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TerryTate
12-19-2005, 07:02 AM
The Mor has always had a knack for singing. He started out in this garage band named "Sloppy Seconds", where he realized his talents....

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The Mor decided he was too good for the band and then left "Sloppy Seconds" to do his own recording. A record producer discovered his talent and he became a star. His wildest dream came true. He teamed up with "Air Supply" in a duet, featuring his favorite song.

The Mor Dies in Air Supply's Arms (http://terrytate.finheaven.com/MorDiedinyourArms.mp3)

The duet made him go from being just a star to a superstar! He was asked to lead Air Supply in a comeback tour and he would record a holiday CD with them.

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Then, the ultimate event of events came calling for the Mor. Just a few years ago, he was asked to perform in the Super Bowl Halftime Show with Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake.

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Unfortunately, the Mor went unnoticed when a better-positioned camera captured Janet Jackson's "Wardrobe Malfunction", starting a downward spiral for the Mor.

The success got to the Mor's head. He started taking heavy drugs, including hallucinogenics. He constantly had flashbacks into the last generation, where he saw himself as a member of the Owsald Jamboree.

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It was after many hallucinations and therapy that the Mor decided to stay away from the limelight, at the expense of Lavar Burton. Burton as many of you know has been the host for "Reading Rainbow" for years. Now, Mr. Burton finds himself out of work again. The Mor's musical rendition of "Reading Rainbow" quickly captured the attention of PBS executives, who fired Burton and hired the Mor to sing out the words in books to the children.

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The Mor Sings "Reading Rainbow" to the Kids (http://terrytate.finheaven.com/MorReadingRainbow.mp3)

So now you know about what's behind the Music when it comes to the legendary Mor.

HysterikiLL
12-19-2005, 07:38 AM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol::sidelol:

welderpat
12-19-2005, 07:39 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif Next the Mor joins the Ramones

mor911
12-19-2005, 08:33 AM
Sweet lord.... How'd you know??

Well, now that everyone is on board, The Mor does Weddings, birthdays, and funerals. Be sure to ask for the Finheaven discount! :mor911:

THOMAS_54
12-19-2005, 10:15 AM
Its all so funny

Prime
12-19-2005, 10:52 AM
That's freakin awesome TT. :chuckle:

NaboCane
12-19-2005, 11:15 AM
Awesome work TT.

dolphan117
12-19-2005, 11:45 AM
Well done TT.

GreenMonster
12-19-2005, 12:19 PM
Sweet lord.... How'd you know??

Well, now that everyone is on board, The Mor does Weddings, birthdays, and funerals. Be sure to ask for the Finheaven discount! :mor911:

Does the Mor do stripper party's and if so, do we have to pay..

mor911
12-19-2005, 12:23 PM
Does the Mor do stripper party's and if so, do we have to pay..
The Mor will sing at a bachelor party if there will indeed be naked women. The Mor will not charge for these services as long as 2 lap dances and alcohol are on the house.

The Mor will strip at womens bachelorette events as long as 75% of the women attending are hot. Pictures of all women attending the event must be submitted to The Mor no later than 48 hours prior to party time.

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Kobe
12-19-2005, 12:57 PM
The Mor will sing at a bachelor party if there will indeed be naked women. The Mor will not charge for these services as long as 2 lap dances and alcohol are on the house.

The Mor will strip at womens bachelorette events as long as 75% of the women attending are hot. Pictures of all women attending the event must be submitted to The Mor no later than 48 hours prior to party time.

:mor911:

:sidelol: :lol: :sidelol:

K-train
12-19-2005, 01:11 PM
:sidelol:, this dude is on the next level.

painnotpleasure
12-19-2005, 01:42 PM
:rofl:

CalDolFan1014
12-19-2005, 01:52 PM
:spit: Good stuff, man! :chuckle:

Buddwalk
12-19-2005, 03:59 PM
Best Thread of 05 ;)

RunningBackGuru
12-19-2005, 04:40 PM
:lol:

darkmistress
12-19-2005, 05:47 PM
Classic... I love it... :rofl3: what kind of mic is that Mor? lol

mor911
12-21-2005, 12:12 AM
Classic... I love it... :rofl3: what kind of mic is that Mor? lol
That's a Yuengling Mic

GreenMonster
12-21-2005, 01:54 AM
Classic... I love it... :rofl3: what kind of mic is that Mor? lol

Asking the Mor about his Mic? Singing is something the Mor does to show girls his Mic.

TerryTate
12-21-2005, 11:36 AM
I guess someone didnt like this thread :lol:, they voted a 1 or 2 on it :shakeno:

NaboCane
12-21-2005, 12:04 PM
I guess someone didnt like this thread :lol:, they voted a 1 or 2 on it :shakeno:

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It was this guy. He's heartless.