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BAMAPHIN 22
12-24-2005, 12:14 AM
It was a conversation stopper. A lovers' dispute over a cell phone took a serious turn early Friday morning when the woman ended the spat by swallowing the phone whole.

Police said they received a call at 4:52 a.m. from a man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing. When they arrived at the house they found the 24-year-old woman had a cell phone lodged in her throat.

``He wanted the phone and she wouldn't give it to him, so she attempted to swallow it,'' Detective Sgt. Steve Decker of the Blue Springs Police Department. ``She just put the entire phone in her mouth so he couldn't get it.''



http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=ns-tos-news-h-06&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20051223%2F1804383905.htm&sc=1120

NY_FinFan_72
12-24-2005, 12:19 AM
good thing he didn't want to borrow her car...

backpacker
12-24-2005, 12:25 AM
What a shame. This could've been easily solved by punching her in the throat.


Note: I do not condone or encourage any abuse of spouses. Just take it out on the cat, it's her's anyways.

darkmistress
12-24-2005, 12:31 AM
What a shame. This could've been easily solved by punching her in the throat.


Note: I do not condone or encourage any abuse of spouses. Just take it out on the cat, it's her's anyways.

careful :fire: ... you shouldn't condone animal cruelty either

backpacker
12-24-2005, 12:31 AM
careful :fire: ... you shouldn't condone animal cruelty either

Hey don't get all steamed up there. Just a joke.

darkmistress
12-24-2005, 12:36 AM
Hey don't get all steamed up there. Just a joke.

lol I know ;) ... don't want anyone seriously agreeing with what you said, far too many sensless acts of animal cruelty have occured here lately, makes me sick to my stomach the things some people are capable of doing :shakeno:

NaboCane
12-24-2005, 12:39 AM
It was a conversation stopper. A lovers' dispute over a cell phone took a serious turn early Friday morning when the woman ended the spat by swallowing the phone whole.

Police said they received a call at 4:52 a.m. from a man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing. When they arrived at the house they found the 24-year-old woman had a cell phone lodged in her throat.

``He wanted the phone and she wouldn't give it to him, so she attempted to swallow it,'' Detective Sgt. Steve Decker of the Blue Springs Police Department. ``She just put the entire phone in her mouth so he couldn't get it.''



http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=ns-tos-news-h-06&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20051223%2F1804383905.htm&sc=1120

Lucky for her they got it out...otherwise she might've ended up talking out of her ***.

Fin Fan in Cali
12-24-2005, 12:51 AM
What a shame. This could've been easily solved by punching her in the throat.


Note: I do not condone or encourage any abuse of spouses. Just take it out on the cat, it's her's anyways.:sidelol: Brother this Christmas spirit is alive and well!:sidelol:

CalDolFan10x14
12-24-2005, 01:01 AM
You think he racked up any roaming charges??? :lol:

NY_FinFan_72
12-24-2005, 01:38 AM
Can (cough, gag) you hear (hork, spit) me now?

Good (choke, gag)

HysterikiLL
12-24-2005, 01:46 AM
Anybody else disturbingly turned on by this article?

Fin Fan in Cali
12-24-2005, 01:47 AM
Can you speak up all I hear is a lot of coughing.:sidelol:

NY_FinFan_72
12-24-2005, 01:48 AM
Anybody else disturbingly turned on by this article?

Now that you mention it, if she can swallow a cell phone in one gulp... :eek:

CalDolFan10x14
12-24-2005, 01:54 AM
Now that you mention it, if she can swallow a cell phone in one gulp... :eek:

:lol: :lol:

Fin Fan in Cali
12-24-2005, 02:04 AM
What do you mean the picture came out as the roof of my mouth?:sidelol:

CalDolFan10x14
12-24-2005, 02:15 AM
What do you mean the picture came out as the roof of my mouth?:sidelol:

:lol: "Hmmmmmm.. I can see my lungs in the background" :goof:

Fin Fan in Cali
12-24-2005, 02:17 AM
:lol: "Hmmmmmm.. I can see my lungs in the background" :goof:Someone get a hanger!:sidelol: Save the phone! It's roaming, hurry!:sidelol:

NY_FinFan_72
12-24-2005, 02:19 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Fin Fan in Cali
12-24-2005, 02:19 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif



Time me!

CalDolFan10x14
12-24-2005, 02:23 AM
Someone get a hanger!:sidelol: Save the phone! It's roaming, hurry!:sidelol:

:spit: :roflmao:

CalDolFan10x14
12-24-2005, 02:23 AM
Time me!

:lol: :lol:

NY_FinFan_72
12-24-2005, 02:23 AM
Time me!

:sidelol: :sidelol: :dolphins: :sidelol: :sidelol:

NICE!

CalDolFan10x14
12-24-2005, 02:32 AM
"Hmmmmmm...I think I need to text message my sphincter." :lol:

dominizzo
12-24-2005, 04:02 AM
Sad

FinsAreLife
12-24-2005, 09:50 AM
good thing he didn't want to borrow her car...



:chuckle:

Fin Fan in Cali
12-24-2005, 01:18 PM
Does someone hear my butt ringing? Squeeze my left cheek to silence the ringing!:sidelol:

CalDolFan10x14
12-24-2005, 01:20 PM
Does someone hear my butt ringing? Squeeze my left cheek to silence the ringing!:sidelol:

:egads: Ouch!!! :sidelol:

Jt0323
12-24-2005, 01:22 PM
Lucky for her they got it out...otherwise she might've ended up talking out of her ***.
:sidelol:

Miamian
12-24-2005, 06:05 PM
Have you seen the Gilligan's Island episode when Gilligan accidentally swallowed the radio? :sidelol:

cnc66
12-24-2005, 06:11 PM
<as he wraps his hand in her hair> c'mere baby, let me dail your mom...

dolphan117
12-24-2005, 09:22 PM
This thread may deserve a flippers finest.

NaboCane
12-24-2005, 11:06 PM
good thing he didn't want to borrow her car...

:sidelol:

BAMAPHIN 22
12-26-2005, 08:31 PM
A woman who police thought deliberately tried to swallow her cell phone during an argument with her boyfriend was apparently the victim of an assault instead, authorities said. Police have a suspect in the bizarre incident that sent the 24-year-old woman to the hospital last week, Sgt. Allen Kintz said. Police would not say whether the boyfriend was the suspect and would not explain exactly what they believe happened.

“It appears she didn’t voluntarily swallow this phone,” Kintz said. “It’s not quite the way it was first portrayed.”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10594017/

cnc66
12-26-2005, 08:38 PM
hahaha, to many minutes hahaha

backpacker
12-27-2005, 12:13 AM
Who forces someone to swallow a cell phone? Did he threaten to hit her if she didn't? Maybe I'm crazy, but I'd rather take a blow.

Buddwalk
12-27-2005, 12:21 AM
i can just see it now women looks at the phone at says get in my belly :lol: