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PHANTASTIC 13
03-22-2006, 11:49 PM
>> Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.
>> After a while, one guy looks at the other and says,
>> "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that
>> you're from Ireland"
>>
>> The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"
>> The first guy says, "So am I! and where about in
>> Ireland might you be from?"
>>
>> The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
>> The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so
>> am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"
>>
>> The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was.
>> I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."
>>
>> The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I! So did I!
>> And to what school would you have
>> been going?"
>>
>> The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."
>>
>> The first guy gets really excited and says,
>> "And so did I. Tell me, in what year did you graduate?"
>>
>> The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see, I graduated in 1964."
>>
>> The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon
>> us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar
>> tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my
own
>> self."
>>
>>
>> About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a
beer.
>>
>> Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head &
mutters,
>> "It's going to be a long night tonight."
>>
>> Vicky asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?"
>>
>> "The Murphy twins are drunk again."