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03-14-2006, 01:45 AM
Please don't spam the Dolphins forum.

All we have to do is sign Chuck Norris cause then the other teams would be too scared to show up and we would win the season by default!

Jimmy James
03-14-2006, 01:47 AM
You just identified the problem -- Chuck Norris playing football destroys the game of football. Chuck Norris won't have this because watching football is his second favorite activity after giving somebody a roundhouse kick in the face.

03-14-2006, 02:27 AM
I want to appologize for "spamming" this forum I didn't realize that a little humor was not allowed. From now on I will make sure that my comments are dead serious.. as dead serious as a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris!