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Coral Reefer
03-26-2006, 03:01 AM
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com

This is fantastic.

Surprisingly there are some pretty good looking girls on here. You've to read their messages, some are funny as hell.

Rocky Raccoon
03-26-2006, 03:07 AM
look at this gem

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/lucy-8670.htm

Gonzo
03-26-2006, 03:08 AM
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com

This is fantastic.

Surprisingly there are some pretty good looking girls on here. You've to read their messages, some are funny as hell.

:idea: Those girls can fight my battles for me!

King Nate
03-26-2006, 03:12 AM
look at this gem

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/lucy-8670.htm

Leave it to Cropsey to go straight to the 50-65 group! :chuckle:

Rocky Raccoon
03-26-2006, 03:12 AM
Leave it to Cropsey to go straight to the 50-65 group! :chuckle:

I had to...I knew it would amuse me :lol:

Gonzo
03-26-2006, 03:14 AM
I had to...I knew it would amuse me :lol:

I wish they would tell us what they did. Or at least a weapon of choice. Ice pick...may want to choose again.

Coral Reefer
03-26-2006, 03:16 AM
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/stacihamilton-8991.htm

Oh you've got to be kidding me.....

XXX star behind bars.

How many movie titles can we get out of this scenario? :lol:

King Nate
03-26-2006, 03:17 AM
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/stacihamilton-8991.htm

Oh you've got to be kidding me.....

XXX star behind bars.

How many movie titles can we get out of this scenario? :lol:

Hang on Staci, my letter's in the mail. :dday:

Jt0323
03-26-2006, 03:20 AM
look at this gem

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/lucy-8670.htm

shes mine...i called it first :lol:

DolphinDevil28
03-26-2006, 03:22 AM
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/stacihamilton-8991.htm

Oh you've got to be kidding me.....

XXX star behind bars.

How many movie titles can we get out of this scenario? :lol:

What the hell religion is "Wicca?" :lol:

King Nate
03-26-2006, 03:24 AM
What the hell religion is "Wicca?" :lol:

She don't care too much about none of that fancy book learnin'.

Coral Reefer
03-26-2006, 03:27 AM
What the hell religion is "Wicca?" :lol:

Stevie Nicks is a Wicca.

Some form of witchcraft

That's even better
A porn star witch behind bars!

You could'nt have written that script up if you were trying.

DolphinDevil28
03-26-2006, 03:29 AM
Stevie Nicks is a Wicca.

Some form of witchcraft

That's even better
A porn star witch behind bars!

You could'nt have written that script up if you were trying.

I bet her mother was a French hooker named Chloe with webbed feet.

Coral Reefer
03-26-2006, 03:35 AM
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/laurihumphries-8797.htm

This one is a lock for Ladies Lounge stardom!
We need to send in a request for a pictorial.

She was the Queen of someone's Double Wide Trailer. :chuckle:

King Nate
03-26-2006, 03:37 AM
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/laurihumphries-8797.htm

This one is a lock for Ladies Lounge stardom!
We need to send in a request for a pictorial.

She was the Queen of someone's Double Wide Trailer.

I just puked in my mouth a little bit. That's sick.

DolphinDevil28
03-26-2006, 03:37 AM
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/laurihumphries-8797.htm

This one is a lock for Ladies Lounge stardom!
We need to send in a request for a pictorial.

She was the Queen of someone's Double Wide Trailer. :chuckle:


:roflmao::sidelol::rofl:

Look at her picture, then read her profile answer of "Do you smoke?"


:lol:

dolfan72734me
03-26-2006, 03:42 AM
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/laurihumphries-8797.htm

This one is a lock for Ladies Lounge stardom!
We need to send in a request for a pictorial.

She was the Queen of someone's Double Wide Trailer. :chuckle:
:sidelol:

dolfan72734me
03-26-2006, 03:43 AM
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/stacihamilton-8991.htm

Oh you've got to be kidding me.....

XXX star behind bars.

How many movie titles can we get out of this scenario? :lol:
I have tried every combo of her name, and I can't find any of her movies....hmmmm, Wonder what name she goes by.

dolfan72734me
03-26-2006, 03:48 AM
Holdup, check out which prison she is in. Federal medical center and porn star don't sound good together.:barf:

dolfan72734me
03-26-2006, 03:53 AM
Location: Washington
Race: Caucasian
Date of Birth: 7-10-84
Release Date: 6-25-08
Height: 5'5"
Religion: Christian (non-denominational)
Do you have children: no
Do you smoke: no
Do you want mail from both sexes: Yes
Education: diploma and college
Occupation before prison: independent contractor
Activities in prison: working on business degree, auto cad technical design, yoga, journaling



Translation: Hooker

Gonzo
03-26-2006, 03:55 AM
Location: Washington
Race: Caucasian
Date of Birth: 7-10-84
Release Date: 6-25-08
Height: 5'5"
Religion: Christian (non-denominational)
Do you have children: no
Do you smoke: no
Do you want mail from both sexes: Yes
Education: diploma and college
Occupation before prison: independent contractor
Activities in prison: working on business degree, auto cad technical design, yoga, journaling



Translation: Hooker

:lol:

Quelonio
03-26-2006, 03:56 AM
What the hell religion is "Wicca?" :lol:

PAgan is a Wiccan... You can get more insight in some of the religious discussion in the Political Forum

dolfan72734me
03-26-2006, 03:59 AM
What the hell religion is "Wicca?" :lol:
You know, when you move the record back and forth on the turntable, it goes.....wicca wicca wicca

King Nate
03-26-2006, 04:01 AM
You know, when you move the record back and forth on the turntable, it goes.....wicca wicca wicca

:chuckle:

ih8brady
03-26-2006, 07:40 AM
I have tried every combo of her name, and I can't find any of her movies....hmmmm, Wonder what name she goes by.


ask her what she named her first pet and what street she grew up on.

Skeet84
03-26-2006, 08:01 AM
:sidelol: Thats awesome what will they come out with next

ih8brady
03-26-2006, 09:07 AM
I am soooo writing to Lana today:





Retired the game at a young age, ready to have a legal life and to have someone who can accept my ruthless past and who can allow me to live the life I never had. I'm pretty with a very nice body and beautiful heart.
Will respond and relocate. I'm a good lover, friend and business partner. Love Lana
Location: Gatesville, Texas
Date of Birth: 4-10-76
Release Date: 4-2006
Race: White
Height: 5'4"
Religion: N/A
Do you have children: None
Do you smoke: No
Do you want mail from both sexes: Yes
Education: College
Occupation before prison: Criminal
Activities in prison: Underhanded

Some things you might not want to emphasize, although somehow she went to college :confused:

Pagan
03-26-2006, 10:36 AM
What the hell religion is "Wicca?" :lol:


She don't care too much about none of that fancy book learnin'.


You know, when you move the record back and forth on the turntable, it goes.....wicca wicca wicca

Think before you speak, gentlemen. Your insensitivity is only outweighed by your ignorance. :shakeno:


PAgan is a Wiccan... You can get more insight in some of the religious discussion in the Political Forum
Somehow I don't think insight is what they'll search for, my friend.

cnc66
03-26-2006, 11:00 AM
Think before you speak, gentlemen. Your insensitivity is only outweighed by your ignorance. :shakeno:


Somehow I don't think insight is what they'll search for, my friend.

mornin' Pagan, very interesting avatar bro ! for whatever it is worth Pagan, I always read what you have to say about your beliefs, I have known you long enough to trust your words and I find them very interesting. I guess what I'm saying is, if not for your efforts I would know even less about Paganism than I do, so please don't ever think your words aren't read or that no one is interested. You are held in high regard and not just by me.

FinFan72
03-26-2006, 11:16 AM
I wish they would tell us what they did. Or at least a weapon of choice. Ice pick...may want to choose again.
LOL i thought the same thing:wink:

FinFan72
03-26-2006, 11:26 AM
Think before you speak, gentlemen. Your insensitivity is only outweighed by your ignorance. :shakeno:


Somehow I don't think insight is what they'll search for, my friend.
my mother in law studys wicca

Coral Reefer
03-26-2006, 11:57 AM
Think before you speak, gentlemen. Your insensitivity is only outweighed by your ignorance. :shakeno:


Somehow I don't think insight is what they'll search for, my friend.

Come on Pagan, don't get upset and pull a "chef".
I don't think anyone is attempting to "rip" Wicca.
Everyone is just having a little fun with this website.

TotoreMexico
03-26-2006, 12:14 PM
She looks like a he:barf:

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/lisastevens-8716.htm

Agent51
03-26-2006, 01:00 PM
What the hell religion is "Wicca?" :lol:

it's witchcraft, lol (seriously though)

And I saw ths site last year, some of the men's are CRAZY. The person who showed me the sight introduced me to it by sending me a link to this one guy who was "a soldier of our lord and savior" and had all these insane religious quotes and stuff.

DolphinDevil28
03-26-2006, 02:02 PM
Think before you speak, gentlemen. Your insensitivity is only outweighed by your ignorance. :shakeno:


Somehow I don't think insight is what they'll search for, my friend.

:confused:

I'm Baptist, you don't see me getting all p!ssy when I hear Baptist drunk and redneck jokes.

C'mon Pagan, it wasn't anything malicious.

Roman529
03-26-2006, 02:09 PM
I got a letter publication in the mail one time for some Asian mail order brides called Cherry Blossoms...they had some hot looking women, especially some from Thailand. I think this would be a safer place to look than in jail. :wink:
I just want someone who will bring me a beer and have my steak ready at 5:30 PM. :D

FinFan72
03-26-2006, 02:23 PM
I got a letter publication in the mail one time for some Asian mail order brides called Cherry Blossoms...they had some hot looking women, especially some from Thailand. I think this would be a safer place to look than in jail. :wink:
I just want someone who will bring me a beer and have my steak ready at 5:30 PM. :D
not asking for much are you :wink:

Pagan
03-26-2006, 02:39 PM
Come on Pagan, don't get upset and pull a "chef".
I don't think anyone is attempting to "rip" Wicca.
Everyone is just having a little fun with this website.
Aw but Children, I can't take my salisbury steak and go home? :lol:


it's witchcraft, lol (seriously though)
Seriously? It is Witchcraft bro...just not the Witchcraft you see in movies and TV. :wink:


:confused:

I'm Baptist, you don't see me getting all p!ssy when I hear Baptist drunk and redneck jokes.

C'mon Pagan, it wasn't anything malicious.
What about when you guys start picketing Disneyworld? :lol:

I hear ya though, knee-jerk reaction on my part.

But do it again and I'll put spell on all ya'll that'll make your dicks shrivel up in the shower. :tongue: :lol:

FinFan72
03-26-2006, 03:12 PM
Aw but Children, I can't take my salisbury steak and go home? :lol:


Seriously? It is Witchcraft bro...just not the Witchcraft you see in movies and TV. :wink:


What about when you guys start picketing Disneyworld? :lol:

I hear ya, knee-jerk reaction on my part.

But do it again and I'll put spell on all ya'll that'll make your dicks shrivel up in the shower. :tongue: :lol:
:sidelol: :lolcry:

King Nate
03-26-2006, 05:07 PM
Think before you speak, gentlemen. Your insensitivity is only outweighed by your ignorance. :shakeno:


Somehow I don't think insight is what they'll search for, my friend.

:confused:

Insensitivity? I was under the impression that it was Wiccan and was very familiar with it being a religion. I was making fun of the fact that she is most likely not a scholar and I thought she spelled her own religion wrong. It was not meant to make fun of any practicing Wiccans. Sorry if it was perceived that way but anybody who knows me on here knows that I don't go around making fun of people for their religions. :(

Pagan
03-26-2006, 05:25 PM
Bro, scroll up a few posts, we're past that now.

It's all good. :wink:

HysterikiLL
03-26-2006, 05:46 PM
Hang on Staci, my letter's in the mail. :dday:

:yes:

HysterikiLL
03-26-2006, 05:49 PM
Come on Pagan, don't get upset and pull a "chef".
I don't think anyone is attempting to "rip" Wicca.
Everyone is just having a little fun with this website.

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Bjorn
03-26-2006, 05:55 PM
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/laurihumphries-8797.htm

This one is a lock for Ladies Lounge stardom!
We need to send in a request for a pictorial.

She was the Queen of someone's Double Wide Trailer. :chuckle:

LMFAO:sidelol::sidelol:

Gonzo
03-26-2006, 05:56 PM
Aw but Children, I can't take my salisbury steak and go home? :lol:


Seriously? It is Witchcraft bro...just not the Witchcraft you see in movies and TV. :wink:


What about when you guys start picketing Disneyworld? :lol:

I hear ya though, knee-jerk reaction on my part.

But do it again and I'll put spell on all ya'll that'll make your dicks shrivel up in the shower. :tongue: :lol:

You'll turn off our hot water? :chuckle:

sdotbailey
03-26-2006, 05:58 PM
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/krystal-8786.htm

i'd hit

Coral Reefer
03-26-2006, 06:05 PM
But do it again and I'll put spell on all ya'll that'll make your dicks shrivel up in the shower. :tongue: :lol:[/b]

:eek: :lol:

Pagan
03-26-2006, 09:47 PM
You'll turn off our hot water? :chuckle:
Aw hell, they're on to me....:escape:

:lol:

Fin Fan in Cali
03-26-2006, 09:53 PM
Aw but Children, I can't take my salisbury steak and go home? :lol:


Seriously? It is Witchcraft bro...just not the Witchcraft you see in movies and TV. :wink:


What about when you guys start picketing Disneyworld? :lol:

I hear ya though, knee-jerk reaction on my part.

But do it again and I'll put spell on all ya'll that'll make your dicks shrivel up in the shower. :tongue: :lol::sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

Spegg
03-26-2006, 10:08 PM
:roflmao::sidelol::rofl:

Look at her picture, then read her profile answer of "Do you smoke?"


:lol:

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

That is too funny.

WharfRat
03-27-2006, 11:18 AM
Hang on Staci, my letter's in the mail. :dday:

are you kidding me? Look where she is...

Federal Medical Center, Carswell

That could not be good..... :shakeno:

Dolphin1184
03-27-2006, 02:07 PM
:sidelol: