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FinHeathen
12-21-2005, 10:16 PM
Ladies and Gents, as a concerned purveyor of wackyness and hilarity, I feel I must make something known to you which has not yet been made known to you. I think.

Carlos Mencia does not exist.

Anyone who spends any time with their TV's anywhere near Comedy Central should know that name. He's the most overhyped personality on TV right now, with the possible exception of LeBron. Now, how do I mean he doesn't exist? He doesn't. The person represented as "Carlos Mencia", the person who bases his entire act upon his being Mexican, is actually half-Honduran/half-German and named Ned Holness. Carlos Mencia is nothing more than a pseudonym.

Now, why am I making a big deal about this? Because I'm a damn playa hater. And because it's kinda wack to crack on Mexicans and call yourself a "beaner" when.. you're not. I pretty much just want to step up on his grill.. and stuff.. dogg. And because **** him, that's why.

For references sake, refer to: http://hopeinamerica.blogspot.com/2005/09/do-not-watch-mind-of-mencia.html

mor911
12-21-2005, 10:26 PM
Ladies and Gents, as a concerned purveyor of wackyness and hilarity, I feel I must make something known to you which has not yet been made known to you. I think.

Carlos Mencia does not exist.

Anyone who spends any time with their TV's anywhere near Comedy Central should know that name. He's the most overhyped personality on TV right now, with the possible exception of LeBron. Now, how do I mean he doesn't exist? He doesn't. The person represented as "Carlos Mencia", the person who bases his entire act upon his being Mexican, is actually half-Honduran/half-German and named Ned Holness. Carlos Mencia is nothing more than a pseudonym.

Now, why am I making a big deal about this? Because I'm a damn playa hater. And because it's kinda dick to crack on Mexicans and call yourself a "beaner" when.. you're not. I pretty much just want to step up on his grill.. and stuff.. dogg. And because f*** him, that's why.

For references sake, refer to: http://hopeinamerica.blogspot.com/2005/09/do-not-watch-mind-of-mencia.html
The Mor thanks you FinHeathen. Carlos Mencia is a jerk and The Mor thinks he is a corny **** also. :evil:

FinHeathen
12-21-2005, 10:28 PM
The Mor thanks you FinHeathen. Carlos Mencia is a dick and The Mor thinks he is a corny f*** also. :evil:

The thank you, The Mor. His show also The sucks.. I don't think I The mentioned that.

GRAPEAPE
12-22-2005, 09:45 AM
The only thing I hate more than squirrels, are liars, and he qualifies. I also cannot stand leprechauns but that is another thread.

I will not watch "the mind of the big fat liar"

WharfRat
12-22-2005, 09:51 AM
I also cannot stand leprechauns but that is another thread.



They formed an alliance with the squirrels....

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/feiertagsmiley013-1.gif

GRAPEAPE
12-22-2005, 09:55 AM
They formed an alliance with the squirrels....

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2005/12/feiertagsmiley013-1.gif
No it was those stupid movies, "I want me pot of gold", and then he would bite someone, just creepy. and of course when your 16-17, and experimenting with some "things" you shouldn't, movies tend to be more realistic than they really are.

WharfRat
12-22-2005, 09:58 AM
No it was those stupid movies, "I want me pot of gold", and then he would bite someone, just creepy. and of course when your 16-17, and experimenting with some "things" you shouldn't, movies tend to be more realistic than they really are.

and here's their leader:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

GRAPEAPE
12-22-2005, 10:04 AM
and here's their leader:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif Yep that's him, I was actually hiding in my friends closet for a couple hours. I did something else stupid a couple of weeks later, and haven't touched an illegal substance since.