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Pagan
03-10-2006, 11:14 AM
Don't know if this one was ever posted....

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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.

He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter took the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?"

The father replied "From the smell of his fingers, our son in law."

WharfRat
03-10-2006, 11:15 AM
:spit:

bg34
03-10-2006, 11:39 AM
Lmao!!

Mindwarp
03-10-2006, 11:42 AM
:sidelol:

Ohio Fanatic
03-10-2006, 11:51 AM
oh, that was a good one.

PassRush
03-10-2006, 06:48 PM
hahahaha

gator_sensation
03-11-2006, 09:56 PM
Nice joke

darkmistress
03-11-2006, 10:07 PM
that's gross

TheAnswer385
03-11-2006, 10:10 PM
that's grossi agree kinda gross....but funny

SuavePhin
03-11-2006, 10:10 PM
:rofl:

lazareth
03-11-2006, 10:19 PM
:spit: :yeahthat:

calphin
03-11-2006, 10:25 PM
Thats too funny.

PHINATIC13
03-11-2006, 10:52 PM
:chuckle:

HysterikiLL
03-11-2006, 10:57 PM
:rofl: yuck!

Perfect23
03-11-2006, 11:00 PM
:lol: Hah.:lol:

Dolphin1184
03-11-2006, 11:53 PM
:sidelol: