View Full Version : The Official Crazy Story Thread

03-14-2006, 11:38 AM
Everyone has an unbelievable story of something they did, or something that happened in life. This thread is to tell everyone about it. Try not to lie people. True stories only :D. The Mor will start....

Summer of 2001 -- The Mor is stationed in Roosevelt Roads Puerto Rico. We get called to fly over to do some kinda' classified cargo pickup in St. Thomas. Been there a million times, no biggie right?

We land in St. Thomas and we're greated by the Army National guard... Who is armed to the teeth. The Lt is talking to their Lt and comes back to brief us. We are ordered to fly 3100 lbs of cocaine from a huge bust off the coast of St. Thomas to the narcotics incinerator in Arecibo.

3100 lbs... Holy ****.

We load the helicopter up box after box with more cocaine than I knew existed. 3 DEA agents had to acompany the goods to the Arecibo location... Hell, we're in the military and they didn't trust us.

It was hilarious because the agents weren't on headsets, so they can't here us talking to the pilots. The entire flight there my Lt is asking (jokingly of course), "Hey Mor... You take out the big one and Konshak will off the other two... Then we book and fly staight to Venezuela." The Mor was just thinking how many millions of dollars this stuff was worth on the streets.

We dropped off the dope very eventless and the cocaine went bye bye forever.

I blew my chance at being a drug lord millionaire. Oh well.

03-14-2006, 12:47 PM
i'm hoping we'll have a new crazy story this friday night... :dday:

03-14-2006, 12:52 PM
Ive got one.I'll take you back to 1985 when I was about 14-15 living In Munich Germany.I'm not sure what we were thinking that night and I'm thinking my friend had done this before.His idea was to take some eggs and
pound the side of this mobile trailer.Not just any trailer.This was a known prostitution trailer known as Autobahn Annies.German prostitutes doing business on the side of the autobahn(highway).Believe it or not it was right across the street from our housing area known as Perlacher Forest.

So we got a pot filled it up with eggs and proceeded with our mission.By now its dark outside and w'ere walking and I was In a pretty mischeivous mood.My friend Bobby was In and out of trouble alot but our families knew each other and were great friends,so I didnt care If I got In any trouble this time.We get there and Bobby says "Lets go around to the back and wait until they get a customer".I say "ok lets do this".Behind the trailer you can see guys park their cars and see them coming towards the trailer.Sure enough here comes a set of legs walking towards us.On the back of the trailer theres a ledge so that we could climb up and see what was going on in the trailer.So Bobby says,"wait".So we wait 3 minutes and climb up to see what was going on.If we had a camera we could have filmed some amateur porn.So we watched for a few minutes and my friend was says "ok thats enough lets get the eggs".

We step off the ledge and w'ere back off In the woods behind the trailer a lil bit and start throwing the eggs just plastering the trailer.We emptied and I was ready to leave but before we had another thought, I hear this loud screaming in a womans voice.So Bobby says 'duck".W'ere In the woods not too far back from the trailer and this crazy lady comes out with a shotgun and starts firing.You talkin' about scared!!It didnt end there.They had a motion light and somebody was looking for us in the wood while we were laying down.Im thinking w'ere dead.The light flashed right over my shoulder and I hear footsteps coming towards us.Bobby whispers,"just stay quiet".I whisper back "ok".To make a shorter story the footsteps stopped and went back the other way.I was relieved.End of story right?No.

Its dark and w'ere walking back towards our house,talking and laughing about what we did at the same time out of breath from running,and I hear this heavy breathing behing us.A man running at us.OMG you talking about scared!!It all happened in a split second and Bobby yells "go that way",pointing In the other direction he was going.Never ran so fast in my life!!

I guess this must have confused our "guy" coming towards us and he gave up.Funny how "the guy" just seemed to disappear after I stopped running.I turn around and he was nowhere to be seen.I get home and Bobby is waiting for me at my door.He asks me,"have fun"?We just laughed.It was funny......later.:rolleyes:

03-14-2006, 12:59 PM
i'm hoping we'll have a new crazy story this friday night... :dday:
gigity giggity :wink:

03-14-2006, 04:29 PM
It's not my own crazy story, but I thought you'd all appreciate it.

A woman thought she was in heaven when beer instead of water flowed from the taps in her apartment in west Norway.
"I turned on the tap to clean some knives and forks and beer came out," Haldis Gundersen told Reuters from her home in Kristiansund, west Norway. "We thought we were in heaven."
Beer in Norway is among the most expensive in the world with a 0.4 liter (0.7 pint) costing about 50 crowns ($7.48) in a bar.
Gundersen said she tried the beer but that it tasted a bit odd and was not fizzy.
It turned out that a worker in a bar two floors below had mixed up the pipes on Saturday evening, wrongly connecting a new barrel to a water pipe leading to Gundersen's flat. The bar got water in its beer taps.
"If it happens again I'm going to order Baileys (coffee liqueur)," she said.

03-14-2006, 09:06 PM
i'm hoping we'll have a new crazy story this friday night... :dday:

Aren't you going to Atlanta? Any news on the tickets with Dwyers?

03-15-2006, 04:24 PM
This happend just Saturday night and I have been so busy the last few days I have not had a chance to post it, looking back I dont know what the hell I was thinking.

I was walking out of Best Buy, about 8:30 on Saturday night with a new DVD and a few CDs. I am walking out to the Mirth-Mobile and I put the stuff in the trunk. I am going to get into my car when I look over a few parking spaces in front of me, there are three kids(high school I guess) beating the crap out of an older guy; one of the kids has him pinned down and is hitting him, the other two are going through his pockets. I try to draw attention to the situation and yell out "hey" as loud as I can. My thought was that once a sceen was made they would take off running; I was wrong. One of the kids jumped up and cracked me right across the jaw. I forget exactly how it all transpired but I landed a few good punches and he went down. The other two took off running after that as a few people saw what happend and broke out the cell phones. This is the part where I blacked out for a few seconds. I swear to god, I had to have witnesses tell me exactly what happend. Anyway, when the two other kids took off running, I went after them. I chased them across the parking lot before I finaly caught one of them, I draged him down on the sidewalk and wrestled with him for about a minute before I cop happend to be driving by. The cop seperated us and put us both in hand cuffs. The kid tried to resist and ended up getting maced. Witnesses support my story and two out of the three are caught.

I guess that makes me the hero, right? Wrong, the cops that responded, along with my parents and even the guy that was getting mugged, said it was one of the dumbest things somebody could have done in that situation

03-15-2006, 08:46 PM
That the craziest story you got there, buddy?

03-15-2006, 08:53 PM
see if anyone can top cleons day...

For gym today we walked to mcdonalds for food...I got to walk with my gf and we snuck off to her house...her parents werent home so it was great and she gave me a quick bj. We met back up with the class as they were walking back and apparently the teachers didnt expect a thing. Good Day Indeed :wink:


King Felix
03-15-2006, 11:44 PM
3100 lbs...............daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

03-15-2006, 11:59 PM
Mor's story reminds me of an incident back in 1986.....I spent the Summer of 1986 visiting my brother at Howard AFB in Panama. I had the best summer of my life. When I flew back to the States, an AP reporter gave me a package in the airport and said it was film of General Noriega and he offered me $20 to deliver the package to a guy who would be waiting for me at the airport in Miami. I got off the plane in Miami and couldn't find the guy. So I went outside the airport and gave the package and the $20 to a cabbie and said deliver this to some place on Flagler Avenue, and then took my connecting flight back to Colorado. I never gave it much thought that the package could have been loaded with drugs. I could have gone to jail. :lol: :boohoo:

03-16-2006, 12:10 AM
I was walking in a park once and I saw a shoe. I'm not sure as to the exact origin of the shoe, or the whereabouts of the foot that had previously worn the shoe, but one could make the assumption that the shoe had been misplaced.


King Felix
03-16-2006, 12:14 AM
I was walking in a park once and I saw a shoe. I'm not sure as to the exact origin of the shoe, or the whereabouts of the foot that had previously worn the shoe, but one could make the assumption that the shoe had been misplaced.