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calphin
03-27-2006, 03:17 PM
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
To
Break up the day.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.


1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m= sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of
your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barfy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of
your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m =chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w =squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice



Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny


And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day.


Put more laughter in your day.
There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.









Mine is Goober Pottydoodle.:D

TheAnswer385
03-27-2006, 03:20 PM
Eric Clontz-Dorky Frikenbrains

TotoreMexico
03-27-2006, 03:33 PM
Goober Chickendoodle

lazareth
03-27-2006, 03:34 PM
snickle picklebrains...nice :shakeno:

Agent51
03-27-2006, 03:39 PM
Dofus Frickenchunks........:www: sex life :boohoo:

Roman529
03-27-2006, 03:43 PM
Dipsy Pottychunks. :eek:

Pagan
03-27-2006, 04:01 PM
My nephew showed me this last year, it's from some series of books he reads called "Captain Underpants".

Snickle Farkleface here. :lol:

King Nate
03-27-2006, 04:07 PM
Tootsie Chuckledoodle

sugarcane
03-27-2006, 04:34 PM
Tootsie Frickentush :sidelol: :shakeno:

TJamesW_phinfan
03-27-2006, 04:57 PM
Dorfus Farkletush :)

Fits me pretty well too. :lol:

dolfan72734me
03-27-2006, 05:06 PM
Dorfus Dippindoodle:lol:

CalDolFan10x14
03-27-2006, 05:20 PM
Dumbo Pottybiscuits. :sidelol: :sidelol:

Jt0323
03-27-2006, 05:24 PM
crusty gizzardbrains

WharfRat
03-27-2006, 05:51 PM
Sloopy Battyshorts

FinFan72
03-27-2006, 06:07 PM
Snickle chickendunkin

HelenaBucket
03-27-2006, 06:08 PM
Sloopy Bubblelips here.

bg34
03-27-2006, 06:13 PM
Boobie Farkledoodle

d-day
03-27-2006, 06:32 PM
cheesy gorilla heiny


sounds yummy

FinaciousOne
03-27-2006, 06:42 PM
Alphonso Potter = Stinky Pottysniffer

I'm glad my name's not Alphonso Potter.

Dolfan984
03-27-2006, 07:06 PM
Dorfus Pottyboob

Timmy54
03-27-2006, 08:43 PM
sleazy dippin tush--sounds like a porn name to me.