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calphin
03-11-2006, 02:21 PM
Subject: Lifesavers
>>
>>>>> A college professor was doing a study testing the
>>>>> senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
>>>>>
>>>>> He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time,
>>>>> and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
>>>>>
>>>>> The children began:
>>>>>
>>>>> "Red............cherry,"
>>>>>
>>>>> "Yellow.........lemon,"
>>>>>
>>>>> "Green..........lime,"
>>>>>
>>>>> "Orange........orange."
>>>>>
>>>>> Then the professor gave them all a HONEY flavored lifesaver.
>>>>>
>>>>> After eating them for a few moments none of the children could
>>>>> identify the taste.
>>>>>
>>>>> Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
>>>>> sometimes call your father."
>>>>>
>>>>> One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out
>>>>> and yelled, "Oh NO!!!! They're *******s!"

Jt0323
03-11-2006, 02:57 PM
Subject: Lifesavers
>>
>>>>> A college professor was doing a study testing the
>>>>> senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
>>>>>
>>>>> He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time,
>>>>> and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
>>>>>
>>>>> The children began:
>>>>>
>>>>> "Red............cherry,"
>>>>>
>>>>> "Yellow.........lemon,"
>>>>>
>>>>> "Green..........lime,"
>>>>>
>>>>> "Orange........orange."
>>>>>
>>>>> Then the professor gave them all a HONEY flavored lifesaver.
>>>>>
>>>>> After eating them for a few moments none of the children could
>>>>> identify the taste.
>>>>>
>>>>> Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
>>>>> sometimes call your father."
>>>>>
>>>>> One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out
>>>>> and yelled, "Oh NO!!!! They're *******s!"

the only reason i did not get it cause idk what *******s are

calphin
03-11-2006, 02:59 PM
the only reason i did not get it cause idk what *******s are






A-holes

Rocky Raccoon
03-11-2006, 02:59 PM
the only reason i did not get it cause idk what *******s are

I wont say the first 3 letters...but the last 4 are h-o-l-e

:chuckle:

Jt0323
03-11-2006, 03:01 PM
o ok, i thought it was something else