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bullseyeguy
03-10-2006, 04:17 PM
Id like to start out by thanking Dr. Percy Spencer for his invention of the microwave oven! Without you my life would be so much more difficult.

Jt0323
03-10-2006, 04:18 PM
Computer, without it their would be no FinHeaven

mor911
03-10-2006, 04:20 PM
The ladies of this world would like to thank The Mor. He invented the famous "The Look" that gives women everywhere something to dream about.

:mor911:

UltraDol-Fan
03-10-2006, 04:30 PM
I'd like to thank whoever REALLY invented the internet

Philter25
03-10-2006, 04:51 PM
Whoever invented Birth Control has saved Philter billions and billions in child support over the past decade. :yes:

Buddwalk
03-10-2006, 04:55 PM
Computer, without it their would be no FinHeaven


:yes:

And the condom is an amazing invention too :cooldude:

GRAPEAPE
03-10-2006, 04:55 PM
I would like to thank whoever invented the following
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Thankyou whoever you are!!!

Noodle Arm
03-10-2006, 04:59 PM
First I'd like to thank Conan O' Brien for giving us the Walker Texas Ranger Lever. Not only did it entertain us with clips from the classic show but it also helped start the whole recent Chuck Norris craze. Heck the legend himself even got the chance to pull the lever...
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I'd also like to thanks the National Band & Tag Co.for inventing The Chicken Sunglasses
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This was invented to help stop cannibalism between chickens...seriously.

Celtkin
03-10-2006, 05:04 PM
The most important invention in the past 100 years was Pennicillin.

wazzy
03-10-2006, 05:18 PM
The most important invention in the past 100 years was Pennicillin.



Amen to that I have had 2 infections this week(sinus and eye) and I am on Pondecillin(A type of penecillin) that cures infections!

It has been 2 days of taking this and i feel a hell of a lot better then I did 2 days ago!:tongue:

bullseyeguy
03-10-2006, 05:22 PM
Ken Kutaragi, the head of Sony Computer Entertainment and inventor of both PlayStation systems.. Thanks for this:

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d-day
03-10-2006, 06:58 PM
First I'd like to thank Conan O' Brien for giving us the Walker Texas Ranger Lever. Not only did it entertain us with clips from the classic show but it also helped start the whole recent Chuck Norris craze. Heck the legend himself even got the chance to pull the lever...
http://i.pbase.com/v3/15/56615/1/46537996.walker.jpg




:chuckle: i agree - i watch conan religously and the show itself is worth it, but the Walker Texas Ranger Lever was a gift from god himself

ILPhinFan88
03-10-2006, 07:03 PM
The THONG

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HysterikiLL
03-10-2006, 07:26 PM
Thank god for extra extra extra extra large condoms. Where would I be with out them?

Don't answer that.

Agent51
03-10-2006, 10:43 PM
The THONG

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I'm sorry but thongs are COMPLETELY overrated, boyshorts are GOD, I only wih they were named differently :lol: , "boyshorts" sounds a little suspect


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/03/backlacetangalJPG-1.jpg
^^KILLS thongs^^

King Felix
03-10-2006, 10:45 PM
the first man to eat a shroom outta horse ****

Agent51
03-10-2006, 10:58 PM
the first man to eat a shroom outta horse ****

:sidelol: , good one, I give whoever that was props too, those things are AWESOME :wink:

HysterikiLL
03-10-2006, 11:02 PM
I'm sorry but thongs are COMPLETELY overrated, boyshorts are GOD, I only wih they were named differently :lol: , "boyshorts" sounds a little suspect



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^^KILLS thongs^^




Dude, why the hell do you call them boyshorts. I don't call them boyshorts, my grandma designs lingerie and doesn't call them boyshorts (don't ask), and I can't seriously not feel like a brokeback bountain afficionadio whilst calling them the former. :barf: :lol:

Agent51
03-10-2006, 11:19 PM
Dude, why the hell do you call them boyshorts. I don't call them boyshorts, my grandma designs lingerie and doesn't call them boyshorts (don't ask), and I can't seriously not feel like a brokeback bountain afficionadio whilst calling them the former. :barf: :lol:

I call them that because that is what 99% of the girls I know call them, and what they are listed under on lingerie websites and what the staff at Victoria's Secret call them. I don't like it one bit, trust me, it sounds so dirty, and NOT in the good way, lol, but IDK what else to call them :confused:

HysterikiLL
03-10-2006, 11:26 PM
I call them that because that is what 99% of the girls I know call them, and what they are listed under on lingerie websites and what the staff at Victoria's Secret call them. I don't like it one bit, trust me, it sounds so dirty, and NOT in the good way, lol, but IDK what else to call them :confused:

Who even came up with the name 'boyshorts' anyway. I bet it was a lesbian or a nun. That's just morally wrong.

Agent51
03-10-2006, 11:29 PM
Who even came up with the name 'boyshorts' anyway. I bet it was a lesbian or a nun. That's just morally wrong.

yea man, IDK, but it's a HORRID name. There is nothing worse than having people talk about girls and what outfits are hot on them and then having to say "oh man, BOYSHORTS are so freakin hot" :sidelol: , if the person has no clue what you are talking about it can be pretty funny. We should rename them. IDK to what tough.

cnc66
03-10-2006, 11:31 PM
Dude, why the hell do you call them boyshorts. I don't call them boyshorts, my grandma designs lingerie and doesn't call them boyshorts (don't ask), and I can't seriously not feel like a brokeback bountain afficionadio whilst calling them the former. :barf: :lol:

so what DO you call them...

Blitz
03-11-2006, 03:42 AM
I'd like to thank Al Gore for inventing the Internet...

bullseyeguy
03-11-2006, 10:43 PM
They are called hipsters...

Perfect23
03-11-2006, 10:51 PM
Hugh Hefner for inventing the pb magazine.

NewEra8
03-11-2006, 10:54 PM
Whoever invented Birth Control has saved Philter billions and billions in child support over the past decade. :yes:

Touche.... we've got a winner...

King Nate
03-12-2006, 03:38 AM
I'd like to shake the hand of the person that invented pizza and the person that invented chicken nuggets...oh and barbecue sauce.