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Prime
01-28-2006, 10:30 PM
I have thought about a thread like this for a while now, but I just not decided to post this. I figured that it would be cool if we had like a coaching staff thing here at FH. So hurry up and grab your spot before another member does.

I will update the list as it goes. Put your position title under your name if you don't care.

Head Coach- Ace88

Special Assistant- Buddwalk

Assistant Head Coach/Offensive Coordinator- Jt0323
Quarterback Coach- backpacker
Runningback Coach- CalDolFan10x14
Tight End Coach- d-day
Offensive Line Coach- PHINATIC13
Wide Receivers Coach- Dubfire
Offensive Quality Control Coach- KingNate85

Defensive Coordinator- Rocky Raccoon
Defensive Line Coach- The Mor
Assistant Head Coach/Linebacker Coach- Fin Fan in Cali
Secondary Coach- Silverphin
Defensive Quality Control Coach- SuavePhin

Special Teams Coach- darkmistress

General Manager- FiN.in.RI

Water Boy- BlitPhinFan

SuavePhin
01-28-2006, 10:32 PM
no doubt D-day is tight end coach :dday:

Jt0323
01-28-2006, 10:32 PM
Offensive Coordinator

Prime
01-28-2006, 10:38 PM
As the coaching staff gets completed, then I will name one offense and one defense coach as my HC assistant.


I have a plan after we get all of this done and you should like it.

darkmistress
01-28-2006, 10:39 PM
I will be "special" teams coach

BlitPhinFan
01-28-2006, 10:42 PM
:wave: Can I get water-boy?

:blitphin:

d-day
01-28-2006, 10:43 PM
no doubt D-day is tight end coach :dday:

:dday:

CalDolFan1014
01-28-2006, 10:47 PM
Dibs on runningback coach! :wave: I get to work with the R&R Express! :woot: :beerbang:

Prime
01-28-2006, 10:48 PM
I'm also planning on adding a GM to this, but the GM has to be real good with working with the cap.

CalDolFan1014
01-28-2006, 10:49 PM
no doubt D-day is tight end coach :dday:

D-day's specialty as shown in the LL. :chuckle:

Dubfire
01-28-2006, 10:50 PM
no doubt D-day is tight end coach :dday:


Yeah and after I get done with them, they'll become WR's :chuckle:

and I'll be the WR coach:dday:

Silverphin
01-28-2006, 10:51 PM
I'll be secondary coach.

d-day
01-28-2006, 10:52 PM
Yeah and after I get done with them, they'll become WR's :chuckle:

and I'll be the WR coach:dday:

:chuckle:

...:dday:

CalDolFan1014
01-28-2006, 10:54 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/01/ricky_ronnie051014-1.jpg

Hit the hole boys! Run over the opposition's *****! :shout:

Fin Fan in Cali
01-28-2006, 10:54 PM
I will take linebackers.:wink:

Prime
01-28-2006, 10:56 PM
Dubfire and d-day, are you guys being serious or just joking around?


I do aquire for you to be some serious for this job when this starts, but you can still pull a string or two jokes. The coaching staff needs some humor like you two. :chuckle:

BlitPhinFan
01-28-2006, 10:57 PM
:tantrum:Where's my Water-Boy possition? :tantrum:

Come on... someone has to coach up the players to drink Killians over Aquafina. :hmph: Aquafina... now that's some weak arse crap!

d-day
01-28-2006, 10:58 PM
Dubfire and d-day, are you guys being serious or just joking around?


I do aquire for you to be some serious for this job when this starts, but you can still pull a string or two jokes. The coaching staff needs some humor like you two. :chuckle:

sure - i'm in bro :wink:

SuavePhin
01-28-2006, 10:58 PM
Yeah and after I get done with them, they'll become WR's :chuckle:

and I'll be the WR coach:dday:


*looks at self's avatar*

:eek: :escape: :hide:

Prime
01-28-2006, 10:59 PM
:tantrum:Where's my Water-Boy possition? :tantrum:

Come on... someone has to coach up the players to drink Killians over Aquafina. :hmph: Aquafina... now that's some weak arse crap!



There ya go. Now go and get me my damn water! :tantrum:

Fin Fan in Cali
01-28-2006, 11:00 PM
sure - i'm in bro :wink:I love that sig D-Day! Looks like the picyure was taken when you guys were still able to keep the eyes open.:sidelol: :wink:

Jt0323
01-28-2006, 11:00 PM
:tantrum:Where's my Water-Boy possition? :tantrum:

Come on... someone has to coach up the players to drink Killians over Aquafina. :hmph: Aquafina... now that's some weak arse crap!

i prefer Gatorade, yes that right i said it Gatorade is better than water. Now what are you going to do about it?:lol:

CalDolFan1014
01-28-2006, 11:00 PM
:tantrum:Where's my Water-Boy possition? :tantrum:

Come on... someone has to coach up the players to drink Killians over Aquafina. :hmph: Aquafina... now that's some weak arse crap!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/01/waterboy-1.jpg

M-m-mamma said! That's some hi' quality H20!

:lol:

SuavePhin
01-28-2006, 11:00 PM
*looks at self's avatar*

:eek: :escape: :hide:


and in light of this, i'll be the "Defensive quality coach"

Dubfire
01-28-2006, 11:01 PM
Dubfire and d-day, are you guys being serious or just joking around?


I do aquire for you to be some serious for this job when this starts, but you can still pull a string or two jokes. The coaching staff needs some humor like you two. :chuckle:


Um yeah Ace..sorry...im in..

In a couple days I'll have the TE's in the LL become great and I mean great WR's:rolleyes:

Prime
01-28-2006, 11:01 PM
You guys kill me. :sidelol: :sidelol:


Now if you don't care, put you title on the coaching staff under your name.

darkmistress
01-28-2006, 11:02 PM
excellent!! now it's time to put the "special" back in teams :evilmod:

BlitPhinFan
01-28-2006, 11:03 PM
There ya go. Now go and get me my damn water! :tantrum:

Mutiple
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
on their way! :cooldude:

d-day
01-28-2006, 11:04 PM
Um yeah Ace..sorry...im in..

In a couple days I'll have the TE's in the LL become great and I mean great WR's:rolleyes:

speaking of which dubs - did you see my rita g thread... :dday:

Dubfire
01-28-2006, 11:05 PM
speaking of which dubs - did you see my rita g thread... :dday:

brb

:escape:

Fin Fan in Cali
01-28-2006, 11:05 PM
excellent!! now it's time to put the "special" back in teams :evilmod:DM is bringing the fire from down under!:wink:

CalDolFan1014
01-28-2006, 11:06 PM
You guys kill me. :sidelol: :sidelol:


Now if you don't care, put you title on the coaching staff under your name.

Done! :woot:

BlitPhinFan
01-28-2006, 11:07 PM
i prefer Gatorade, yes that right i said it Gatorade is better than water. Now what are you going to do about it?:lol:

Gatorade?!? Gatorade?!? :refuse:

This is the only energy drink you will be having while I am the water-boy:
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Gatorade... :barf:

Prime
01-28-2006, 11:07 PM
Mutiple
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
on their way! :cooldude:


I see what you are trying to do. You are trying to get me drunk enough to where you make me think that I'm a girl and go all Dennis Rodman with wearing hooker cloths in public. Well it won't work this time. :refuse:

Dubfire
01-28-2006, 11:08 PM
re: rita g


:eek:

:hump:

wow d-day..can i be ur friend?

BlitPhinFan
01-28-2006, 11:09 PM
I see what you are trying to do. You are trying to get me drunk enough to where you make me think that I'm a girl and go all Dennis Rodman with wearing hooker cloths in public. Well it won't work this time. :refuse:

:foundout:

d-day
01-28-2006, 11:10 PM
re: rita g


:eek:

:hump:

wow d-day..can i be ur friend?


we're both offensive coaches right...? :dday:

PHINATIC13
01-28-2006, 11:11 PM
Hey Ace I'll be an Asst. to Bilt(Waterboy) he can't possibly carry all those water bottles himself:D. PHINATIC13 asst.Waterboy.I can dream can't I?:tongue:

Dubfire
01-28-2006, 11:12 PM
we're both offensive coaches right...? :dday:

yea my job is turning the TE's in the LL into WR's..:dday:

tough, tough job

darkmistress
01-28-2006, 11:13 PM
yea my job is turning the TE's in the LL into WR's..:dday:

tough, tough job

careful you don't run into any defensive ends you might have some trouble :chuckle:

Dubfire
01-28-2006, 11:14 PM
careful you don't run into any defensive ends you might have some trouble :chuckle:

:sidelol:

Prime
01-28-2006, 11:16 PM
Come on guys!


It's funny and all, but try not to flood this thread with the jokes.

Jt0323
01-28-2006, 11:16 PM
careful you don't run into any defensive ends you might have some trouble :chuckle:
:sidelol: haha wow that was great:sidelol:

darkmistress
01-28-2006, 11:18 PM
Come on guys!


It's funny and all, but try not to flood this thread with the jokes.

sorry :chuckle:

so what are we doing?

BlitPhinFan
01-28-2006, 11:19 PM
Hey Ace I'll be an Asst. to Bilt(Waterboy) he can't possibly carry all those water bottles himself:D. PHINATIC13 asst.Waterboy.I can dream can't I?:tongue:

Right! That leaves you relegated to distributing the pee water they call Bud Light then! :chair: Now get to work! Oh lord... I have just been violated. My local radio station just aired "keep'em seperated" - offspring.

Hmm.. then again... I'm kinda feelin' it... or not.:mad:

Prime
01-28-2006, 11:22 PM
sorry :chuckle:

so what are we doing?


I am developing an idea, so I really don't have it completed yet. One thing for sure is that this is gonna be BIG for Finheaven. It's big enough where I will need a small forum like Survivor.

PHINATIC13
01-28-2006, 11:22 PM
Right! That leaves you relegated to distributing the pee water they call Bud Light then! :chair: Now get to work! Oh lord... I have just been violated. My local radio station just aired "keep'em seperated" - offspring.

Hmm.. then again... I'm kinda feelin' it... or not.:mad:


OK Boss man.........................:lol:

backpacker
01-28-2006, 11:23 PM
QB coach please. I want my boys to be blamed for everything.

CalDolFan1014
01-28-2006, 11:24 PM
careful you don't run into any defensive ends you might have some trouble :chuckle:

:spit: Best...line...ever!! :lol:

CalDolFan1014
01-28-2006, 11:26 PM
yea my job is turning the TE's in the LL into WR's..:dday:

tough, tough job

And I take care of the backsides and make sure to find a hole and penetrate the line!! The R&R Express! :dday:

:lol:

CalDolFan1014
01-28-2006, 11:27 PM
Ok......so what do we do again? :D

Prime
01-28-2006, 11:31 PM
Ok......so what do we do again? :D


Read my last post before this.

d-day
01-28-2006, 11:33 PM
mor here at the crib - he wants to be defensive line coach

darkmistress
01-28-2006, 11:34 PM
I am developing an idea, so I really don't have it completed yet. One thing for sure is that this is gonna be BIG for Finheaven. It's big enough where I will need a small forum like Survivor.

ok well just remember I expect to be the highest paid coach in the league

Rocky Raccoon
01-28-2006, 11:38 PM
I'll take the defensive coordinator job

CalDolFan1014
01-28-2006, 11:44 PM
mor here at the crib - he wants to be defensive line coach

The Mor is not going to make Manny cry is he? :lol:

Dubfire
01-28-2006, 11:52 PM
And I take care of the backsides and make sure to find a hole and penetrate the line!! The R&R Express! :dday:

:lol:


My WR's like it deep. Once we open up the playbook some we can split the Seam all day and all night.:dday:

PHINATIC13
01-28-2006, 11:54 PM
I am developing an idea, so I really don't have it completed yet. One thing for sure is that this is gonna be BIG for Finheaven. It's big enough where I will need a small forum like Survivor.

C'mon Ace, no love for asst.waterboy:(

Dubfire
01-28-2006, 11:55 PM
Ok..enough messing around.

I'm going to go and watch the Gatti/Daamgard fight.:emjai:

CalDolFan1014
01-28-2006, 11:56 PM
Ok..enough messing around.

I'm going to go and watch the Gatti/Daamgard fight.:emjai:

Me too! :wave:

PassRush
01-29-2006, 12:01 AM
I call the cool equitment managers assistant whom everybody loves

Prime
01-29-2006, 12:05 AM
C'mon Ace, no love for asst.waterboy:(


:goof:


No love for being a assistant water boy, but we still have some spots left.

PHINATIC13
01-29-2006, 12:07 AM
:goof:


No love for being a assistant water boy, but we still have some spots left.

Defensive Quailty Control Coach :D

SuavePhin
01-29-2006, 12:10 AM
and in light of this, i'll be the "Defensive quality coach"


*ahem* sorry phinatic :tongue:

PHINATIC13
01-29-2006, 12:11 AM
*ahem* sorry phinatic :tongue:

My bad :wink:






OL coach ? :(

SuavePhin
01-29-2006, 12:13 AM
its all good, its easy to see how the requests get missed by all the smart alec respones in this thread :goof:

Prime
01-29-2006, 12:13 AM
My bad :wink:






OL coach ? :(


Make up your damn mind bro. :lol:


So is it gonna be OL or the other position you listed?

PHINATIC13
01-29-2006, 12:16 AM
Make up your damn mind bro. :lol:


So is it gonna be OL or the other position you listed?


:lol: sorry Ace Suavephin claimed D Q C

Prime
01-29-2006, 12:17 AM
:lol: sorry Ace Suavephin claimed D Q C


Oh. I didn't even see that post. That means I will put you as the OL coach then.

Prime
01-29-2006, 12:21 AM
You better hurry up boys and girls. There is only two spots left and they are Offensive Quality Control Coach and the General Manager. Now you have to be good with caculations and good with keeping up stuff if you want to be the GM.

K-train
01-29-2006, 12:25 AM
I'm GENERAL MANAGER!!!

Rocky Raccoon
01-29-2006, 12:31 AM
I'm GENERAL MANAGER!!!

:rolleyes:

are our names going to be the Lions?

K-train
01-29-2006, 12:35 AM
:rolleyes:

are our names going to be the Lions?

:wink:

Come on!!! Put me has the G.M. I won't hurt the salary cap.

Prime
01-29-2006, 12:40 AM
I'm GENERAL MANAGER!!!


Sorry bro, but want an older guy and a guy that has some experience in something like this. You can be the Offensive Quality Control Coach though.

K-train
01-29-2006, 12:54 AM
Sorry bro, but want an older guy and a guy that has some experience in something like this. You can be the Offensive Quality Control Coach though.

Says the man who's 17 and is the Head coach of the Dolphins:lol:.

Prime
01-29-2006, 12:57 AM
Says the man who's 17 and is the Head coach of the Dolphins:lol:.



I was the one who came up with the idea. :rolleyes:


And the GM is gonna be an important role to what I'm doing and I don't want an immature person to have that kind of role.

Dubfire
01-29-2006, 01:04 AM
Gatti won for those of you keeping score. The Danish foe was game but had no pop in his punches. Dude couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag. Gatti is done though. No way can he compete with the big guns at 147.

I love boxing. :emjai: We need a Boxing Forum on this board. :idea:

Rocky Raccoon
01-29-2006, 01:05 AM
I was the one who came up with the idea. :rolleyes:


And the GM is gonna be an important role to what I'm doing and I don't want an immature person to have that kind of role.

Although I agree with you, it may be hard to find someone who is willing to take that job.

K-train
01-29-2006, 01:15 AM
Although I agree with you, it may be hard to find someone who is willing to take that job.

Co-sign

K-Train:cooldude:

backpacker
01-29-2006, 01:53 AM
Good with calculations? The calculator was invented for a reason.

K-train
01-29-2006, 02:05 AM
Good with calculations? The calculator was invented for a reason.

I have one in my comp and my bookbag. I know how to balance a paycheck.

Prime
01-29-2006, 10:10 AM
Good with calculations? The calculator was invented for a reason.



Yeah, but I want a person who can manage out there money and things similar to that. You will understand how a GM will be so important later on.

CrunchTime
01-29-2006, 03:38 PM
I want the cheerleaders wardrobe adjuster job.

Rocky Raccoon
01-29-2006, 03:47 PM
I want the cheerleaders wardrobe adjuster job.

:chuckle:

NJFINSFAN1
01-29-2006, 04:23 PM
I'll be the owner! :rolleyes:

CalDolFan1014
01-29-2006, 04:26 PM
I'll be the owner! :rolleyes:

There's no owner, but you can be GM! :rolleyes:

:D

CalDolFan1014
01-29-2006, 04:26 PM
I want the cheerleaders wardrobe adjuster job.

So will you handle all the wardrobe malfunctions? :sidelol:

BlitPhinFan
01-29-2006, 04:29 PM
So will you handle all the wardrobe malfunctions? :sidelol:

:idea:

*runs off to get the cheerleaders some Killians and his digital camera* Water boy is on the job! Don't fix that malfuntion just yet, Nublar.

Prime
01-29-2006, 06:37 PM
Come on dude and dudetts. We just need two more people.

FIN-IN-RI
01-29-2006, 06:39 PM
I'll be the owner! :rolleyes:

yeah ok.. that'll work..

next thing you know, the team will sold to someone in Guam for a banana. :rolleyes: :tongue:

King Nate
01-29-2006, 06:42 PM
Alright, Ace. I'm bad at math so GM is out...so I'll be the OQCC, if you want?

Prime
01-29-2006, 06:47 PM
Alright, Ace. I'm bad at math so GM is out...so I'll be the OQCC, if you want?


Awesome. :up:


Now I just need someone who is good with sorting out things and also keeping up with alot of stuff.

FIN-IN-RI
01-29-2006, 06:52 PM
alright. i'll be the GM

but i want a "back-out" option in my contract :chuckle:

Buddwalk
01-29-2006, 06:54 PM
hook me up with something ace :wink:

Prime
01-29-2006, 06:56 PM
alright. i'll be the GM

but i want a "back-out" option in my contract :chuckle:


I give you some hookers instead. The job is yours my friend.

Dolfan984
01-29-2006, 07:09 PM
I would like to apply for the assistant to the assistant waterboy

Rocky Raccoon
01-29-2006, 07:24 PM
so what happens now Ace?

CalDolFan1014
01-29-2006, 07:25 PM
Ricky and Ronnie are all ready to run over everybody! :D

Prime
01-29-2006, 07:48 PM
so what happens now Ace?


I'm gonna name one coach on offense and one coach on defense an assistant HC. Both of them will help me develop the growing idea that I have and you should find out later tonight or sometime tomorow afternoon.

17-0
01-29-2006, 08:32 PM
What about the Strength and Conditioning coach. If you're going to have one of those, I'd like to apply. :lifter:

K-train
01-29-2006, 09:33 PM
alright. i'll be the GM

but i want a "back-out" option in my contract :chuckle:

:fire::fire::fire:

Time to start my own team.....

FinsNCanes
01-29-2006, 09:41 PM
I just wanna be the one guy who blows the air horn during practices.

darkmistress
01-29-2006, 09:50 PM
what about a fan who yells abusive language at the team and cries about how much he/she hates the team yet turns up to every game just to make an arse of themselves...? They could have the title Resident FREAK Fan... :chuckle:

Prime
01-29-2006, 10:12 PM
After thinking hard about this....I have decided which two guys I want to be my assitant and help me out with this whole thing. The offense assistant HC is............







Jt0323

The defense assistant HC is..........










Fin Fan in Cali

Prime
01-29-2006, 10:18 PM
I picked Jt because he has done Survivor, so he has some experience in doing something like this.

I picked FFIC because he has been a great friend you has helped me out alot and I really trust him.


The three of us will come together and get an idea to you tomorow.

BlitPhinFan
01-29-2006, 10:42 PM
I would like to apply for the assistant to the assistant waterboy

Right! That puts you in charge of the Natural Lite and Schlitz crew. It's a sad, sad day when we have to hand out natural lite and black labeled beer to our crew. I fear for the season. :shakeno:

Buddwalk
01-29-2006, 10:43 PM
Ace make me assistant general manager of clothe products

a.k.a. Towel Boy :wink:

PHINATIC13
01-29-2006, 10:45 PM
Right! That puts you in charge of the Natural Lite and Schlitz crew. It's a sad, sad day when we have to hand out natural lite and black labeled beer to our crew. I fear for the season. :shakeno:

Hey! c'mon it would give me someone to boss around :tongue:.

Rocky Raccoon
02-03-2006, 11:28 PM
bump for Ace :wink:

FIN-IN-RI
02-04-2006, 10:13 AM
im the GM yo

NJFINSFAN1
02-04-2006, 10:39 AM
im the GM yo

Not so fast , I got that about 4 pages ago! Your fired!:wink:

FIN-IN-RI
02-04-2006, 10:42 AM
Not so fast , I got that about 4 pages ago! Your fired!:wink:

dammit :tantrum:

FIN-IN-RI
02-04-2006, 10:46 AM
nooo wait a minute.. you wanted to be the owner but you can't becasue you'd sell the franchise to guam for a pair of skies..

Dubfire
02-04-2006, 10:48 AM
Woo hoo!!

Im WR coach!!:wink:

Rocky Raccoon
02-04-2006, 02:47 PM
nooo wait a minute.. you wanted to be the owner but you can't becasue you'd sell the franchise to guam for a pair of skies..

:sidelol:

CalDolFan1014
02-04-2006, 02:51 PM
Not so fast , I got that about 4 pages ago! Your fired!:wink:

On the list it says RI is the GM. :confused:

K-train
02-04-2006, 03:11 PM
can I be assistant general manager. It would be the first in pro sports you know:wink:

ASCII
02-05-2006, 01:40 AM
can i be the commissioner?

Dolfan984
02-05-2006, 03:44 AM
I thought I was the 3rd string water boy?

CalDolFan1014
02-06-2006, 09:33 PM
So what's the word on the coaching staff? Did we get fired or something? :lol:

FinsNCanes
02-06-2006, 09:38 PM
So..what's this all about again?

Fin Fan in Cali
02-06-2006, 09:45 PM
this was Zach's ( Ace88's) idea. He is being there for his mother since his grandmother has recently passed away. I am sure he will get this going in time.:wink:

CalDolFan1014
02-06-2006, 09:55 PM
this was Zach's ( Ace88's) idea. He is being there for his mother since his grandmother has recently passed away. I am sure he will get this going in time.:wink:

Awesome! :up: