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SA_BUTTA
01-06-2006, 11:50 AM
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1673829.html?menu (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1673829.html?menu)=

A Turkish shop assistant was arrested after he was found lying naked with a mannequin in a store window.
The 30-year-old man was discovered by colleagues opening up the department store in Antalya for the day.

They called police after noticing bite marks on the mannequin. Two other mannequins that showed signs of abuse were also taken in as evidence.

The shop assistant allegedly hid in the toilets while the store was being locked up for the night.

The man has been charged with damaging property.

GRAPEAPE
01-06-2006, 11:53 AM
:sidelol: That is the dumbest thing i have ever heard. Bite marks, that's funny.

SA_BUTTA
01-06-2006, 11:55 AM
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NY_FinFan_72
01-06-2006, 12:06 PM
LOL!!!

Mannequin, starring Marv Albert, as the Turkish Shop Assistant

NEWSWEEK - "This was the role he was born to play... a mesmerizing performance."

mor911
01-06-2006, 12:10 PM
HEY! What The Mor does with the mannequin is his business, and his alone!

GreenMonster
01-06-2006, 12:38 PM
HEY! What The Mor does with the mannequin is his business, and his alone!

I knew it was the Mor, since he is Turkish..

CalDolFan1014
01-06-2006, 02:35 PM
HEY! What The Mor does with the mannequin is his business, and his alone!

:sidelol: Only the Mor would be caught with his pants down like that, (pun intended). :D

Clark Kent
01-06-2006, 05:06 PM
Two other mannequins that showed signs of abuse were also taken in as evidence. WTF... They know it's not real?

NaboCane
01-06-2006, 05:25 PM
People just don't understand.

Maybe the mannequin came to life and he fell in love with it because it looked like a young Kim Catrall, and then the mannequin led him on a zany adventure wherein the guy helped the mannequin elude an undesirable fate, and they would have lived happily ever after if only the DAMNED PERSECUTION had stopped...but no, sadly, it didn't.

A representative from NAMMLA will explain further.

DrAstroZoom
01-06-2006, 05:26 PM
Perversion with ... er ... for Dummies.

Jt0323
01-06-2006, 07:35 PM
:sidelol:

Slappy8800
01-06-2006, 08:21 PM
who hasnt been there before eh guys?

Kthurmus23
01-10-2006, 01:12 AM
Something like that happened to some guy in my home town a few months ago. He had a Mannaquen in one arm, and was wearing a bikini when the cops showed up, he was known in the papers, as the bikini bandit. He also had drugs on him so that explains it I guess.