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PHANTASTIC 13
01-30-2006, 08:23 PM
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when
it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end,
puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mable: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to
the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously
embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of
age), but very delicately s what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.

Rocky Raccoon
01-30-2006, 08:24 PM
:sidelol:

K-train
01-30-2006, 08:25 PM
lol @ the Camel.

backpacker
01-30-2006, 08:29 PM
^ Please, "cigarette" was much funnier.

BlitPhinFan
01-30-2006, 08:29 PM
:spit:

Jt0323
01-30-2006, 08:33 PM
ehh... idk if its just me but i did not find it that funny

Buddwalk
01-30-2006, 08:44 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

SuavePhin
01-30-2006, 09:00 PM
:lol: :lol:

FinFan72
01-30-2006, 09:39 PM
ehh... idk if its just me but i did not find it that funny
It's just you :lol:


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