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inFINSible
01-06-2006, 01:29 PM
HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.

Koehler13x
01-06-2006, 01:32 PM
And the reasoning of this thread is???

INPHINITY
01-06-2006, 01:34 PM
??wtf??

Phin-o-rama
01-06-2006, 01:34 PM
OMG MOD MOVE THIS TO SPAM SECTION WTF, SPECIAL TREATMENT ALERT!!!


it was funny tho but:



ZOMGOBBLE GOD m0dz0rs do something!!! repost/wrong forum/zomg

KyPhinfan13
01-06-2006, 01:35 PM
:sidelol:

Predaphin
01-06-2006, 01:37 PM
LMAO! although this belongs in the Lounge

aboome
01-06-2006, 01:38 PM
wtf

Phin-o-rama
01-06-2006, 01:39 PM
inFINSible is a joke

Waterboy
01-06-2006, 01:40 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

whatsburning
01-06-2006, 01:45 PM
???

inFINSible
01-06-2006, 01:47 PM
Ooops....i thought I was in the lounge....:hitself:

inFINSible
01-06-2006, 01:48 PM
inFINSible is a joke
That's a personall attack....I'm reporting you.

Phin-o-rama
01-06-2006, 01:50 PM
oops i meant "inFINSible this is a joke, it belongs in the lounge"

stupid computers

inFINSible
01-06-2006, 01:54 PM
:lol:

3P
01-06-2006, 01:56 PM
:lol:

:shakeno:

I'm tired of cleaning up after you. You're ->| |<- THIS close to being banned.

:tsk:

inFINSible
01-06-2006, 01:57 PM
:cry:

I'm sorry.

WharfRat
01-06-2006, 02:00 PM
:cry:

I'm sorry.

yes.... you are.... now go stand in the corner....:tongue:

UltraDol-Fan
01-06-2006, 02:02 PM
funny stuff, laxative :lol:

inFINSible
01-06-2006, 02:03 PM
yes.... you are.... now go stand in the corner....:tongue:

....okay, big guy. Now what?

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

WharfRat
01-06-2006, 02:54 PM
....okay, big guy. Now what?

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

now put your left foot in, take your left foot out...do the hokey-pokey and you shake it all about.....

CalDolFan1014
01-06-2006, 02:57 PM
now put your left foot in, take your left foot out...do the hokey-pokey and you shake it all about.....

:sidelol:

CalDolFan1014
01-06-2006, 02:58 PM
HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.

Sure-fire remedies! Especially the last two! :goof: :lol:

Celtkin
01-06-2006, 03:11 PM
This thread started out funny and has just gotten funnier as it spun out of control. :lol:

d-day
01-06-2006, 03:25 PM
now put your left foot in, take your left foot out...do the hokey-pokey and you shake it all about.....

:chuckle:

inFINSible
01-06-2006, 08:24 PM
now put your left foot in, take your left foot out...do the hokey-pokey and you shake it all about.....
The whole foot??!!??

:eek: :eek: :eek:


I'm scared. :cry:

cnc66
01-06-2006, 08:30 PM
I remember doing the hokie pokie at Suniland Skating Rink on Bird Road.

this killed me;


6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

Jt0323
01-06-2006, 08:43 PM
now put your left foot in, take your left foot out...do the hokey-pokey and you shake it all about.....
:sidelol: :sidelol: :lol: :lol: