View Full Version : A Desember day

12-17-2005, 04:39 PM
hey everywon this is John Simmons: its been a little wile but ive been busy with lots of things so i havent had time to post on {finheaven}: i did finely get sum free time tho and i took some pics: this is wat happend yesterday:

so im at the stayshen getting sum gasoleen for my car wen dug yells from inside the stayshen {watch out john that cars going to crash into your car}: i saw the car coming out of the corner of my i: so i started running and did a roll just as the speding car hit mine and the pump: their was a big exploshen but i had gotten out of the way just in time: dug got this grate pic that shows the actchen of the moment:

altho i really didnt get hurt by the exploshen sum of my hare was blown off by the power of the fire and it fell to the ground: hears a pic i got of my hare on the ground: i was crying for a bit but then a guy came up and sed {dont worry the hare will grow back:} i stoppd crying and desided that i just wood continu the day:

well then i took a walk to calm down and i herd a screaching in the sky and i lookd up and saw this vulchur coming down: i started running but it was still getting closer to the ground and me: ive red books that say demens can sumtimes diskise themselvs as vulchurs so this was probly a exampel: i turnd around and it got me with its claws: i fell to grownd and yelld {i will have revenj}:

i colapsed after the attack and had to go to the hospitel: they gave me surjery to help the woonds: dug got this pic of the doctors working on me: he sed that won of them sed {i cant beleeve hes still alive:} and the other sed {you dont no who this man is: his name is John Simmons:} after the surjery i wasnt sore: i left the hospitel before i was supposed to and heded to get sum weapons to kill the vulchur:

me and dug found these guns in my basement and loaded them with bullets: i dipped the bullets in garlic to kill the demen: dug sed {john im going to help you}: i sed {no youre staying: call sum women for tonite: im going to kill this evil alone}: then i kickd open the door and walkd out:

dug got this picture of me speeding off to find the vulchur: i was probly going 120 miles per hour in the country looking for it: i just about gave up hope and then i saw it flying in the sky: i rolld down my window and yelld {are you redy to die}: it just kept circling up above: so then i sped up faster and started firing shots out the window trying to hit it:

pretty soon i heard a siren and saw lites in my mirror: the cop pulld me over and i got this pic: he came up and sed {cood i see your lisense}: i acted like i was going to give it to him and then i sprayd some vinegar in his eyes so he coodnt see: he screemd {my eyes are burning}: i sed {im sorry i have to kill the demen}:

well then i got out of the car and into the feeld and this guy came running out of the woods: dug got this pic: the man sed {dont shoot}: i sed {it will die}: i started firing up at the vulchure but i didnt hit it and then the man tackld me: he sed {you will pay for this}:

we kept fiting into the night until i desided to scare the man off: i took a bottle of wiskey and droppd a lit cigaret into it and then thru it near the man: it exploded and he ran away saying {i quit: i am done:}

Dug had this party last nite and i went: i ended up meeting sum women and having sex with them: even tho i didnt kill the demen i think i scared it away: i took this pic wile everywon was wating for me to come in: wen i came in everywon cheerd and sum askd for autografs:

so thats what happend yesterday: i hope your all doing good:

John Simmons

12-17-2005, 04:52 PM
cant say im a fan ;)

12-17-2005, 04:59 PM
jeez its been a while john :lol:

12-17-2005, 05:01 PM
:chuckle: welcome back john... i hope you got to :poke: the girl with the black tank top...

12-17-2005, 05:04 PM
:chuckle: welcome back john... i hope you got to :poke: the girl with the black tank top...

eww :shakeno:

12-17-2005, 05:05 PM
thanks John !! Tell Dug we sed helo and Merre Chrissmus.

12-17-2005, 06:19 PM
yo! john that was hillarious ,it was so funny that it split my side, oh look my liver is floppiig out like a cows tounge.

12-17-2005, 10:27 PM
I think the bird was a hawk.

12-18-2005, 12:01 AM
:chuckle: welcome back john... i hope you got to :poke: the girl with the black tank top...

Hehehe, sexual innuendo with smilies.

12-18-2005, 12:46 AM
eww :shakeno:

d-day must like her posture..

12-18-2005, 01:01 AM
d-day must like her posture..


you know me...

12-18-2005, 01:37 AM
yay its John Simmons