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Noodle Arm
01-03-2006, 04:05 PM
and NO it's not a member of our beloved team.

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2005/12/30/1135732715098.html

:eek:

It's all very fishy.

I bet the first few years will go swimmingly but I can see some stormy waters ahead.

This marriage is sinking to new depths.

If it doesn't last I suppose there will always be plenty more fish in the sea.

I am sure they'll have a happy marriage and a life full of porpoise

I feel bad for their kids! http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/01/swimdolph02-1.jpg

ok ok I'll stop :evil:

GRAPEAPE
01-03-2006, 04:10 PM
People are weird.

King Nate
01-03-2006, 04:24 PM
Maybe it's that talking dolphin from Seaquest DSV.

Cuban Dave 9
01-03-2006, 04:42 PM
i like how she added in the bottom "...and I am not a pervert" LMAO

Caps
01-03-2006, 04:50 PM
I'm glad there weren't any pictures.

PHINATIC13
01-03-2006, 04:54 PM
Man did you see her?..................I think the Dolphin could do better:tongue:

painnotpleasure
01-03-2006, 05:28 PM
Maybe... I'm not one to judge. Maybe... I don't understand. But that's pretty ****** up. I mean being an animal or mammal lover, I could understand. Loving Dolphins (we're talking the animal in this reference here), I could understand. Even swimming with Dolphins and communicating with them, I could understand. But... marrying a dolphin and considering the dolphin your husband... I'm sorry... but that is pretty ****** up.

ADMIN EDIT: Please do not bypass the profanity filter...thanks...Wharf

miamikid92
01-03-2006, 06:07 PM
Maybe... I'm not one to judge. Maybe... I don't understand. But that's pretty ***** up. I mean being an animal or mammal lover, I could understand. Loving Dolphins (we're talking the animal in this reference here), I could understand. Even swimming with Dolphins and communicating with them, I could understand. But... marrying a dolphin and considering the dolphin your husband... I'm sorry... but that is pretty ****** up.

:yeahthat:

K-train
01-03-2006, 06:27 PM
I wonder what the woman will do if the Dolphin goes off on it's mating trip :lol:

Muck
01-03-2006, 09:28 PM
and NO it's not a member of our beloved team.

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2005/12/30/1135732715098.html

:eek:

It's all very fishy.

I bet the first few years will go swimmingly but I can see some stormy waters ahead.

This marriage is sinking to new depths.

If it doesn't last I suppose there will always be plenty more fish in the sea.

I am sure they'll have a happy marriage and a life full of porpoise

I feel bad for their kids! http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/01/swimdolph02-1.jpg

ok ok I'll stop :evil:

You have to incorporate the word "blowhole" in there somehow. :tongue:

Muck
01-03-2006, 09:44 PM
Remember the episode of South Park where Dr. Mafesto turns Kyle's dad into part man, part dolphin?? :lol:

NaboCane
01-03-2006, 10:59 PM
Remember the episode of South Park where Dr. Mafesto turns Kyle's dad into part man, part dolphin?? :lol:

:sidelol: Kyle's knees!

:sidelol:

Prime
01-03-2006, 11:01 PM
Well that is just.......freaky. It must be wild in bed.

cnc66
01-03-2006, 11:05 PM
ahhh twu love...



http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/01/on_dolphin_wedding_060103300w-1.jpg

ih8brady
01-03-2006, 11:22 PM
http://edition.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/02/10/france.marriage.ap/

What's worst?

I think "marrying" an animal is slightly worst, and besides, how did the dolphin say "I do"?


EDIT: Never mind, the scene in my avatar is the most freightning couple of all.

Jt0323
01-03-2006, 11:23 PM
I bet it was love at first site

K-train
01-03-2006, 11:34 PM
This could make a strong case with my Family love > Animal love, Romantic love thread?

cnc66
01-03-2006, 11:40 PM
This could make a strong case with my Family love > Animal love, Romantic love thread?

yea, and ya got a picture and everything.

NaboCane
01-03-2006, 11:44 PM
http://edition.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/02/10/france.marriage.ap/

What's worst?

I think "marrying" an animal is slightly worst, and besides, how did the dolphin say "I do"?


EDIT: Never mind, the scene in my avatar is the most freightning couple of all.

Yes. Yes it is.

RWhitney014
01-04-2006, 12:17 AM
That must be one HELL of a honeymoon.