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calphin
02-02-2006, 10:54 PM
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a
> female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup
> truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder
> to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the
> driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and
> gave the woman the finger.
>
> "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I
> ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner
> whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and
> here's why:
> I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
> That's 96 miles each day.
> Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
> Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
> There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
> That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
>
>
> Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not
> bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another
> 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like
> 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
>
> Statistically, females drive half of these.
> That's 18,000 women drivers!
> In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
> That's 642.
> According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love
> life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
> According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of
> all females have seriously considered suicide or
> homicide. That's 98.
> And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's
> 33.
> According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all
> females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
> That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at
> least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks
> men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered
> suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
>
> Give her the finger? I don't think so
>

Fin Fan in Cali
02-02-2006, 10:59 PM
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a
> female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup
> truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder
> to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the
> driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and
> gave the woman the finger.
>
> "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I
> ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner
> whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and
> here's why:
> I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
> That's 96 miles each day.
> Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
> Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
> There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
> That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
>
>
> Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not
> bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another
> 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like
> 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
>
> Statistically, females drive half of these.
> That's 18,000 women drivers!
> In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
> That's 642.
> According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love
> life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
> According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of
> all females have seriously considered suicide or
> homicide. That's 98.
> And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's
> 33.
> According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all
> females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
> That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at
> least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks
> men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered
> suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
>
> Give her the finger? I don't think so
>:sidelol: :wink: Good stuff Brother.

Rocky Raccoon
02-02-2006, 11:04 PM
:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:

greatest thread ever!

TotoreMexico
02-02-2006, 11:37 PM
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a
> female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup
> truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder
> to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the
> driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and
> gave the woman the finger.
>
> "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I
> ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner
> whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and
> here's why:
> I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
> That's 96 miles each day.
> Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
> Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
> There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
> That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
>
>
> Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not
> bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another
> 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like
> 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
>
> Statistically, females drive half of these.
> That's 18,000 women drivers!
> In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
> That's 642.
> According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love
> life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
> According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of
> all females have seriously considered suicide or
> homicide. That's 98.
> And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's
> 33.
> According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all
> females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
> That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at
> least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks
> men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered
> suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
>
> Give her the finger? I don't think so
>

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UltraDol-Fan
02-03-2006, 10:21 AM
so true, so true

TheAnswer385
02-03-2006, 10:43 AM
haha Geez