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DrAstroZoom
01-26-2006, 04:09 PM
Attention, Finheaven faithful: in celebration of my 5000th post, I could have just started another self-congratulatory thread. But because I’m all about value, I’m pleased to make this announcement.

In conjunction with this milestone, I’m excited to announce the release of the ZOOM 5000.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/06/zoom5000-1.jpg

Powered by ZoomDriver technology, this wonder of modern science transforms any inane, ridiculous or otherwise silly post into a remark that’s intelligent and even insightful. But don’t take my word for it: watch it in action.


BEFORE ZOOM 5000: We should move Zach to free safety.

AFTER ZOOM 5000: The tenacious leadership and skill of Zach Thomas gives Dolphin defensive coaches a safety net in their game planning. But this security blanket isn’t free, and there will come a time when Thomas’s price tag will exceed his value to the franchise. Who will take the lead at the point and move on: the Dolphin front office, or the ever-honorable Thomas?
No poster or moderator should be without the ZOOM 5000!

Also, in honor of my 5000th post, I switch back to my vintage avatar, now with new and improved spinners!

Thanks to one and all who make my experience on Finheaven Zoomtastic!

RunningBackGuru
01-26-2006, 04:10 PM
Cool! Congrats on getting 5k. :)

Buddwalk
01-26-2006, 04:11 PM
congrats doc keep spinning on bro :D


gotta get me one of those zooms!!! :cool:

CalDolFan10x14
01-26-2006, 04:11 PM
How much do you charge for those? :hmmm:

Congrats on 5K, btw. :party: :beerbang: :dance: :banana: :banana: :rocker:

:thewave: To another great 5,000. :beerbang:

NJFINSFAN1
01-26-2006, 04:16 PM
:birthday: (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=10#)

Just for you! The Zoom beach chair!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

CalDolFan10x14
01-26-2006, 04:17 PM
:birthday: (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=10#)

Just for you! The Zoom beach chair!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Monster rollerchairs :eek:

GRAPEAPE
01-26-2006, 04:17 PM
Congrats Doc. as soon as i can get some ink for my printer I will make a label and ship you a brew. 5,000 post is quite the accomplishment, Someday I will soar with the eagles too.

NJFINSFAN1
01-26-2006, 04:18 PM
Congrats Doc. as soon as i can get some ink for my printer I will make a label and ship you a brew. 5,000 post is quite the accomplishment, Somesay I will soar with the eagles too.

I better hurry and get to 10,000:rolleyes:

CalDolFan10x14
01-26-2006, 04:19 PM
I better hurry and get to 10,000:rolleyes:

Post whore! :rolleyes:

:lol:

GRAPEAPE
01-26-2006, 04:22 PM
I better hurry and get to 10,000:rolleyes:By the time I get Ink, The batch of austrailan light ale will be ready too!!

DrAstroZoom
01-26-2006, 04:24 PM
:birthday: (http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=10#)

Just for you! The Zoom beach chair!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


Must. Have.

GreenMonster
01-26-2006, 04:25 PM
Congrats Doc, the 5000 will certainly be a hot seller.

DrAstroZoom
01-26-2006, 04:25 PM
Congrats Doc. as soon as i can get some ink for my printer I will make a label and ship you a brew. 5,000 post is quite the accomplishment, Someday I will soar with the eagles too.


Awesome! :beerbang:

d-day
01-26-2006, 04:30 PM
c'mon and zoom, zoom, zoom a zoom - c'mon and zooma zooma zooma zoom...


congrats dr a.z. ;)

NaboCane
01-26-2006, 04:30 PM
I WANT A ZOOM 5000!!!

:party::dance::bob::cpatch::cake:

Congrats Doc...nice post, and those are the PIMPEST spinners...but I think anyone would dig one of these:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

PHINATIC13
01-26-2006, 04:40 PM
:drinkers:Good job Doc congrats on 5000 posts......................btw I'll two of them:tongue:.

ILPhinFan88
01-26-2006, 04:42 PM
What can the Zoom 5000 do for this...................


congrats

inFINSible
01-26-2006, 04:47 PM
If we had a contest for coolest poster on FinHeaven,DrAstrozoom would lose.


On the walls in the FinHeaven office, we have a poster of DrAstroZoom. It's the coolest shot I've ever seen. He's up on his back wheels with smoke and flames coming off the tires. He's got these two HUGE over developed arms waving madly in the air and it Says...."Yeah,it's got a Hemi!!" above his head. I'm thinking about stealing it. what have i got to lose.

:cooldude:

DrAstroZoom
01-26-2006, 04:57 PM
:cooldude:
:clap:

That's AWESOME! :lol:

WharfRat
01-26-2006, 04:57 PM
Conga-Rats Doc!!!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

I'd like to place my order for the Zoom5000 also please... who should I bounce.....err...I mean send the check to?

NJFINSFAN1
01-26-2006, 04:58 PM
Conga-Rats Doc!!!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

I'd like to place my order for the Zoom5000 also please... who should I bounce.....err...I mean send the check to?

That would not be a $300 check in the name of Fininthemoon would it?:rolleyes:

The Confessor
01-26-2006, 04:58 PM
Congrats Doc. Here is a tribute. I present the Zoom Chair, every doctor should have one. (See what that zoom 5000 is doing for me)

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/01/WheelChair2_jpg-1.jpg (http://ncrider.com/photogallery/Cool-Photos/images/WheelChair2_jpg.jpg)

DrAstroZoom
01-26-2006, 05:01 PM
Congrats Doc. Here is a tribute. I present the Zoom Chair, every doctor should have one. (See what that zoom 5000 is doing for me)

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/01/WheelChair2_jpg-1.jpg (http://ncrider.com/photogallery/Cool-Photos/images/WheelChair2_jpg.jpg)


Holy crap! That's a chick magnet!

NJFINSFAN1
01-26-2006, 05:03 PM
Holy crap! That's a chick magnet!

It looks like something made from an erector set!

WharfRat
01-26-2006, 05:04 PM
It looks like something made from an erector set!

interesting choice of words....

The Confessor
01-26-2006, 05:05 PM
Alright, lets keep this thread out of the ladies lounge... BTW: Sorry, but thats probably the "Hottest" pic I will ever post...

NJFINSFAN1
01-26-2006, 05:08 PM
interesting choice of words....

D-day has me all hot and bothered!:sidelol:

d-day
01-26-2006, 05:09 PM
D-day has me all hot and bothered!:sidelol:

:dday:

darkmistress
01-26-2006, 05:17 PM
Here's a little dance celebration in honour of your recent milestone!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

DrAstroZoom
01-26-2006, 05:27 PM
Here's a little dance celebration in honour of your recent milestone!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Now where have I seen THAT before? :hmmm:

d-day
01-26-2006, 05:30 PM
Now where have I seen THAT before? :hmmm:

:hmmm: a theater near you...? :dday:

PHINATIC13
01-26-2006, 05:30 PM
Here's a little dance celebration in honour of your recent milestone!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

That's hilarious!:sidelol: I think d-day,MW and the Mor should go on tour.:tongue:

HelenaBucket
01-26-2006, 05:33 PM
Congrats on 5K!! :cheer: :party: :cheer2:

byroan
01-26-2006, 05:45 PM
Congrats!

Awesome avatar btw. :chuckle:

DrAstroZoom
01-26-2006, 05:47 PM
Congrats!

Awesome avatar btw. :chuckle:


Not that you're biased. :wink:

inFINSible
01-26-2006, 06:03 PM
Here's a little dance celebration in honour of your recent milestone!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
:sidelol: :sidelol:

miamikid92
01-26-2006, 09:07 PM
congratulations dr astrozoom

RWhitney014
01-26-2006, 09:52 PM
Hey, congrats, Doc! One of the best posters on the whole site!

RWhitney014
01-26-2006, 09:53 PM
Here's a little dance celebration in honour of your recent milestone!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

:chuckle:

This is why we love DM.

FinaciousOne
01-26-2006, 11:35 PM
Congrats Doc,
Like all great inventors though, expect to be copied and imitated. I hope you are prepared to protect your work:

THEY'RE TRYING TO INFRINGE YOUR TRADEMARKS (http://www.musiciansnews.com/zo/zoom/)
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM (http://www.mazda.com.au/mazda3/)
More Zoom (http://www.zoom.com/about/index.html)
I Like this one, Is it yours? (http://www.flyzoom.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=pubDsp.dspCompany)





Here's a little dance celebration in honour of your recent milestone!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

DM, How did you ever get those penquins to agree to that?!

Jt0323
01-27-2006, 12:06 AM
congrats!

unifiedtheory
01-27-2006, 02:08 AM
Congrats Doc!:)

Emskirch
01-27-2006, 11:53 AM
Go Doc Go!