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Kamikaze
03-04-2003, 12:34 AM
As some of you know there are some rather ambiguous pictures on www.ready.gov, so I think it is our patriotic duty as Americans to assign some kind of meaning to them.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
In case of an attack by radioactive red circles, shield yourself behind a flimsy door and hope your soon-to-be mutated friends don't come for your BRAINS...

Meh, I suck at this, but maybe you guys can come up with some good ones. :) You don't have to use the picture I posted, just go over to ready.gov and find one you like. :)

Sabre Ally
03-04-2003, 12:38 AM
That icon is missing the required duct tape.

Kamikaze
03-04-2003, 12:41 AM
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When you see Osama bin Laden, assume the position, and then whine like a baby when he's finished taking your anal virginity.

Kamikaze
03-04-2003, 12:43 AM
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Once the terrorists have unleashed holy hell, tune into Rush Limbaugh for instructions on blaming the attack on liberal commie pinkos.

Kamikaze
03-04-2003, 12:31 PM
Come on? Don't you guys have a sense of humor? :lol:

t2thejz
03-04-2003, 01:21 PM
:rolleyes:

Kamikaze
03-04-2003, 04:56 PM
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Hiding in your fallout shelter won't save you, the radiation will simply follow you down there.

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The further you are from ground zero, the slower and more painful your eventual death will be.

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For whatever reason, terrorists do not like Texas.

Biggunndunn
03-04-2003, 05:23 PM
how do you put the pic in a message
:confused:

Biggunndunn
03-04-2003, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by chicagodolphan
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
When you see Osama bin Laden, assume the position, and then whine like a baby when he's finished taking your anal virginity. poor tommy never sleeps good with all the flashbacks of nasty nate in jail

Biggunndunn
03-04-2003, 05:48 PM
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[i]For whatever reason, terrorists do not like Texas. [/B] After being beat down by the Texans in december Miami's HC plots an attack for the SB

Chauncey
03-04-2003, 08:19 PM
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Para bailar La Bomba,
Para bailar La Bomba, se necessita una poca de gracia

Una poca de gracia, para mi, para ti,
Ay arriba arriba
Ay arriba arriba, por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere.

Yo no soy marinero,
Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan
Soy capitan, soy capitan,
Bomba, Bomba, etc.

baccarat
03-04-2003, 08:59 PM
How do you get a photo in your message?

baccarat
03-04-2003, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by chicagodolphan
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif



Can you hear me now? Good.

iceblizzard69
03-04-2003, 09:51 PM
:lol: :lol:

I think those pictures are pretty funny. I really liked the one where the guy was on the floor with his eyes on his head.

Muck
03-05-2003, 02:02 AM
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Upon further examination, Texas will indeed have it's left ovary removed.

Muck
03-05-2003, 02:15 AM
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If radiation knocks on your door.....pretend you're not home.

Kamikaze
03-05-2003, 02:26 AM
LOL! Keep 'em coming guys. Go over to ready.gov and use whichever pictures you feel like. You don't have to use the ones I captioned already.

Miafan
03-05-2003, 03:45 PM
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When attacked by a spray canister, be careful not to trip over red arrows.

Miafan
03-05-2003, 03:46 PM
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Always wash your hands before using a telephone.

Miafan
03-05-2003, 03:48 PM
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Walking into the wrong door may lead to a back-handed slap.

Miafan
03-05-2003, 03:50 PM
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Always keep biological weapons and explosives at hand incase of an invasion.

Muck
03-06-2003, 01:56 AM
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If you're a man who's three stories tall, make sure all doorways you enter are at least two stories high.

Muck
03-06-2003, 02:01 AM
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"Screw you guys, I'm going home."

Chauncey
03-06-2003, 02:01 AM
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Be Prepared. Keep your Swiss suitcase with you wherever you go.

Chauncey
03-06-2003, 02:03 AM
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Yes the sun does shine from my...
Why do you ask ?

Chauncey
03-06-2003, 02:05 AM
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Hold the anchovies and the squab on that pizza

Muck
03-06-2003, 02:05 AM
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Right arms are not permitted to catch fire while marching.

Muck
03-06-2003, 02:07 AM
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After my first sexual experience, I came up with a new rule.

ohall
03-06-2003, 02:12 AM
Originally posted by Muck
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After my first sexual experience, I came up with a new rule.

Too F'ing funny, good job guys! LOL!

Oliver...

Chauncey
03-06-2003, 02:16 AM
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If it smells like fish, but tastes like crow
Tell her to close her legs, pronto.

Sabre Ally
03-06-2003, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by Muck
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"Screw you guys, I'm going home."

:rofl:

Muck
03-06-2003, 02:30 AM
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After a night of partying (and peer pressure from Blank Sign), the Golden Gate Bridge found himself balanced atop a powerline.

Peebs
03-06-2003, 12:05 PM
Someone beat you guys to it and made a website making fun of the little symbol signs:

http://home.carolina.rr.com/zerb/beready/

This is some of the funniest shizzle I've read in a while!!! :lol: :lol: