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K-train
01-03-2006, 05:31 PM
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

This translates your words to how a 12 year old on the internet speaks.

Translation:
THIS TRANSLAETS UR WORDS 2 HOW A 12 YAAR OLD ON TEH INTARN3T SPEAKS!1!1 OMG WTF

Mindwarp
01-03-2006, 05:36 PM
or AOL

Cool Calm Mike
01-03-2006, 05:58 PM
Let's go Miami Dolphins!

=

L3TS GO MIMI DOLPHINS!1!! OMG WTF LOL

miamikid92
01-03-2006, 06:02 PM
i d0nt t@ke AFENSE TO THAT BECAUSE i@AM NOw 13

FinHeathen
01-03-2006, 06:10 PM
"How do I set up a conference call?" translated to "How does this happen?"

Weird.

miamikid92
01-03-2006, 06:11 PM
"How do I set up a conference call?" translated to "How does this happen?"

Weird.

:lol:

K-train
01-03-2006, 06:20 PM
"How do I set up a conference call?" translated to "How does this happen?"

Weird.

:yell:

mor911
01-03-2006, 06:24 PM
This Progrm Fr3akng Rules.11!!!1!!!!11!1!!!1! Wtf Lol And Teh Mor Rul3s111!! Omg Wtf 9-7 Nik Saban Rulas1!!1!11! Wtf

Mephistopheles
01-03-2006, 06:35 PM
I WIL PROBABLY SMAK MAH KID FOR TYPNG SUCH JIEBRISH!!111! OMG WTF

:sidelol:

Jt0323
01-03-2006, 06:48 PM
"How do I set up a conference call?" translated to "How does this happen?"

Weird.
:sidelol:

pwn3dyo
01-03-2006, 06:55 PM
hahaha. so true

d-day
01-03-2006, 07:42 PM
I WIL PROBABLY SMAK MAH KID FOR TYPNG SUCH JIEBRISH!!111! OMG WTF

:sidelol:

just call on the jibberish deciphers...

cyrus... luther...

FinsNCanes
01-03-2006, 08:16 PM
This Is Da Gr3aetst Forum Av3r!!1! Omg

Muck
01-03-2006, 09:25 PM
"The Patriots suck!!"

translates to...

"DA BILLS SUK!!11!!11!! WTF LOL"


This is the greatest, most accurate program ever invented. :yes:

darkmistress
01-04-2006, 12:24 AM
Y DO PEOPL3 ALWAYS GO ON LIEK SPELNG IS IMPORTANT???!!! WTF LOL WUT IMM SAYNG MAEKS COMPLETA S3NSE 2 ME AND IF U DONT UNDARSTAND TH3N TAHTS UR OWN 2UGH LUK!!!!!!1! WTF I KNOW IT IS A FORUM AND DA ONLY FORM OF COMUNICATION IS WIT WRITAN WORDS BUT I JUST DONT GET Y IT SHUD HAEV ANYTHNG 2 DO WIT ME1!1!1!1 OMG I MEAN JUST SO LONG AS I KNOW IMM ARTICULAET TAHTS AL TAHT SHUD RILLY MATER11!1!1 OMG LOL I CUD EASILY KIK AL UR AS3S IF WA MET IN A DARK ALAY SO I DONT NED 2 KNOW HOW 2 SPEL1!1! OMG LOL AND U SHUD JUST LEAEV MAH FORUM B/C ITS MIEN AND I OWN U AL AND I OWN TEH MODS 2!!1!1!11111! WTF LOL HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

miamikid92
01-04-2006, 12:31 AM
Y DO PEOPL3 ALWAYS GO ON LIEK SPELNG IS IMPORTANT???!!! WTF LOL WUT IMM SAYNG MAEKS COMPLETA S3NSE 2 ME AND IF U DONT UNDARSTAND TH3N TAHTS UR OWN 2UGH LUK!!!!!!1! WTF I KNOW IT IS A FORUM AND DA ONLY FORM OF COMUNICATION IS WIT WRITAN WORDS BUT I JUST DONT GET Y IT SHUD HAEV ANYTHNG 2 DO WIT ME1!1!1!1 OMG I MEAN JUST SO LONG AS I KNOW IMM ARTICULAET TAHTS AL TAHT SHUD RILLY MATER11!1!1 OMG LOL I CUD EASILY KIK AL UR AS3S IF WA MET IN A DARK ALAY SO I DONT NED 2 KNOW HOW 2 SPEL1!1! OMG LOL AND U SHUD JUST LEAEV MAH FORUM B/C ITS MIEN AND I OWN U AL AND I OWN TEH MODS 2!!1!1!11111! WTF LOL HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

:lol: :lol: :lol:

mor911
01-04-2006, 12:38 AM
TEH MOR TRANSLAETD THIS AEWSOME ARTICLE FOR U GUYS!!11!1 OMG WTF


DA DOLPHINS STRONG FINISH WONT DET3R NIK SABAN FROM OV3RHAULNG A ROST3R TAHT FEL SHORT OF TEH PLAYOFS IN HIS FIRST S3ASON AS

COACH
SABAN!1111! SADE MONDAY TAHT H3 HOP3S 2 TARGAT SUCH AERAS OF NED AS QUARTERBAK OFANSIEV LIEN AND SACONDARY AS WEL AS ADNG U 2 WUT WAS DA NFLS OLDEST STARTNG D3FENSA AT POINTS LAST SAASON
A!!!1!!!! WTF LOL POSITION-BY-POSITION BRAAKDOWN OF WUT SABAN HAS 2 CONSIEDR IN POSTSAASON ANALYSIS

QUARTARBAX
GUS FREROTE IS A U 34 AND SEMAD 2 GROW MORA COMFORTABLA AND CONFIEDNT WIT OFANSIEV CORDINA2R SCOT LIENHANS SYST3M AS DA SAASON PROGR3SED!1!!1! OMG WTF Y3T IT SEMS CLEAR TAHT SABAN IS ON A MISION 2 UPGRAED THIS CRITICAL POSITION
W3!1111!! OMG LIEK AL OF DA QUARTARBAX TAHT WA HAEV H3R3 BUT IF W3 GET AN OPORTUNITY 2 IMPROVA TEH QUALITY AT TAHT POSITION W3 MOST C3RTANELY WIL SABAN SADE FR3ROTA1!!!!1 WTF LOL WUD LIEKLY REMANE DA START3R IF DA DOLPHINS ADRESAD TEH POSITION 3ARLY IN DA DRAFT INSTEAD OF IN FRE AEGNCY OR TRAED1!1!11! WTF ADNG A HIGH-PROFIEL COLEG3 QUART3RBAK LIEK JAY CUTL3R CUD ALEVAET CLEO LEMON 2 TEH S3COND-STRNG SPOT11!! OMG CAER3R BAKUP SAEG ROSANFELS HAD STRONG RASARV3 PERFORMANC3S IN TWO D3C3MBR GMES BUT SEMS DESTIEND 2 D3PART

RUNNG1111!!1! LOL
WIT ROKEI RONEI BROWN AND RIKY WILIMS ARGUABLY TEH NFLS 2P BAKFEILD TAND3M SABAN CUD DACIED 2 KEP DA STATUS QUO!!!! OMG SABAN ALSO SEMS WILNG 2 LIST3N 2 TRAED OF3RS FOR WILIMS WHO RUSHAD FOR 280 YARDS IN DA FINAL TWO TEH1!1111!! DOR IS AJAR FOR EVARYONE SADE SABAN RAF3RNG 2 FEL3RS DA TEM WUD REC3IEV ABOUT ANY OF HIS PLAEYRS

REC3IEVRS
THIS!1!1!1 LOL D3C3NT GROUP IMPROVAD AS DA OF3NS3 CLIKED IN DA FINAL SIX GMAS!11!!!1! WTF LOL CHRIS CHMBRS FINALY R3ALIEZD HIS PRO BOWL POTENTIAL AND LONGTIEM GOAL 2 R3ACH 100 RECEIVNG YARDS11!!1 WTF LOL MARTY BOKER AEVRAEGD A CAER3R-HIGH 176!!1!11!1 OMG WTF LOL YARDS AND LED DA TEM WIT FOUR CATCHAS FOR MORE THAN 50 YARDS!11!!! OMG WTF BUT AT 30 A $3 MILION BAES SALARY AND WIT POT3NTIAL UPGRAEDS AVALEABLE IN FRE AEGNCY (T3REL OW3NS)???!? OMG BOKER MAY NOT B A LOK 2 R3TURN

TIGHT11!!!1 WTF LOL 3NDS
STATUS QUO WIT TIGHT 3ND RANDY MCMICHAEL AND BAKUPS LORENZO DIMOND AND AELX HOLMES

OFENSIEV1!!!!! LOL LIEN
LIEN GURU HUDSON HOUK TURNED LAST SEASONS BUNCH OF SAD SAX IN2 A RELIABLA UNIT11!!! TAHT SADE NO ONA ALSE ON TEH LIEN SHUD B SEKNG LONG-TARM HOUSNG BSIEDS CENTER REX HADNOT!111 OMG LOL SABAN WANTS A BOK3ND L3FT TAKL3 AND A VET3RAN GUARD WIT A MEAN STREAK WHICH MAY NOT BOD3 WEL FOR HIGHLY PADE LEFT TAKLA DMION MCIN2SH UNDERACHEIVNG S2KAR MCDOUGLE AND INJURED WAED TEH1!111! L3G3NDARY JUNIOR SAAU IS A LIEKLY GONER BUT PRO BOWL STALWART ZACH THOMAS IN ANY ALIGNMENT PROMISNG ROKEI CHANNG CROWDER AND VARSATIEL DONEI SPRAGAN FORM A SOLID NUCLAUS

DEF3NSIEV!!!!1!!1 WTF LOL LIEN
NOT MANY CHANGES EXPECTAD WIT VETARANS KEVIN CARTER VONEI HOLIDAY DAVID BOW3NS JAF ZGONINA AND PRO BOWL3R JASON TAYLOR AS A MAJOR PART OF DA DEF3NS3 TAHT TEID DA FRANCHIES SNGLE-S3ASON R3CORD FOR SAX (49) CAN1!!1!1!! WTF LOL THEY DO IT AND SUSTANE IT FOR TEH S3ASON?!!!! WTF SABAN ASK3D RH32RICALY111! WTF THOSE R DA 2UGH D3CISIONS TAHT WA HAEV 2 MAEK!11111!! WTF BUT WE R GONG 2 HAEV 2 DO IT WIT D3FANSIEV PLAEYRS B/C WE NED 2 GET U1!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL AVEN AT 36 RUN-STUFNG NOSE TAKLA KEITH TRAYLOR IS A BARGANE AT AN NFL-MINIMUM $7000 SO Y NOT KEP HIM AROUND?!!!? LOL ROKEIS MANUEL WRIGHT AND MAT ROTH CONTRIBUTED AS BAKUPS AND KEVIN VIKERSON SHOWED PROMIES BFORA A S3ASON-ENDNG KNE INJURY IN PRESAASON

S3CONDARY
3XP3CT1!!!!1 OMG WTF DA DOLPHINS 2 PURSU3 CORNARBAX WHO CAN TAKLE ALONG WIT HAVNG TEH ABILITY 2 AXC3L IN PRES AND ZON3 COVARAEG1!11 WTF TAHT PROBABLY SPELS TEH END OF SM MADISONS NIEN-YAAR STAY!1!11!11 WIL POLE WHO MIS3D DA SEASON WIT A KNE INJURY SHUD B FIT ANOUGH 2 VEI FOR A MAJOR ROLE IN TEH SECONDARY ALONGSIED IMPROVNG ROKEI TRAVIS DANEILS
SABAN!1!!1 WTF WIL ADR3S THIS POSITION IN TEH DRAFT AND CL3AR OUT SOME LIEK OV3RPADE RAGEI HOWARD KIWAUKE THOMAS AND ADEI JAXON
MONG!!!1 LOL DA SAEFTEIS PLAYMAEKR Y3REMIAH BL IS A KEP3R!1!!!! LANCE SCHULTARS DEMONSTRAETD 2UGHNES AND BIG-PLAY ABILITY BUT TEH 30-YEAR-OLD FRE AEGNT MAY WANT 2 MUCH MON3Y 2 STIK AROUND!!1!1 OMG WTF VATARAN TABUKY JONAS WHO WAS STALAR UNTIL A PEC2RAL INJURY ENDED HIS SAASON AFTAR SIX GMES CUD B A CAP VICTIM111!!!1 OMG WTF LOL TRAVAERS TILMAN CAPABLY PLUGAD JONES VOID

SPECIAL!1!!11 T3MS
NO MAJOR CHANGAS EXP3CTED WIT KIKER OLINDO MAER PUNTER DONEI JONES AND WES W3LK3R AL 3NJOYNG STANDOUT SAASONS111! WTF SPECIAL TEM AECS SUCH AS MAH MORIS BRYAN GILMORE AND JASON GLAN R POTENTIAL FRE AEGNTS WORTH RE-SIGNNG!!111!! OMG WTF

PHINATIC13
01-04-2006, 12:48 AM
Y DO PEOPL3 ALWAYS GO ON LIEK SPELNG IS IMPORTANT???!!! WTF LOL WUT IMM SAYNG MAEKS COMPLETA S3NSE 2 ME AND IF U DONT UNDARSTAND TH3N TAHTS UR OWN 2UGH LUK!!!!!!1! WTF I KNOW IT IS A FORUM AND DA ONLY FORM OF COMUNICATION IS WIT WRITAN WORDS BUT I JUST DONT GET Y IT SHUD HAEV ANYTHNG 2 DO WIT ME1!1!1!1 OMG I MEAN JUST SO LONG AS I KNOW IMM ARTICULAET TAHTS AL TAHT SHUD RILLY MATER11!1!1 OMG LOL I CUD EASILY KIK AL UR AS3S IF WA MET IN A DARK ALAY SO I DONT NED 2 KNOW HOW 2 SPEL1!1! OMG LOL AND U SHUD JUST LEAEV MAH FORUM B/C ITS MIEN AND I OWN U AL AND I OWN TEH MODS 2!!1!1!11111! WTF LOL HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

That's too funny! nice job DM

FinHeathen
01-04-2006, 12:49 AM
Y DO PEOPL3 ALWAYS GO ON LIEK SPELNG IS IMPORTANT???!!! WTF LOL WUT IMM SAYNG MAEKS COMPLETA S3NSE 2 ME AND IF U DONT UNDARSTAND TH3N TAHTS UR OWN 2UGH LUK!!!!!!1! WTF I KNOW IT IS A FORUM AND DA ONLY FORM OF COMUNICATION IS WIT WRITAN WORDS BUT I JUST DONT GET Y IT SHUD HAEV ANYTHNG 2 DO WIT ME1!1!1!1 OMG I MEAN JUST SO LONG AS I KNOW IMM ARTICULAET TAHTS AL TAHT SHUD RILLY MATER11!1!1 OMG LOL I CUD EASILY KIK AL UR AS3S IF WA MET IN A DARK ALAY SO I DONT NED 2 KNOW HOW 2 SPEL1!1! OMG LOL AND U SHUD JUST LEAEV MAH FORUM B/C ITS MIEN AND I OWN U AL AND I OWN TEH MODS 2!!1!1!11111! WTF LOL HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

You poor dear, you. You've read one too many K-Train thread. (E: And Rosco P Coltrain Jr., He shall be missed, by, probably no one)

BigDogsHunt
01-04-2006, 01:51 PM
Y Does Finhaaevn Haev So Many Dif3r3nt Forums????!! Omg Lol

d-day
01-04-2006, 02:03 PM
You poor dear, you. You've read one too many K-Train thread. (E: And Rosco P Coltrain Jr., He shall be missed, by, probably no one)

:eek: oh no - is roscoe gone for good...? :cry:

WharfRat
01-04-2006, 02:08 PM
Finh3aevn Is Teh Bst1!11!11! Lol Teh Dolphins Wil Go 2 Da Sup3r Bowl Naxt Year!1!!11! Wtf Nik Saban Is A God And Chris Chmbrs Wil B In Teh Hal Of Fm3 One Day

GRAPEAPE
01-04-2006, 02:14 PM
:eek: oh no - is roscoe gone for good... :cry: This is a shocking revelation does anyone have more info??? Could he be gone forever? or just on a break?
Edit: !11! WTF LOL. Th!s iz the dmb3st wy of tping 3vr !11! WTF LOL

d-day
01-04-2006, 02:17 PM
This is a shocking revelation does anyone have more info??? Could he be gone forever? or just on a break?

i hope not, if anything maybe they could just keep him confined in the lounge...
or just give him his own forum... :eyebrow:

GRAPEAPE
01-04-2006, 02:19 PM
i hope not, if anything maybe they could just keep him confined in the lounge...
or just give him his own forum... :eyebrow: His normal BS is bad enough but with his own forum......Could you imagine the crap he would come up with !11!11! WTF LOL

d-day
01-04-2006, 02:21 PM
His normal BS is bad enough but with his own forum......Could you imagine the crap he would come up with !11!11! WTF LOL

roscoe p.c. jr aka mercury40

genius... pure genius :chuckle:

WharfRat
01-04-2006, 02:27 PM
i hope not, if anything maybe they could just keep him confined in the lounge...
or just give him his own forum... :eyebrow:

IMM NOT SURA WUT HAPENED BUT IM CH3KNG IN2 IT NOW!1!11! WTF LOL

GRAPEAPE
01-04-2006, 02:31 PM
IMM NOT SURA WUT HAPENED BUT IM CH3KNG IN2 IT NOW!1!11! WTF LOLH3 +'d sum humr frm XtoX !!!! jst cur3us!11! WTF LOL

(he added some humor from time to time, just curious)

mor911
01-04-2006, 02:34 PM
I'm testing the effects of running the 12-year-old language into itself

I insereted the above line into the translator and got this:

IMM TASTNG TEH 3FECTS OF RUNNG DA 12-YEAR-OLD LANGUAEG IN2 ITSELF

Then I put that line into the translator, and got this:

IM TASTNG T3H 3FACTS OF RUNG DA 12-Y3AR-OLD LANGUAEG IN2 ITS3LF

WharfRat
01-04-2006, 02:39 PM
I'm testing the effects of running the 12-year-old language into itself

I insereted the above line into the translator and got this:

IMM TASTNG TEH 3FECTS OF RUNNG DA 12-YEAR-OLD LANGUAEG IN2 ITSELF

Then I put that line into the translator, and got this:

IM TASTNG T3H 3FACTS OF RUNG DA 12-Y3AR-OLD LANGUAEG IN2 ITS3LF


WOW!!!!! you just proved......












nothing!


:lol:

mor911
01-04-2006, 02:40 PM
WOW!!!!! you just proved......












nothing!


:lol:
EXACTLY!

This proves that my theory or nothingness does indeed calculate to diddly squat.

d-day
01-04-2006, 02:44 PM
WOW!!!!! you just proved......












nothing!


:lol:

:chuckle: - wharf, you do have your moments...

PassRush
01-04-2006, 06:01 PM
No I Cant S2p Typng Liek This B/c Tahts How I Tok!1!!11!! Lol

painnotpleasure
01-04-2006, 07:28 PM
WAL TAHT WAS QUIET INT3R3STNG11!11!!! IMM NOTICNG IF U TYPA TEH MOST SIMPLEST OF THNGS IT GATS TRANSLAETD IN2 THIS GARBAEG1!1!!11 OMG L3T GO MIMI DOLPHINS FINH3AEVN IS NUMBR ONA111! OMG WTF LOL HEL FUKNG Y3AH MAN1!11!1!1 WTF

Haha, wow. Caps lock and all, the resemblence is uncanny.

Buddwalk
01-04-2006, 07:36 PM
Wal Its Mah Birthday 2morow So Im Prety S2k3d For Taht111!1 Omg Wtf Right Wh3n I Got Homa Some 20 Yaar Old Bi Sexual Chik Out In W3st York Was Hitng On Ma!1!!1 Lol Also Soma Chik I Know From Mah Skool Whos Boyfreind Just Brok3 Up Wit Har Wanted 2 G3t Wit Me!111 Wtf Lol Im Just Gona Chil Bak 2night And Watch Teh Trojans Bat Teh Horns!11! Omg Wtf Lol )

FinsNCanes
01-04-2006, 07:57 PM
Wal Its Mah Birthday 2morow So Im Prety S2k3d For Taht111!1 Omg Wtf Right Wh3n I Got Homa Some 20 Yaar Old Bi Sexual Chik Out In W3st York Was Hitng On Ma!1!!1 Lol Also Soma Chik I Know From Mah Skool Whos Boyfreind Just Brok3 Up Wit Har Wanted 2 G3t Wit Me!111 Wtf Lol Im Just Gona Chil Bak 2night And Watch Teh Trojans Bat Teh Horns!11! Omg Wtf Lol )

R U TALNG US U JUST TURNED DOWN HOKNG UP WIT 1 OF 2 CHIX B/C U WANT 2 WATCH FOTBAL???!?!!?! WTF LOL UM WTH IS WRONG WIT U??!!!? WTF LOL

K-train
01-04-2006, 08:26 PM
R U TALNG US U JUST TURNED DOWN HOKNG UP WIT 1 OF 2 CHIX B/C U WANT 2 WATCH FOTBAL???!?!!?! WTF LOL UM WTH IS WRONG WIT U??!!!? WTF LOL

I DONT BLMA HIM THOUGH FOR WATCHNG11!!11!1 OMG WTF MAYB IF ITS A BLOWOUT U CAN LEAEV11!1!!11 WTF LOL

Buddwalk
01-04-2006, 08:29 PM
R U TALNG US U JUST TURNED DOWN HOKNG UP WIT 1 OF 2 CHIX B/C U WANT 2 WATCH FOTBAL???!?!!?! WTF LOL UM WTH IS WRONG WIT U??!!!? WTF LOL

NAH I DIDNT TURN DOWN ANY CHIX1!1!! TEH ONE WANTS 2 HOK UP THIS WEKEND AND IVE DECIEDD FOR TEH BST AND ACEPTAD!1111 THIS 20 YEAR OLD CHIK HITNG ON M3 IS A FREAK.I1!!!1!11!!11! WTF LOL DONT KNOW I NAV3R MET HAR BUT SHA KNOWS M3 FROM A COUPL3 OF MAH FREINDS AND SAW M3 PLAY MAH FIRST GIG LAST MONTH DOWN AT TEH BAR1111!1 OMG WTF WEL IL SE HOW IT AL GOAS

FinsNCanes
01-04-2006, 08:42 PM
Get Pictures11!1!!!! Omg Wtf Lol

WharfRat
01-04-2006, 08:57 PM
It's a little known fact that the Gettysburg Address was not, in fact, written on a paper bag on that train. Instead, Lincoln typed this out on his WiFi laptop in an AOL chatroom... they've recently found the long-since decomissioned server it was on, and released this original transcript:


NOV11!!!! OMG WTF 19 1863
FOURSCORA AND SAVEN Y3ARS AGO OUR FATH3RS BROUGHT FORTH UPON THIS CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONC3IEVD IN LIEBRTY AND D3DICAETD 2 TEH PROPOSITION TAHT AL MEN R CRAAETD AQUAL!1!1!1! OMG WTF LOL

NOW W3 R ANGAEGD IN A GRAAT CIVIL WAR TASTNG WHETHER TAHT NATION OR ANY NATION SO CONCAIEVD AND SO DEDICAETD CAN LONG 3NDURE!1!! OMG WE R M3T ON A GREAT BATL3FEILD OF TAHT WAR1!111!11 OMG WE HAEV COMA 2 DEDICAET A PORTION OF IT AS A FINAL RASTNG PLAEC FOR THOSE WHO DEID HAR3 TAHT DA NATION MIGHT LIEV!11!1! WTF LOL THIS W3 MAY IN AL PROPREITY DO1111 WTF LOL BUT IN A LARGER SANS3 WE CANOT DEDICAET WA CANOT CONS3CRAET WA CANOT HALOW THIS GROUND!!!111 WTF LOL TEH BRAEV MEN LIVNG AND DEAD WHO STRUGL3D H3R3 HAEV HALOW3D IT FAR ABOV3 OUR POR POW3R 2 AD OR DATRACT11!!111 WTF DA WORLD WIL LITLA NOTA NOR LONG R3M3MBR WUT W3 SAY HAR3 WHIEL IT CAN N3V3R FORGAT WT DID HARA!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL

IT IS RATH3R FOR US TEH LIVNG WE HER3 B DEDICAETD 2 TEH GREAT TASK R3MANENG BFOR3 US-TAHT FROM THESA HONORED DEAD W3 TAEK INCR3AESD DAVOTION 2 TAHT CAUSA FOR WHICH TH3Y HERE GAEV TEH LAST FUL MEASURE OF DEVOTION-TAHT W3 HERA HIGHLY RASOLV3 TAHT THAS3 DEAD SHAL NOT HAEV DEID IN VANE TAHT THIS NATION SHAL HAEV A NU BIRTH OF FREDOM AND TAHT GOVERNMANT OF DA PEOPLE BY TEH P3OPL3 FOR TEH P3OPLA SHAL NOT PARISH FROM DA EARTH1!!!!1!!

darkmistress
01-04-2006, 09:23 PM
It's a little known fact that the Gettysburg Address was not, in fact, written on a paper bag on that train. Instead, Lincoln typed this out on his WiFi laptop in an AOL chatroom... they've recently found the long-since decomissioned server it was on, and released this original transcript:
OMG WTF1!!!!!1 WTF LOL

:rofl3:

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