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NJFINSFAN1
03-09-2006, 05:39 PM
Subject: Pharmacology News


In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is
amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen. (We won't even go into the third name, the chemical name, as in aspirin is acetylsalicylic acid.)

The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has been looking for a generic name for Pfizer's "Viagra", (sildenafil citrate, 25mg or 50mg or 100mg). After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadud, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, dixafix, and ibepokin.

Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just good old-fashioned "stiff drinks." Pepsi
will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."

:sidelol:

cnc66
03-09-2006, 05:42 PM
hahahahaha goodn

WharfRat
03-09-2006, 05:54 PM
Good One...

I think I'll PM you 6 or 7 times to make sure you know how much I liked it... :wink:

NJFINSFAN1
03-09-2006, 05:56 PM
Good One...

I think I'll PM you 6 or 7 times to make sure you know how much I liked it... :wink:

:tantrum: :wink:

CalDolFan1014
03-09-2006, 05:59 PM
Good One...

I think I'll PM you 6 or 7 times to make sure you know how much I liked it... :wink:

:sidelol: x 6

GRAPEAPE
03-09-2006, 06:18 PM
Dirty old men:D

NJFINSFAN1
03-09-2006, 06:20 PM
Dirty old men:D

That's it, I'm PMing Wharf 6x's to tell him what you said about him!:rolleyes:

GRAPEAPE
03-09-2006, 06:21 PM
That's it, I'm PMing Wharf 6x's to tell him what you said about him!:rolleyes:Call me crazy but your the same age aren't you??

NJFINSFAN1
03-09-2006, 06:22 PM
Call me crazy but your the same age aren't you??

But I'm much younger in theory!:rolleyes:

GRAPEAPE
03-09-2006, 06:23 PM
But I'm much younger in theory!:rolleyes:oh ok:rolleyes:

mor911
03-09-2006, 06:25 PM
You're all old farts!
:sidelol:

NJFINSFAN1
03-09-2006, 06:25 PM
oh ok:rolleyes:

Its about time you saw things my way!:wink:

WharfRat
03-09-2006, 07:06 PM
But I'm much younger in theory!:rolleyes:

But in reality, you're a few months older..... right? :tongue:

WharfRat
03-09-2006, 07:07 PM
You're all old farts!
:sidelol:


You will be too ....one day. :cooldude:

mor911
03-09-2006, 08:00 PM
You will be too ....one day. :cooldude:
NEVER! :lol:

TJamesW_phinfan
03-09-2006, 08:28 PM
:spit::roflmao:

Dubfire
03-09-2006, 08:44 PM
Subject: Pharmacology News


In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is
amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen. (We won't even go into the third name, the chemical name, as in aspirin is acetylsalicylic acid.)

The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has been looking for a generic name for Pfizer's "Viagra", (sildenafil citrate, 25mg or 50mg or 100mg). After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadud, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, dixafix, and ibepokin.

Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just good old-fashioned "stiff drinks." Pepsi
will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."

:sidelol:


:sidelol:

FinaciousOne
03-09-2006, 09:56 PM
Subject: Pharmacology News


In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is
amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen. (We won't even go into the third name, the chemical name, as in aspirin is acetylsalicylic acid.)

The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has been looking for a generic name for Pfizer's "Viagra", (sildenafil citrate, 25mg or 50mg or 100mg). After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadud, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, dixafix, and ibepokin.

Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just good old-fashioned "stiff drinks." Pepsi
will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."

:sidelol:


I'd have to classify it as a "Hard Licker".

NJFINSFAN1
03-10-2006, 02:08 PM
But in reality, you're a few months older..... right? :tongue:

Me, nahhh, I stopped getting old at 24!:wink:

WharfRat
03-10-2006, 02:38 PM
Me, nahhh, I stopped getting old at 24!:wink:

:lol:

Don't ya wish?
Imagine being 24 again...knowing what we know now.
I, for one, would be extremely dangerous :cooldude:

NJFINSFAN1
03-10-2006, 02:40 PM
:lol:

Don't ya wish?
Imagine being 24 again...knowing what we know now.
I, for one, would be extremely dangerous :cooldude:


:sidelol: OH THE FUN WE WOULD HAVE!!!!!!

I'm living it in college right now!! I'm having a blast, just don't get to party with the ladies (My wife would kick my @$$!!)

WharfRat
03-10-2006, 02:45 PM
just don't get to party with the ladies (My wife would kick my @$$!!)

I hear ya Bro... HelenaBucket may only stand 5 foot nothing, and weigh about 150lbs less than me... but I'd run like a little girl if she ever started swinging.... :lol:

NJFINSFAN1
03-10-2006, 02:50 PM
I hear ya Bro... HelenaBucket may only stand 5 foot nothing, and weigh about 150lbs less than me... but I'd run like a little girl if she ever started swinging.... :lol:

:sidelol: All my friends are scared of my wife!!

so am I!!!


Must be a Nurse thing!:wink:

GRAPEAPE
03-10-2006, 03:07 PM
:sidelol: All my friends are scared of my wife!!

so am I!!!


Must be a Nurse thing!:wink:Nope a Hospital thing. The Chosen one is 6' tall, pregnant and mean.(human resources director at hospital) She has 2 older brothers that she got to kick the crap out of growing up. I am scared of her.:(

NJFINSFAN1
03-10-2006, 03:13 PM
Nope a Hospital thing. The Chosen one is 6' tall, pregnant and mean.(human resources director at hospital) She has 2 older brothers that she got to kick the crap out of growing up. I am scared of her.:(

My wife has three older brothers:eek:

GRAPEAPE
03-10-2006, 03:14 PM
My wife has three older brothers:eek:Her 2 are both whiny sissies, she's the tough one.