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The Confessor
02-10-2006, 03:25 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,184455,00.html

There are sooooo many things wrong with this. Lets start with:

Doctors said they delivered Baby Timothy by Cesarean section (javascript:siteSearch('Cesarean section');) eight weeks before due date in order to protect the mother's fragile health — her tiny, distorted body left little room for a fetus to grow.

Uhh, maybe you shouldnt be getting pregnant.

Which leads to number 2: How does a lady 3' tall 37 lbs in a wheelchair with some disease directly out of "The outer limits" get pregnant in the first place.

And last but certainly not least 3:

Judging from her son's long fingers and toes, Vasquez said, "I think he's going to be a tall boy."

Well lets see. She is 3 FREAKIN feet tall. Look at your desk, chances are the top of her ears are just about there (Except that she lives her life in a wheelchair). Freakin Tattoo from Fantasy Island is a giant next to her. Why would she want to bring a child into the world if it even had a chance of having the obviously cruel disease she has....:fire:

dreday
02-10-2006, 03:33 PM
On top of that 2 miscarriages.Thats some crazy stuff.Desperate to have a baby at best.

UltraDol-Fan
02-10-2006, 03:41 PM
They said Timothy did not inherit his mother's genetic condition

Thank God for this at least.

miamikid92
02-10-2006, 04:25 PM
when i read the 37 lb part i was grossed out until i saw shes only 3 feet tall lol

The Confessor
02-10-2006, 04:28 PM
when i read the 37 lb part i was grossed out until i saw shes only 3 feet tall lol

Does that suddenly make her hot?:D J/K

UltraDol-Fan
02-10-2006, 04:35 PM
Does that suddenly make her hot?:D J/K

:lol:

miamikid92
02-10-2006, 05:05 PM
Does that suddenly make her hot?:D J/K

:lol:

Buddwalk
02-10-2006, 05:08 PM
Does that suddenly make her hot?:D J/K


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mindwarp
02-10-2006, 05:09 PM
Does that suddenly make her hot?:D J/K


i thought the same thing.. :lol:

Mindwarp
02-10-2006, 05:09 PM
the happy couple and their baby
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/02/2_21_021006_womanbaby-1.jpg

The Confessor
02-10-2006, 05:17 PM
Ahhhh cmon warp. You took all the air out of my balloon with that pic. Now they look like a normal (well, not exactly) family. In all fairness, always glad when a new life comes into the world....

Mindwarp
02-10-2006, 05:18 PM
Ahhhh cmon warp. You took all the air out of my balloon with that pic.



I live to please :chuckle:

mor911
02-10-2006, 05:23 PM
I'd hit it

UltraDol-Fan
02-10-2006, 05:25 PM
I'd hit it

with my car :shakeno:

The Confessor
02-10-2006, 05:25 PM
I'd hit it:sidelol: I at least hope you would let her set the baby down first....

Oh gawd. Who let "The MOR" in here....

Buddwalk
02-10-2006, 05:27 PM
with my car :shakeno:

Im probobly the only one who agrees with that and think thats true :lol:

bg34
02-10-2006, 05:27 PM
I'd hit it

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: ...LMFAO!!

dreday
02-10-2006, 05:37 PM
I'd hit it
Me too after seeing that pic.Hey Id even bargain with you to see who goes first:D

dolphan117
02-10-2006, 05:43 PM
"Vasquez gained 20 pounds during pregnancy and delivered the 3 pound, 7 ounce baby on Jan. 24 at Stanford University's Lucile Packard Children's Hospital (javascript:siteSearch('Lucile Packard Children's Hospital');)."
Does this mean she weighed 17 pounds befor she got pregnant?

UltraDol-Fan
02-10-2006, 05:53 PM
Im probobly the only one who agrees with that and think thats true :lol:

at least I'm not alone :D

PassRush
02-10-2006, 06:57 PM
Three feet... 37lbs... imagine...

spydertl79
02-10-2006, 07:24 PM
with my car :shakeno:
LOL WOW, I have a sick sense of humor for laughing at that, but I laughed.

Dolphin1184
02-10-2006, 07:51 PM
with my car :shakeno:

:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:
I will certainly use this joke sometime.

Flame
02-11-2006, 07:44 AM
with my car :shakeno:

:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:
That is some funny stuff.