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ROSCO P.C. JR
12-29-2005, 11:13 PM
relax people this isnt a spam thing , and just for the record ,a little bit of spam will keep the jets fans away.
anyways here is two good jokes for ya, what do you call a bus full of bills fans going off a cliff ? answer - a miricle .
second joke why did the blonde woman freeze to death at a drive in movie show ? answer because she went to see closed until spring.:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

user edit: anybody that thinks this is spam should have there heads examined.

bonus joke how do you keep dolphin fans in suspense ? come back next week and i will tell you.

d-day
12-29-2005, 11:15 PM
why did the elephant lie on its back and stick up its legs...?

ROSCO P.C. JR
12-29-2005, 11:17 PM
I dont know dday , why ?

ROSCO P.C. JR
12-29-2005, 11:18 PM
why did wanny cross the road ? because jay was there

mor911
12-29-2005, 11:20 PM
Roscoe... We love you here at finheaven... But I think the Mor speaks for everyone when he says... Your jokes suck dude.

ROSCO P.C. JR
12-29-2005, 11:24 PM
well i guess i could have been a sex theropist or i can always go back to clown college but my nose is too small.

PHINATIC13
12-29-2005, 11:35 PM
What do the Reindeer's wives do when the men are out pulling Santa's Sled?

















They go down to the Elks Lodge and blow a few Bucks.

wazzy
12-29-2005, 11:37 PM
Roscoe... We love you here at finheaven... But I think the Mor speaks for everyone when he says... Your jokes suck dude.

Well said but I am not sure if he caught the hint! No mean to disrespect

The_Dark_Knight
12-30-2005, 12:28 AM
A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and

asks the assistant for an inflatable doll.

"Would you like male of female?"

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black, or White?"

"White, please."

"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man. . . and he replied, "What has the
religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

Rocky Raccoon
12-30-2005, 12:37 AM
A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and

asks the assistant for an inflatable doll.

"Would you like male of female?"

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black, or White?"

"White, please."

"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man. . . and he replied, "What has the
religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

:sidelol:

CalDolFan10x14
12-30-2005, 01:25 AM
A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and

asks the assistant for an inflatable doll.

"Would you like male of female?"

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black, or White?"

"White, please."

"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man. . . and he replied, "What has the
religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

:lol: :lol:

Perfect23
12-30-2005, 02:01 AM
Why did the girl put a fish in her pocket?

To smell like her older sister.:sidelol:

wpgfishfan
12-30-2005, 02:02 AM
Why did the girl put a fish in her pocket?

To smell like her older sister.:sidelol:

:shakeno:

SuavePhin
12-30-2005, 08:10 PM
Ok we need a good joke for this thread :D

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football!"

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!"

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"

Not to be outdone the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!"

Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, switch sides!"

NorthFloridaFin
12-30-2005, 10:33 PM
What's the difference between OOOOHHH and AAHHHHH???




About 3 inches!!!