

As soon as The Mor get's out of his training class, I'll be armed with MSPaint and joining you. v

:mor911:

Hell yeah,dogg. As I speak, I've got another coconut sneaking up on me from the west, and a Coast Guard vessel, possibly here to save me from the ninjas, on it's way from the east.

FinHeathen
12-14-2005, 03:15 PM
Inspiration strikes! I could tell Chuck Norris that the coconuts are poachers that are threatening Texas' natural resources, and Walker, Texas Ranger, will spring into action and fight them with punches and roundhouse kicks!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/coconorris7ys-1.jpg

FinsNCanes
12-14-2005, 03:45 PM
Someone sold you some bad **** man.

FinHeathen
12-14-2005, 03:46 PM
Someone sold you some bad **** man.


NO!!!! I DON'T WANT ASTERISKS!!! SEND THEM BACK, DADDY!

Mindwarp
12-14-2005, 03:52 PM
Thats it. No more days off for the FinHeathen

CalDolFan1014
12-14-2005, 03:55 PM
NO!!!! I DON'T WANT ASTERISKS!!! SEND THEM BACK, DADDY!

:lol: They're ninja stars.......or whatever you call them. :D

mor911
12-14-2005, 04:05 PM
Ninja Mor is here to assist you!!
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
Notice Ninja Mor's bulging package ;)

Buddwalk
12-14-2005, 04:13 PM
Ninja Mor is here to assist you!!
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
Notice Ninja Mor's bulging package ;)

ninja mor is godly :lol:

FinHeathen
12-14-2005, 04:15 PM
Inspiration!! Practice football-like objects for Jay Feely!!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/cocofeely0kt-1.jpg

FinHeathen
12-14-2005, 04:16 PM
Ninja Mor is here to assist you!!

Notice Ninja Mor's bulging package ;)

Ninja Mor kinda looks like a lizard. What's up with that?

UltraDol-Fan
12-14-2005, 04:16 PM
Ninja Mor is here to assist you!!
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
Notice Ninja Mor's bulging package ;)

:lol:

SuavePhin
12-14-2005, 04:32 PM
Ninja Mor is here to assist you!!
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
Notice Ninja Mor's bulging package ;)


I think the Mor's electric shaver's batteries ran out after his head therefore no juice left for his afro armpits
:cry:

UltraDol-Fan
12-14-2005, 04:36 PM
Ninja Mor also has barbed talons like a chicken!

FinHeathen
12-14-2005, 04:48 PM
Ninja Mor also has barbed talons like a chicken!

STARTLING REVELATION!! Covered in strange hair.. Sharp Talons.. Slightly lizrard-like in appearance.. THE MOR IS THE CHUPACABRA!!

mor911
12-14-2005, 05:17 PM
Here's a picture of the evil coconuts attacking FinHeathen and Ninja Mor:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Beware of the evil coconuts!

Noodle Arm
12-14-2005, 05:22 PM
You can use the coconuts to surprise your white trash girlfriend with breast implants...

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

mor911
12-14-2005, 05:26 PM
You can use the coconuts to surprise your white trash girlfriend with breast implants...

What kind of white trash girlfriend has no black eyes?

Jeez!

FinHeathen
12-14-2005, 05:58 PM
What kind of white trash girlfriend has no black eyes?

Jeez!

Funny you should mention that - it reminds me of a joke.

Ahem.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? You don't need to tell her anything - you already told her twice.

backpacker
12-14-2005, 10:33 PM
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? You don't need to tell her anything - you already told her twice.

Haha, spouse abuse amuses me.

Megatron
12-14-2005, 11:09 PM
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