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thestern
01-02-2006, 03:34 AM
Dear fellow Finheaven souljas(make em say uhhhhgggnnn!!!) We have a threat on our hands and we must address it with utmost seriousness.

Yes I'm speaking about the palmbie attack that is set to occur on the date and time of 12:00am Jan 30th 2006. As I said before (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=1892789&postcount=2830) that's 50 years to the day of the last attack on Florida. Palmbies are a mixture of the two most vile things in the world, Zombies and Palm trees.

However the threat is drawing and we must educate each other on what to look out for. I want to start an inititave and gather finheavens great talents to create a artist rendition of the beasts. Anyone can submit there rendtions based on these guidelines.

1. Must resemble a palm tree
2. Must be undead
3. Must have some human Characteristics
4. Must be threating
5. Must hate sitcoms
6. And remember palmbies hate the dophins so we hate them.

I'm doing this bring palmbie awareness to my brothers and sisters of finheaven and south florida. Peace be with you all, go fins!

mor911
01-02-2006, 03:36 AM
The Mor applauds you thestern. My entire village was killed by palmbies. We must come together and be ready for these... THINGS when they try to kill us! This is The Mor's rendition of a Palmbie:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

thestern
01-02-2006, 03:39 AM
Thanks Mor we need more of that pro-active attitude you have if we want to survive. Thanks man, thanks.(wipes tear from eye)

d-day
01-02-2006, 03:41 AM
:eek: is s.w. florida safe...?

NaboCane
01-02-2006, 03:43 AM
Oh, how I wish I could draw...:(

Miamian
01-02-2006, 03:44 AM
I'm worried! Not everyone will take this threat seriously. A group of palmbies could march in the King Mango Strut and then start attacking the crowd.

thestern
01-02-2006, 03:47 AM
:eek: is s.w. florida safe...?
Be afraid dood, be very afraid. That's where they spawn. It's like puppet sex, except with coconuts.

NaboCane
01-02-2006, 03:49 AM
Be afraid dood, be very afraid. That's where they spawn.

I read they're spawning at el farito beach too...where will we have our BBQ's when I visit FLA?:(

d-day
01-02-2006, 03:51 AM
Be afraid dood, be very afraid. That's where they spawn. It's like puppet sex, except with coconuts.

coconut sex... :hmmm:

now i am afraid

John Madden
01-02-2006, 03:56 AM
Hey Dolphins fans, John Madden here. I've got a full proof plan for stopping Palmbies. Watch this here:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

You see this guy there, that's a Palmbie. He pull this way while the other guy pulls that way. The this guy heads back and picks up a great block then BOOM all of the Palmbies are dead.

Tom Brady is the perfect quarterback for any situation. He has permission to screw my wife.

d-day
01-02-2006, 03:59 AM
Hey Dolphins fans, John Madden here. I've got a full proof plan for stopping Palmbies. Watch this here:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

You see this guy there, that's a Palmbie. He pull this way while the other guy pulls that way. The this guy heads back and picks up a great block then BOOM all of the Palmbies are dead.

Tom Brady is the perfect quarterback for any situation. He has permission to screw my wife.

:chuckle:

genius the mor... pure genius


edit: i mean john

thestern
01-02-2006, 04:01 AM
I read they're spawning at el farito beach too...where will we have our BBQ's when I visit FLA?:(

Beaches are their natural environment and would be most threatning there. The best thing to do is hide and cower in your home and play sitcoms on your TV at full volume. BBQ? Don't bother, palmbies like nothing more than to eat babies and a good BBQ.

mor911
01-02-2006, 04:16 AM
You see this guy there, that's a Palmbie. He pull this way while the other guy pulls that way. The this guy heads back and picks up a great block then BOOM all of the Palmbies are dead.
Thank you john for another crystal clear explanation on.... Whatever it is you talk about all the time.

NaboCane
01-02-2006, 04:17 AM
i can't sleep now...

:cry:

mor911
01-02-2006, 04:19 AM
i can't sleep now...

:cry:

It's normal for people to have problems sleeping in a time of crisis... Go download old episodes of Living Single so you can be prepared for the attack of the Palmbies.

thestern
01-02-2006, 04:31 AM
i can't sleep now...

:cry:


You should practice and take a stab at making your own rendition of a palmbie. The effort will be most welcome. WE must all unite!

darkmistress
01-02-2006, 06:31 AM
I can't believe I bothered doing this... I was bored I guess lol Oh I ignored the sitcom part simply becasue i couldn't be bothered to put it in ;)
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

FinHeathen
01-02-2006, 10:19 AM
Dear fellow Finheaven souljas(make em say uhhhhgggnnn!!!) We have a threat on our hands and we must address it with utmost seriousness.

Yes I'm speaking about the palmbie attack that is set to occur on the date and time of 12:00am Jan 30th 2006. As I said before (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=1892789&postcount=2830) that's 50 years to the day of the last attack on Florida. Palmbies are a mixture of the two most vile things in the world, Zombies and Palm trees.

However the threat is drawing and we must educate each other on what to look out for. I want to start an inititave and gather finheavens great talents to create a artist rendition of the beasts. Anyone can submit there rendtions based on these guidelines.

1. Must resemble a palm tree
2. Must be undead
3. Must have some human Characteristics
4. Must be threating
5. Must hate sitcoms
6. And remember palmbies hate the dophins so we hate them.

I'm doing this bring palmbie awareness to my brothers and sisters of finheaven and south florida. Peace be with you all, go fins!

I think I saw some palmbies around.. I'll try to.. rendition them while I'm at work. I actually witnessed a battle between some palmbies, and their archnemeses, the wereshelves (Shrubs that turn into shelves when there's a full moon.)

Also, you obviously don't know palmbies, because they don't hate all sitcoms. Everyone knows that one of the palmbies weaknesses is their irrational love for "The Facts of Life".

E: Also, my bad. (Ask the Mor)

thestern
01-02-2006, 10:56 AM
I think I saw some palmbies around.. I'll try to.. rendition them while I'm at work. I actually witnessed a battle between some palmbies, and their archnemeses, the wereshelves (Shrubs that turn into shelves when there's a full moon.)

Also, you obviously don't know palmbies, because they don't hate all sitcoms. Everyone knows that one of the palmbies weaknesses is their irrational love for "The Facts of Life".

E: Also, my bad. (Ask the Mor)

I do know they hate the facts of life, but who the hell is going to have that anyway?

DarkMistress is that actually a real palmbie because I couldn't tell, great job!

FinHeathen
01-02-2006, 11:49 AM
I do know they hate the facts of life, but who the hell is going to have that anyway?

DarkMistress is that actually a real palmbie because I couldn't tell, great job!

NEIN!! THEY LOVE THE FACTS OF LIFE!! If you're ever attacked by a palmbie, the best way to protect yourself is to invoke "Tootie" (Ex.: "OH MY GOD, IS THAT KIM "TOOTIE" FIELDS.. OVER THERE.. IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION OF ME?!)

Because of this strange attraction to The Facts of Life, palmbies are also totally gay for George Clooney.

mor911
01-02-2006, 11:54 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
:eek: DM got an actual photo of a Palmbie! Wow. The Mor wishes the best for the poor fool that took this picture.

FinHeathen
01-02-2006, 12:24 PM
The following is my own crude rendition of the dreaded palmbie. Note my notes. The palmbies wear orthopedic shoes for posture, so that should slow them down. DO NOT FORGET THAT! YOU ARE FRIGGIN DEAD IF YOU TRY TO FIGHT/HUG THEM, SO YOUR ONLY RECOURSE IS TO RUN!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/01/palmbie7ye-1.jpg

dolphan117
01-02-2006, 03:22 PM
I wonder if they are allies of the squirrles, if not maby we could find a way to pit them against each other and destoy both or these insidious threats.

FinHeathen
01-02-2006, 03:36 PM
I wonder if they are allies of the squirrles, if not maby we could find a way to pit them against each other and destoy both or these insidious threats.

You ever seen a squirrel in a palm tree? Funk no. The gentle oaks are the allies of the squirrels. Also, palmbies = forces of evil, squirrels = forces of all that is right in this world. DUH.

Mindwarp
01-02-2006, 03:41 PM
I can't believe I bothered doing this... I was bored I guess lol Oh I ignored the sitcom part simply becasue i couldn't be bothered to put it in ;)
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


Good Lord. Now I see why The Stern Quit working for me. He went on a hunt to get rid of all the Palmbies out there.

darkmistress
01-02-2006, 05:13 PM
You ever seen a squirrel in a palm tree? Funk no. The gentle oaks are the allies of the squirrels. Also, palmbies = forces of evil, squirrels = forces of all that is right in this world. DUH.

actually I was going to add a squirrel to my rendition lol

FinHeathen
01-02-2006, 05:15 PM
actually I was going to add a squirrel to my rendition lol

And you still can. Perhaps some manner of robo-squirrel with titanium armor and action missiles. Oh, and he has to fly, too.. with rockets. And laser eyes.

darkmistress
01-02-2006, 05:44 PM
And you still can. Perhaps some manner of robo-squirrel with titanium armor and action missiles. Oh, and he has to fly, too.. with rockets. And laser eyes.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/01/squirmis3eq-1.jpg
:eek: :eek: :eek:

mor911
01-02-2006, 05:47 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/01/squirmis3eq-1.jpg
:eek: :eek: :eek:
:sidelol:

That's great! it has Kano's eyes

FinHeathen
01-02-2006, 06:23 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/01/squirmis3eq-1.jpg
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Hell yeah, woman. That's what I'm talkin about. ACTION MISSILES!

FinaciousOne
01-02-2006, 10:34 PM
I fear it's too late people.
We've intercepted and decoded messages they've been receiving from one of their undercover "plants" who has been able to spy on humans undetected for many years. This picture may help you identifiy them:
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

With the knowledge they've been gleaning, they began many years ago with a devious plan to subvert our youth into accepting Palmbies as harmless beings with simply an alternative lifestyle. They learned that if they were able to get us to laugh at them, over time the stigma associated with their kind would be weakened. They pursued their goals by inserting Palmbie-like creatures into our pop culture aimed at our young ones. Here is one known example:
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


They have even gone so far as to produce genetically-modified humans by inserting rogue Palmbie DNA into several human fetuses (sp, It's hard to spell correctly when your hands are shaking with fear.). Most of these obscene experiments have failed, but some have succeeded. :egads:
Fortunately, the Palmbies' DNA is not able to conceal it's presence, as they photos of Palmbie-corrupted humans clearly show:
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

FinHeathen
01-02-2006, 10:37 PM
I fear it's too late people.
We've intercepted and decoded messages they've been receiving from one of their undercover "plants" who has been able to spy on humans undetected for many years. This picture may help you identifiy them:


With the knowledge they've been gleaning, they began many years ago with a devious plan to subvert our youth into accepting Palmbies as harmless beings with simply an alternative lifestyle. They learned that if they were able to get us to laugh at them, over time the stigma associated with their kind would be weakened. They pursued their goals by inserting Palmbie-like creatures into our pop culture aimed at our young ones. Here is one known example:



They have even gone so far as to produce genetically-modified humans by inserting rogue Palmbie DNA into several human fetuses (sp, It's hard to spell correctly when your hands are shaking with fear.). Most of these obscene experiments have failed, but some have succeeded. :egads:
Fortunately, the Palmbies' DNA is not able to conceal it's presence, as they photos of Palmbie-corrupted humans clearly show:
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

You listen, and listen well. PALMBIES DO NOT EXPLAIN GOD DAMNED DIRTY HIPPIES!

FinaciousOne
01-02-2006, 10:38 PM
More Palmbie/Human mutants:
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Notice in the previous pics the hybrids often wear Palmbie insignia on their clothing.

FinaciousOne
01-02-2006, 10:43 PM
You listen, and listen well. PALMBIES DO NOT EXPLAIN GOD DAMNED DIRTY HIPPIES!

Drink the Koolaid. That is what they want you to believe. The hippies were simply emulating what they thought to be cool.
Where do you think the term "tree-lover" came from!

The Devil is more powerful when his prey doesn't believe in his existence much less fear his power.


:evil:

FinHeathen
01-02-2006, 10:49 PM
Drink the Koolaid. That is what they want you to believe. The hippies were simply emulating what they thought to be cool.
Where do you think the term "tree-lover" came from!

The Devil is more powerful when his prey doesn't believe in his existence much less fear his power.


:evil:

ARGH! WHERE DO YOU THINK PALMBIES COME FROM?! Hippies! TREE FORKING HIPPIES! Why do you think they have such ridiculous hair/leaves? The hippies beget palmbies, not the other way around! How else can you explain the fact that they hate all sitcoms (except for The Facts of Life) but invariably love The Weather Channel?! YOU CANNOT!

Behold! The chain of necronomicommand!

The Devil -> Hippies (w. Trees) -> Palmbies -> Kevin Trudeau

FinaciousOne
01-02-2006, 11:14 PM
ARGH! WHERE DO YOU THINK PALMBIES COME FROM?! Hippies! TREE FORKING HIPPIES! Why do you think they have such ridiculous hair/leaves? The hippies beget palmbies, not the other way around! How else can you explain the fact that they hate all sitcoms (except for The Facts of Life) but invariably love The Weather Channel?! YOU CANNOT!

Behold! The chain of necronomicommand!

The Devil -> Hippies (w. Trees) -> Palmbies -> Kevin Trudeau

I'm sorry but your Dogma does not square with known history.
According to thestern, http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=1892789&postcount=2830
the Palmbies are known to pre-date the Hippies. Archaeology, the fossil record, Dirk Pearson and Sandy Shaw as well as Merv Griffin all have testified to this fact.
I'm begining to suspect that you are actually a Palmbie troll, entrusted with the mission to spread misinformation. I have notified the NSA, and they have agreed to "monitor" your communications by tapping you like a maple tree. They have space reserved down in Quantanamo where they maintain specially trained woodpeckers that can make any tree "bark" like a dog, even the hardest Palmbies. They wire Nick at Nite reruns 24hr into the cells. You don't know who you're messing with Palmbie-suspect. Just ask the New York Times.

FinHeathen
01-02-2006, 11:19 PM
I'm sorry but your Dogma does not square with known history.
According to thestern, http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=1892789&postcount=2830
the Palmbies are known to pre-date the Hippies. Archaeology, the fossil record, Dirk Pearson and Sandy Shaw as well as Merv Griffin all have testified to this fact.
I'm begining to suspect that you are actually a Palmbie troll, entrusted with the mission to spread misinformation. I have notified the NSA, and they have agreed to "monitor" your communications by tapping you like a maple tree. They have space reserved down in Quantanamo where they maintain specially trained woodpeckers that can make any tree "bark" like a dog, even the hardest Palmbies. They wire Nick at Nite reruns 24hr into the cells. You don't know who you're messing with Palmbie-suspect. Just ask the New York Times.

Well, obviously, most of the NY Times is plagarized anyway. Also, nothing pre-dates hippies. God damned, dirty hippies have been around since time immemorial, since the first paramecium wiggled freely in a puddle of ooze, there have been those... irregulars.. who have chosen to metabolize nucleus altering substances and grow their flagella unacceptably long. You sir, are unrelenting in your pushing of a pro-hippie, and thusly anti-squirrel and anti-freedom message, and there is no doubt that you are in league with Pomegranate Jones, the arch-palmbie himself!

thestern
01-02-2006, 11:32 PM
Well, obviously, most of the NY Times is plagarized anyway. Also, nothing pre-dates hippies. God damned, dirty hippies have been around since time immemorial, since the first paramecium wiggled freely in a puddle of ooze, there have been those... irregulars.. who have chosen to metabolize nucleus altering substances and grow their flagella unacceptably long. You sir, are unrelenting in your pushing of a pro-hippie, and thusly anti-squirrel and anti-freedom message, and there is no doubt that you are in league with Pomegranate Jones, the arch-palmbie himself!

Although hippies are indeed "Dirty" they are a loving race of people. They do not in anyway stand for evil. They however, would like a more peaceful resolve than destroying the evil scourge known as palmbies. Let us not forget who the real enemy is people. It's the palmbies. Keep your eyes open and stay sharp.

d-day
01-02-2006, 11:38 PM
Well, obviously, most of the NY Times is plagarized anyway. Also, nothing pre-dates hippies. God damned, dirty hippies have been around since time immemorial, since the first paramecium wiggled freely in a puddle of ooze, there have been those... irregulars.. who have chosen to metabolize nucleus altering substances and grow their flagella unacceptably long. You sir, are unrelenting in your pushing of a pro-hippie, and thusly anti-squirrel and anti-freedom message, and there is no doubt that you are in league with Pomegranate Jones, the arch-palmbie himself!

FinHeathen, I'm here to check your house for parasites ... apparently, you have hippies.

d-day
01-02-2006, 11:39 PM
Although hippies are indeed "Dirty" they are a loving race of people. They do not in anyway stand for evil. They however, would like a more peaceful resolve than destroying the evil scourge known as palmbies. Let us not forget who the real enemy is people. It's the palmbies. Keep your eyes open and stay sharp.

They're not people, they're hippies...!

FinHeathen
01-02-2006, 11:43 PM
Although hippies are indeed "Dirty" they are a loving race of people. They do not in anyway stand for evil. They however, would like a more peaceful resolve than destroying the evil scourge known as palmbies. Let us not forget who the real enemy is people. It's the palmbies. Keep your eyes open and stay sharp.

They love nothing but the ganjaweed and Phish. Our enemies are numerous. I.. don't think we're going to make it.. Bobbo..

FinaciousOne
01-02-2006, 11:43 PM
Well, obviously, most of the NY Times is plagarized anyway. Also, nothing pre-dates hippies. God damned, dirty hippies have been around since time immemorial, since the first paramecium wiggled freely in a puddle of ooze, there have been those... irregulars.. who have chosen to metabolize nucleus altering substances and grow their flagella unacceptably long. You sir, are unrelenting in your pushing of a pro-hippie, and thusly anti-squirrel and anti-freedom message, and there is no doubt that you are in league with Pomegranate Jones, the arch-palmbie himself!

Just because it's stolen, doesn't mean it's not true.

Paramecium reproduce asexually, Palmbies reproduce by pollination and the hippies were known to be highly sexual, free loving flower children. My point is, science has well established the order of appearence: 1st asexual, next herbaceous pollination and then sexual (yeah baby). Beside the intelligence we intercepted does not explain all hippies - only the obviously genetically modified ones picture.

And now this is where I have you:
As to your accusation of my being in league with Pomegranate Jones, This link proves that Pomegranate Jones is merely a creation of Stephen Rolfe Powell:

http://www.habatat.com/guide/featured.imagepage.ihtml?f=4.1881&c=4

More disinformation on your part. You better be careful. They don't give trials where your headed.

FinHeathen
01-02-2006, 11:46 PM
http://www.habatat.com/guide/featured.imagepage.ihtml?f=4.1881&c=4



THAT'S A BONG! The Matr.. hippies have you! RUN!

I need sleep.

FinaciousOne
01-02-2006, 11:54 PM
THAT'S A BONG! The Matr.. hippies have you! RUN!

I need sleep.

FinHeathen, Beware of the Rock Lobsters from Planet Claire!

Noodle Arm
01-03-2006, 12:54 PM
Breaking News: Kevin Travis (aka The Palmbie Assassin) Murdered!

This is Kevin Travis
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
He was just a good ol' boy from Alabama...but he became something more...he became a LEGEND!

He was one of the first to take down and kill a Palmbie. Here's a pic of him disposing the body of one of the evil trees..
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

He led a path of destruction...killing Palmbies left and right...leaving their remains strewn all over the city...
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

He was considered by many to be the "Palmbie Assassin" and was well respected and admired. Unfortunately this lead to his downfall, as his fame grew...so did his ego. He became more and more cocky. "Them trees be killing lotsa folks 'round here" Kevin said "So they hire the best person to come and get rid of them bad boys. Kevin Travis can Git R' Done!"

Here is a photo of Kevin posing with a couple who wanted his autograph..standing next to one of his "kills"....
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Unfortunately Kevin Travis died yesterday...murdered by the things he sought out to stop. Here is the last photo of Kevin taken seconds before his death...
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

While he was celebrating the death of a Palmbie he'd just killed (lower left of picture), he failed to realize the 2 remaining palmbies ready to attack! (right side) R.I.P. Kevin Travis 1982-2006

GRAPEAPE
01-03-2006, 01:25 PM
You ever seen a squirrel in a palm tree? Funk no. The gentle oaks are the allies of the squirrels. Also, palmbies = forces of evil, squirrels = forces of all that is right in this world. DUH. The Squirrels are not good, they are as evil as the Palmbies. The reason The evil little mosters don't go into Palmbies is simple. Squirrels are repulsed by the unkempt look of the leaves. Same goes with the unkempt hippies, squirrels do not like hippies either. As evil as they are they are very proud of there hygene, they have great hair and teeth. I am beginning to think that FInHEATHEN is on the wrong side in the battle for earth. Maybe he is a squirrel, an evil squirrel who learned to type.

NaboCane
01-03-2006, 01:35 PM
They're not people, they're hippies...!

Hippie chicks have dirty feet and smell like patchouli and underarm odor.

mor911
01-03-2006, 01:57 PM
Breaking News: Kevin Travis (aka The Palmbie Assassin) Murdered!

This is Kevin Travis
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
He was just a good ol' boy from Alabama...but he became something more...he became a LEGEND!

He was one of the first to take down and kill a Palmbie. Here's a pic of him disposing the body of one of the evil trees..
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

He led a path of destruction...killing Palmbies left and right...leaving their remains strewn all over the city...
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

He was considered by many to be the "Palmbie Assassin" and was well respected and admired. Unfortunately this lead to his downfall, as his fame grew...so did his ego. He became more and more cocky. "Them trees be killing lotsa folks 'round here" Kevin said "So they hire the best person to come and get rid of them bad boys. Kevin Travis can Git R' Done!"

Here is a photo of Kevin posing with a couple who wanted his autograph..standing next to one of his "kills"....
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Unfortunately Kevin Travis died yesterday...murdered by the things he sought out to stop. Here is the last photo of Kevin taken seconds before his death...
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

While he was celebrating the death of a Palmbie he'd just killed (lower left of picture), he failed to realize the 2 remaining palmbies ready to attack! (right side) R.I.P. Kevin Travis 1982-2006
Noodle, this is possibly the greatest post of all time

Mindwarp
01-03-2006, 02:19 PM
:chuckle: Noodle is Funny

NaboCane
01-03-2006, 02:29 PM
:chuckle: Noodle is Funny

Funniest poster on FinHeaven...

d-day
01-03-2006, 07:08 PM
:chuckle: Noodle is Funny

:chuckle: noodle is fu...

hey - wait a second... :tongue:

BigDogsHunt
01-04-2006, 04:31 PM
This is why I love FinHeaven.....Dolphin Fans and damn crazy threads that you just never know the direction they take.


You all crack me up....:sidelol:

:rofl:

backpacker
01-04-2006, 10:44 PM
You ever seen a squirrel in a palm tree?

Almost every day I see a squirrel in a palm tree.

Megatron
01-05-2006, 12:45 PM
My Palmbie survival kit.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

SHOTGUN. It looks cool, it feels cool and gosh darn it people like it.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/01/GRKF2327TS-1.jpg

Battle Axe. Passed down through the generations of Palmbie slayers.

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Pilsner. I mean a serious supply of this stuff. Palmbie killing is thirsty work.

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Humvee. This is a Palmbie slaughtering essential. Mine is modded to run off Palmbie remains that I distill out in my shed. Plus it will seat 3 of my redneck buddies comfortably.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Wood chipper. Sometimes fighting Palmbies brings out my bad side. This one gave me some lip, so I had to learn him.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

The Bait. I just slather him up with Bull's Eye and the Palmbies can't get enough. Wonder why you never see Elway anymore? Well bait don't last forever.

GRAPEAPE
01-05-2006, 01:20 PM
:sidelol: Classic Megatron

WharfRat
01-05-2006, 01:29 PM
My Palmbie survival kit.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

SHOTGUN. It looks cool, it feels cool and gosh darn it people like it.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/01/GRKF2327TS-1.jpg

Battle Axe. Passed down through the generations of Palmbie slayers.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Pilsner. I mean a serious supply of this stuff. Palmbie killing is thirsty work.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Humvee. This is a Palmbie slaughtering essential. Mine is modded to run off Palmbie remains that I distill out in my shed. Plus it will seat 3 of my redneck buddies comfortably.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Wood chipper. Sometimes fighting Palmbies brings out my bad side. This one gave me some lip, so I had to learn him.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

The Bait. I just slather him up with Bull's Eye and the Palmbies can't get enough. Wonder why you never see Elway anymore? Well bait don't last forever.

:sidelol: :lolcry:

painnotpleasure
01-05-2006, 01:55 PM
Hey Dolphins fans, John Madden here. I've got a full proof plan for stopping Palmbies. Watch this here:



You see this guy there, that's a Palmbie. He pull this way while the other guy pulls that way. The this guy heads back and picks up a great block then BOOM all of the Palmbies are dead.

Tom Brady is the perfect quarterback for any situation. He has permission to screw my wife.http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Megatron
01-06-2006, 11:05 AM
I can't believe I bothered doing this... I was bored I guess lol Oh I ignored the sitcom part simply becasue i couldn't be bothered to put it in ;)
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Chilling.:eek:

mor911
01-14-2006, 05:37 AM
I'm bumping this because I had a nightmare involving Palmbies

dolphan117
01-14-2006, 08:12 AM
I'm bumping this because I had a nightmare involving Palmbies Do tell.

Edit-And your next post will be 4000, congrats. :mor911:

BlitPhinFan
01-14-2006, 11:46 AM
:laughat:
This thread.
:lolcry::lolcry::lolcry::lolcry:

mor911
02-10-2006, 04:42 PM
Bump because Palmbies are much cooler than squirrels.

GRAPEAPE
02-10-2006, 04:44 PM
Actually I agree. Palmbies are oragasmistic!!

d-day
02-10-2006, 04:46 PM
Actually I agree. Palmbies are oragasmistic!!

that's quacktastic - wait... that's a blue duck

UltraDol-Fan
02-10-2006, 04:48 PM
oragasmistic

Could I get the definition and language of origin of this word :confused:

GRAPEAPE
02-10-2006, 04:55 PM
orgasmistic: combination of 2 words orgasm, and fantastic. language of origin is GRAPEISH. here are a few more.
Fantabulous
wonderriffic
specialriffic
greatastic.

Just a few smartass comments I make to my secretaries.
however my alltime favorite only to be used when someting is truely great: Multiorgasmic

Megatron
05-07-2006, 01:25 AM
Palmbie's make unholy alliance with Al Queda!!!!!!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

The world is in peril!!!!

Mindwarp
05-08-2006, 07:29 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/05/CR20coconut20palmJPG-1.jpg
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/05/13938205_981e75e798-1.jpg
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/05/fl97029-1.jpg
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/05/fl97030-1.jpg

mor911
05-08-2006, 09:24 AM
There's no escape form these things... RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

GRAPEAPE
05-08-2006, 10:00 AM
My god it's worse than I thought. The palmbies have made an unholy alliance with the Squirrels. This can not be good.

mor911
02-05-2007, 12:30 PM
Dear fellow Finheaven souljas(make em say uhhhhgggnnn!!!) We have a threat on our hands and we must address it with utmost seriousness.

Yes I'm speaking about the palmbie attack that is set to occur on the date and time of 12:00am Jan 30th 2006. As I said before (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=1892789&postcount=2830) that's 50 years to the day of the last attack on Florida. Palmbies are a mixture of the two most vile things in the world, Zombies and Palm trees.

However the threat is drawing and we must educate each other on what to look out for. I want to start an inititave and gather finheavens great talents to create a artist rendition of the beasts. Anyone can submit there rendtions based on these guidelines.

1. Must resemble a palm tree
2. Must be undead
3. Must have some human Characteristics
4. Must be threating
5. Must hate sitcoms
6. And remember palmbies hate the dophins so we hate them.

I'm doing this bring palmbie awareness to my brothers and sisters of finheaven and south florida. Peace be with you all, go fins!bump... for being one of the funniest threads of all time. :sidelol: :lol: :sidelol:

Mindwarp
02-05-2007, 12:36 PM
sadly the Stern is uncool now.

thestern
02-05-2007, 01:51 PM
sadly the Stern is uncool now.

Yeah he's so uncool! ....HEY! :(

d-day
02-05-2007, 02:09 PM
Yeah he's so uncool! ....HEY! :(

holy **** - a stern sighting!

mor911
01-17-2008, 06:03 PM
Bumping the funniest thread I've ever read.

unluckyluciano
01-17-2008, 06:06 PM
Dear fellow Finheaven souljas(make em say uhhhhgggnnn!!!) We have a threat on our hands and we must address it with utmost seriousness.

Yes I'm speaking about the palmbie attack that is set to occur on the date and time of 12:00am Jan 30th 2006. As I said before (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showpost.php?p=1892789&postcount=2830) that's 50 years to the day of the last attack on Florida. Palmbies are a mixture of the two most vile things in the world, Zombies and Palm trees.

However the threat is drawing and we must educate each other on what to look out for. I want to start an inititave and gather finheavens great talents to create a artist rendition of the beasts. Anyone can submit there rendtions based on these guidelines.

1. Must resemble a palm tree
2. Must be undead
3. Must have some human Characteristics
4. Must be threating
5. Must hate sitcoms
6. And remember palmbies hate the dophins so we hate them.

I'm doing this bring palmbie awareness to my brothers and sisters of finheaven and south florida. Peace be with you all, go fins!
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