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inFINSible
04-01-2006, 12:28 PM
The staff at Finheaven have decided that it will be much better to encourage tricks and hijinx in one thread rather than have everyone spread their humor across the board so, we have decided to hold a little contest to see who can come up with the best April fools joke.

The prize will be a free VIP membership!! :party:

Only entries posted in this thread will be eligible. Obviously, everyone will know that it is only a joke but, we're going to judge on form, not function. We will choose the winner by choosing the funniest, most original idea for an April Fools joke.

of course, the deadline is midnight tonight.

So, let's hear 'em boys and girls.....make us laugh. :D

The winner has been chosen....see page 4...post #56....Thanks to everyone who entered

Jt0323
04-01-2006, 12:40 PM
Here is one i did NOT make up but thought it was funny so ill just share it

If you have a digital camera, take a picture of the toilet, then plug in your digital camera into a PC or TV (using TV-out) and get the picture on screen. When you see people coming out of the toilets, start laughing out loud and pointing. The person will come and see the picture and think you saw them in there !

Jt0323
04-01-2006, 12:45 PM
Here is one me and my sis played on my dad. We had someone leaven a message... we had the person pretend to be the doctor... We had him call up and say "Katelyn (my sis name), This is Dr. O'Brien, the test have come back and you are pregnant, congrats!" when my dad checked the messages he was pissed :lol:

inFINSible
04-01-2006, 12:46 PM
:sidelol:I like that one!

Phinz4Life
04-01-2006, 01:19 PM
I've been sending fake news reports to my friends about a player on his or her favorite team. So far:

NFL | Eli Manning tears achilles during routine throwing drill
Sat, 1 Apr 2006 08:26:34 -0800

Tom Miller, of the New York Post, reports New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning suffered a torn achilles during a routine throwing drill Friday afternoon. Manning, the number one draft pick in 2004, could miss the 2006 season which would put Tim Hasselbeck in the starting role.

NFL | Deuce McAllister tears ACL during routine running drill
Sat, 1 Apr 2006 08:26:34 -0800

Tom Miller, of the New Orleans Gazette, reports New Orleans Saints' running back Deuce (http://www.neworleanssaints.com/playerbio.cfm?playerid=30)McAllister (http://www.neworleanssaints.com/playerbio.cfm?playerid=30) suffered a torn ACL during a routine running drill Friday afternoon. McAllister, injured most of last year, could miss the 2006 season which would put newly acquired but often injured Michael Bennett in the starting role.

NFL | Alex Smith tears achilles during routine throwing drill
Sat, 1 Apr 2006 08:26:34 -0800

Tom Miller, of the San Francisco Chronicle, reports San Francisco 49ers' quarterback Alex Smith suffered a torn achilles during a routine throwing drill Friday afternoon. Smith, the number one draft pick last year, could miss the 2006 season which would put Ken Dorsey in the starting role.

They all FREAKED out. :sidelol:

Phinz4Life
04-01-2006, 01:50 PM
Got another:

NFL | Corey Dillon tears ACL during routine running drill
Sat, 1 Apr 2006 08:26:34 -0800

Tom Miller, of the Boston Globe, reports New England Patriots' running back Corey Dillon suffered a torn ACL during a routine running drill Friday afternoon. Dillon, acquired for a second round pick in 2004 from the Cincinatti Bengals, could miss the 2006 season which would put Kevin Faulk as the current starter. The Patriots could likely use their 1st round draft pick on a running back like USC Trojan Lendale White.

I wanted to use Tom Brady, but if anything happened to the Golden Boy ESPN would be in mourning.

FinaciousOne
04-01-2006, 01:56 PM
Here's an idea:
First, the day before April fools day, have a Mod give a strict warning against all April Fools Day pranks and post it so that all can see and have no excuse.

Then on April Fools Day we could have a different Mod start a thread pretending to sponsor an April Fool's Joke Contest saying that the prize is a free VIP membership.Something kind of like this:


The staff at Finheaven have decided that it will be much better to encourage tricks and hijinx in one thread rather than have everyone spread their humor across the board so, we have decided to hold a little contest to see who can come up with the best April fools joke.

The prize will be a free VIP membership!! :party:

Only entries posted in this thread will be eligible. Obviously, everyone will know that it is only a joke but, we're going to judge on form, not function. We will choose the winner by choosing the funniest, most original idea for an April Fools joke.

of course, the deadline is midnight tonight.

So, let's hear 'em boys and girls.....make us laugh. :D

Then at midnight announce the winner and award the real prize:
:banned: A free Banning.

This trick ought to catch some suckers.:lol:

CalDolFan1014
04-01-2006, 02:26 PM
I don't have anything in particular, per se, but I did find an article with a list of top 100 April Fools jokes of all time. Some of them are hilarious! :chuckle:

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/

Check it out.

PassRush
04-01-2006, 02:29 PM
Dolphins l Keith Traylor re-signed

John Clayton reports that Dolphins DT/NT Keith Traylor has agreed in principal to a two year, $2 million contract. Traylors agent states that his client is excited about the prospect of finish out his career as a Miami Dolphin, and yet more excited that his signing and all incentive bonus will be fully paid in Bacon

inFINSible
04-01-2006, 04:16 PM
Got another:

NFL | Corey Dillon tears ACL during routine running drill
Sat, 1 Apr 2006 08:26:34 -0800

Tom Miller, of the Boston Globe, reports New England Patriots' running back Corey Dillon suffered a torn ACL during a routine running drill Friday afternoon. Dillon, acquired for a second round pick in 2004 from the Cincinatti Bengals, could miss the 2006 season which would put Kevin Faulk as the current starter. The Patriots could likely use their 1st round draft pick on a running back like USC Trojan Lendale White.

I wanted to use Tom Brady, but if anything happened to the Golden Boy ESPN would be in mourning.

Those aren't funny and i'm glad I'm not your friend. :refuse:


:goof:

inFINSible
04-01-2006, 04:18 PM
Here's an idea:
First, the day before April fools day, have a Mod give a strict warning against all April Fools Day pranks and post it so that all can see and have no excuse.

Then on April Fools Day we could have a different Mod start a thread pretending to sponsor an April Fool's Joke Contest saying that the prize is a free VIP membership.Something kind of like this:



Then at midnight announce the winner and award the real prize:
:banned: A free Banning.

This trick ought to catch some suckers.:lol:

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

You must think were geniuses.:lol:

Phinz4Life
04-01-2006, 04:30 PM
Those aren't funny and i'm glad I'm not your friend. :refuse:


:goof:

:lol:

My buddy went to his Saints forum and posted about Deuce and got in trouble.

inFINSible
04-01-2006, 04:44 PM
:lol:

My buddy went to his Saints forum and posted about Deuce and got in trouble.
I'm sorry my position on this staff does not permit me to laugh when a member of this site causes grief to the staff of another site.

Shame on you.

GreenMonster
04-01-2006, 04:48 PM
Goto friends new car and pour some kind of red punch under the car.. Then tape some things like bolts and things to the bottom of his car, so they will hang down and make noise on the road when he drives.. Add some nutz and bolts under his car and near his door.. He will think his new car is totally messed and has a tranny problem..


from Cartalk..

inFINSible
04-01-2006, 04:53 PM
Not bad...not bad........

not good....but not bad.

:gonzo:

PassRush
04-01-2006, 05:11 PM
Adam Schefter of NFL Network reports that the Oakland Raiders lack of offseason moves in free agency may not have anything to do with the salary cap after all. Sources close to the Raiders report that owner and GM Al Davis has been sleeping ever since the CBA deal was complte in Houston, Texas early in March. When awoken by advisors and infomed of the turbulant state of the franchise he reportedly said "Get me Ken Stabbler on the phone"

Gonzo
04-01-2006, 06:06 PM
Here is a basic training one that I may have told on here before. Technically, it's not an April Fools, though it easily could be if you are in basic at that time. I already have VIP, so I just thought I would share it.

Everyone has a few douchebags in their platoon during basic, but there is always that one that stands out above the rest--from here on referred to as DB #1. Well, I was in OSUT, meaning that my basic and my job school were together; meaning same D.S.'s, same barracks, essentially, double basic training. But, we did have a break in between (more of a curse because it was only a tease) of a weekend where we could see our family. We took advantage of this break to get back at DB #1. We organized a fund, gave all the money to one person we knew we could trust and sent him on his way to carry out the plan. :evilmod:

One week later, DB #1 receives a box at mailcall. As always, he has to open it in front of everybody. His reaction and that of the D.S. were priceless. DB #1 with a look of absolute horror and bright red immediately started screaming "that's not mine! You mother****ers! That's not mine!!" The D.S. literally fell out of his chair laughing and had to run to his office. I had never seen him loose his composure like that. A second later you could hear him calling the other Drill Sargeants and telling them to come up and see.

Contents of the box:
Gay porn
"toys"
oils
and a love letter from "Stevie-poo" that the D.S. read to everybody.

His name was "Private Stevie-poo" from that day on...

And yes, he deserved it. He was the most racist P.O.S. I have ever met and numerous complaints to the D.S.'s were ineffective.

FINintheMOON
04-01-2006, 06:16 PM
I have a very good friend that is a county cop that I got to do me a favor since he was off today. My brother has a 16 year old dauther that just loves her uncle and she played along... My niece dressed up in a very sexy outfit and my buddy put her into the back seat of his squad car and took her home... My buddy then goes to the door of my brother's house and tells him that he has his dauther in the back of the car. He comes out to find out what was going on and he is informed that she was arrested for prostitution! Man did he blow a cork!


:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

inFINSible
04-01-2006, 06:31 PM
:lol:

Gonzo
04-01-2006, 06:34 PM
I have a very good friend that is a county cop that I got to do me a favor since he was off today. My brother has a 16 year old dauther that just loves her uncle and she played along... My niece dressed up in a very sexy outfit and my buddy put her into the back seat of his squad car and took her home... My buddy then goes to the door of my brother's house and tells him that he has his dauther in the back of the car. He comes out to find out what was going on and he is informed that she was arrested for prostitution! Man did he blow a cork!


:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

:chuckle: It's great to have cop friends. It open's a whole new world of shenanigans.

Jt0323
04-01-2006, 06:37 PM
Someone should do this http://www.break.com/index/golfballprank31.html

HysterikiLL
04-01-2006, 06:41 PM
Bah. Free VIP membership!? I have to get my brain working!

..does this have to be like the story of a practical joke, or what? :edit:

miamikid92
04-01-2006, 06:41 PM
someone in my class got a teacher to write out a fake pink slip for detention and gave it to there parents saying april fools on the back

PassRush
04-01-2006, 06:46 PM
My girl just told me she was pregnant, got me goooooood. I am pissed and I have to get somebody back. I need some ideas

inFINSible
04-01-2006, 06:47 PM
someone in my class got a teacher to write out a fake pink slip for detention and gave it to there parents saying april fools on the back

That's funny. :lol:

inFINSible
04-01-2006, 06:55 PM
My girl just told me she was pregnant, got me goooooood. I am pissed and I have to get somebody back. I need some ideas
You shoulda said, " It's not mine!!!" :chuckle:

Gonzo
04-01-2006, 06:56 PM
You shoulda said, " It's not mine!!!" :chuckle:

Or, "awesome, now my other kid will have a half-brother!" "other kid?!" :chuckle:

InFINS, is mine eligible? If so, would I be able to nominate someone to get the VIP if I win?

Gonzo
04-01-2006, 06:59 PM
Bullseyeguy?

:chuckle:

cnc66
04-01-2006, 07:00 PM
Or, "awesome, now my other kid will have a half-brother!" "other kid?!" :chuckle:

InFINS, is mine eligible? If so, would I be able to nominate someone to get the VIP if I win?

Bullseyeguy?

inFINSible
04-01-2006, 07:00 PM
Or, "awesome, now my other kid will have a half-brother!" "other kid?!" :chuckle:

InFINS, is mine eligible? If so, would I be able to nominate someone to get the VIP if I win?
Yeah, that sounds good....thanks man, you're alright. :D

Gonzo
04-01-2006, 07:00 PM
love thy enemies??
That would be a lot of love for me I think...Big Love? :lol:


Edit: Okay mods, nice April Fools joke--sending the replies above the original posts...:chuckle:

inFINSible
04-01-2006, 07:01 PM
Bullseyeguy?
love thy enemies??

Jt0323
04-01-2006, 07:01 PM
Or, "awesome, now my other kid will have a half-brother!" "other kid?!" :chuckle:

InFINS, is mine eligible? If so, would I be able to nominate someone to get the VIP if I win?
yeah, im goona do the same if i win! i dont need it, i already got one

HysterikiLL
04-01-2006, 07:03 PM
inFins, do we have to tell a practical joke or trick we've come up with or can we just tell a funny story-type joke with a punchline? It has to be April Fools related?

inFINSible
04-01-2006, 07:05 PM
inFins, do we have to tell a practical joke or trick we've come up with or can we just tell a funny story-type joke with a punchline? It has to be April Fools related?
It must be a prank of some sort.

Jt0323
04-01-2006, 07:08 PM
inFins, i was thinking of something esle, if i win can i break up the money for the VIP for the Monthly VIP Voting, for example if i win, can i use the 36 $ that VIP would cost and take 4 dollars a month off of it and put it towards the monthly VIP voting...

HysterikiLL
04-01-2006, 08:13 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://imageshack.us/)


:dday: Top that, ladies. :hysterikill:

bullseyeguy
04-01-2006, 08:39 PM
That would be a lot of love for me I think...Big Love? :lol:


Edit: Okay mods, nice April Fools joke--sending the replies above the original posts...:chuckle:Wow, you actually dislike me because we had an arguement, thats too bad...Enemies, I dont even know this guy, but I guess I have no one else to call an enemy so it might as well be him...

bullseyeguy
04-01-2006, 08:43 PM
It didnt happen today, but there was a guy at work who we werent very fond of. We put a bunch of laxative in his lunch that he left in the breakroom, and then we put out of order signs up on 2 of the bathrooms.That left one bathroom, with one stall. We taped saran wrap to the toilet bowl and it looked perfect, you wouldnt know you were looking at anything other than a normal toilet unless you looked at it at an angle...He got the ****s, ran to the bathroom and spent the next half hour cleaning himself up...He left work right afterwards very angry, and called in the next day...

Gonzo
04-01-2006, 08:47 PM
Wow, you actually dislike me because we had an arguement, thats too bad...Enemies, I dont even know this guy, but I guess I have no one else to call an enemy so it might as well be him...

:rolleyes2 Don't flatter yourself. I was referring to the many disagreements I have gotten in here.

FLOUNDER
04-01-2006, 09:24 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

I love how he made that on www.churchsigngenerator.com (http://www.churchsigngenerator.com) or whatever it is. Then put black over when it says the sites name...Good try though:wink:

FLOUNDER
04-01-2006, 09:25 PM
I think i should win just for uncovering his..lol

But me, i'll just go with one i've did many of times but felt really bad about it


What i did around christmas time last year. But i would get a christmas box and put a little cheap toy in there. Then one end of dental floss to the end of it, then have the other in my car. Then i would put it on somebody's porch and ring the door bell. I guess they thougt it was from a neighboor and they went down to pick it up and i took off in the car holding the other end of the string with me as i go..

I honestly had 1 man chase after me for about 20 seconds...lmao, true story

bg34
04-01-2006, 09:33 PM
I just had a prank pulled on me. My sister, 25 yr. old, just called me from her friend's phone and got me good. She was cryin on the phone and told me she got a DUI in the next county over, same area code as the phone...said she was in jail. She said she couldn't call our mom because she didn't want her to know, didn't want her to be disappointed. I was walking out the door and there she was in my parking lot...honked the horn and yelled out, "April Fools!". She got me good, she was describin the jail cell and people in it, said she was so scared. I need to pay her back. She set me up earlier in the day too by mentioning that she was going out with some friends for some drinks, lol.

HysterikiLL
04-01-2006, 09:44 PM
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9968/rickytocanada7bi.png

I love how he made that on www.churchsigngenerator.com (http://www.churchsigngenerator.com) or whatever it is. Then put black over when it says the sites name...Good try though:wink:

I don't deny that. I blacked it out because the big website name didn't make it look as funny. The rules don't say I can't use websites....the wording was my own, which I claim intellectual property over, and anyone would be a complete idiot to think that was a real sign. :rolleyes:

SCall13
04-01-2006, 09:58 PM
Prank idea:
Get a roll of shrink wrap and wrap up someone's car. Talk about a pain in the ***. It's a helluva prank but it doesn't do any damage to anything. Make sure you use the entire roll. :lol:

dolfan72734me
04-01-2006, 10:01 PM
My best friend is terrified of catching any kind of disease. Yesterday evening, we grilled steaks that we bought from a local butcher shop. A while back a go there was a story on the news about a case of mad cow disease here in Alabama. So I call my friend and told him that the meat store was just closed down this morning by the Center for Disease Control, and that they just found out that the case that was on the news was tracked to that store, and that all of the beef sold the last three days were all contaminated. Of course I had to act really scared to make it look real. I even had his girlfriend and my dad act all scared and say things like we needed to go to the Dr. and stuff.
Needless to say, my friend was about to faint. He was relieved when he found out it was a joke, but he wasn't to happy.:lol:

Link
04-01-2006, 10:21 PM
Well, I really am not a prankster but my Great-Uncle was. Back in the old days of street cars in a mountain town he saw the streetcars going up and down the hill. Well, at the top of the hill was an outhouse and he got an idea in his head. Needless to say the next time the streetcar came to the top of the hill he tied a rope to the outhouse. Unfortunately some one was using it and him and the outhouse went for one wild ride. My dad told me this story and I thought it was a very funny one.

FinaciousOne
04-01-2006, 10:44 PM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

You must think were geniuses.:lol:

If it would get me a few votes of course I do.:lol:

backpacker
04-01-2006, 10:45 PM
Not only a good prank, but a great way to get revenge. Tell your back-stabbing friends that you are training a donkey to bite off your enemy's *****, so that way, they'll tell him and then he'll go tell his parents to kill the donkey. Little do they know, the donkey is owned by some crazy farmer with a double barrel shotgun, which he uses to blow them away. Then tell the enemy that you're having a chili cook-off on the upcoming weekend and he should make some of his own and come. This way, he'll do something nasty to his and have you eat it at the cook-off. BUT, you use the remains of his parents to make your chili. Then at the cook-off, swap chili. Suck up whatever he did to yours, and let him eat his. Then you tell him that he just ate his parents. Digress about your evil plans. As he cries, lick his yummy salty tears.

dolfan72734me
04-01-2006, 10:48 PM
Not only a good prank, but a great way to get revenge. Tell your back-stabbing friends that you are training a donkey to bite off your enemy's *****, so that way, they'll tell him and then he'll go tell his parents to kill the donkey. Little do they know, the donkey is owned by some crazy farmer with a double barrel shotgun, which he uses to blow them away. Then tell the enemy that you're having a chili cook-off on the upcoming weekend and he should make some of his own and come. This way, he'll do something nasty to his and have you eat it at the cook-off. BUT, you use the remains of his parents to make your chili. Then at the cook-off, swap chili. Suck up whatever he did to yours, and let him eat his. Then you tell him that he just ate his parents. Digress about your evil plans. As he cries, lick his yummy salty tears.
:sneak:

Dors156
04-01-2006, 11:04 PM
the jets franchise has just been terminated and doesnt exist anymore.the jets fans are now selling their loyalty on ebay to find their new teams

Flyer22
04-01-2006, 11:09 PM
April Fool's day was on a Friday last year, so me and some friends went to our school Thursday night. We painted over all the lines in the student parking lot and parked some cars in places blocking the normal spots. The next day, the parking lot was a disaster area because 300 students had parked wherever they felt like. It took almost 4 hours to clear everyone out.

Perfect23
04-01-2006, 11:25 PM
Leave a real or fake dollar in a public place with dog **** on one side. Stand back and enjoy! A nice extra touch to this is to write (by the way that's human ****) on the concrete with chalk under the ****ty dollar.

HysterikiLL
04-01-2006, 11:31 PM
Here's another one that we actually did to my friend one April Fools a few years ago..

My friend came over. We were all chilling out at my other friends house, a whole group of guys. Anyway, we always used to give my friend crap because he loved Nickelodeon even though he was a little too old for it. Someone had recorded a tape making it sound like a radio DJ asking a Nickelodeon-related question and had said that the prize was a trip to Hollywood to some premiere.

So we played this tape when my friend arrived and he went absolutely crazy (as he knew the answer to the false question) and scrambled to the phone, proceeding to call the DJ.

The guy on the other end of the phone had no idea what he was talking about and my friend looked like a complete idiot. Oh man, that was hilarious :chuckle:

dolfan72734me
04-01-2006, 11:33 PM
Here's another one that we actually did to my friend one April Fools a few years ago..

My friend came over. We were all chilling out at my other friends house, a whole group of guys. Anyway, we always used to give my friend crap because he loved Nickelodeon even though he was a little too old for it. Someone had recorded a tape making it sound like a radio DJ asking a Nickelodeon-related question and had said that the prize was a trip to Hollywood to some premiere.

So we played this tape when my friend arrived and he went absolutely crazy (as he knew the answer to the false question) and scrambled to the phone, proceeding to call the DJ.

The guy on the other end of the phone had no idea what he was talking about and my friend looked like a complete idiot. Oh man, that was hilarious :chuckle:
:lol:

inFINSible
04-02-2006, 07:52 AM
Wow, this contest was better than I ever thought it would be. I've got to say there are some great pranks and stories here. You guys have really been through and put your friends through a lot of funny situations.

The voting was very difficult.....we went over this for hours with each of us having our own personal favorites.....well, I'm proud to say that a winner has finally been chosen, and I'm even prouder to say that it is this one...


Here's an idea:
First, the day before April fools day, have a Mod give a strict warning against all April Fools Day pranks and post it so that all can see and have no excuse.

Then on April Fools Day we could have a different Mod start a thread pretending to sponsor an April Fool's Joke Contest saying that the prize is a free VIP membership.Something kind of like this:


The staff at Finheaven have decided that it will be much better to encourage tricks and hijinx in one thread rather than have everyone spread their humor across the board so, we have decided to hold a little contest to see who can come up with the best April fools joke.

The prize will be a free VIP membership!! :party:

Only entries posted in this thread will be eligible. Obviously, everyone will know that it is only a joke but, we're going to judge on form, not function. We will choose the winner by choosing the funniest, most original idea for an April Fools joke.

of course, the deadline is midnight tonight.

So, let's hear 'em boys and girls.....make us laugh. :D

Then at midnight announce the winner and award the real prize:
:banned: A free Banning.

This trick ought to catch some suckers.:lol:
Because it's Hilarious and....

exactly right.....

congratulations Finacious One!!.....let us know how pleased you are when you get back. :sidelol:

April Fools!!! :www: :lol2: :cpatch:

inFINSible
04-02-2006, 11:55 AM
:driveby:

cnc66
04-02-2006, 11:57 AM
this is what it SHOULD say...

April Fools Joke Contest****Wiener announced!!*****

Amars
04-02-2006, 12:03 PM
Finacious prank is a good one. Had me laughing.

FinaciousOne
04-02-2006, 12:47 PM
Wow, this contest was better than I ever thought it would be. I've got to say there are some great pranks and stories here. You guys have really been through and put your friends through a lot of funny situations.

The voting was very difficult.....we went over this for hours with each of us having our own personal favorites.....well, I'm proud to say that a winner has finally been chosen, and I'm even prouder to say that it is this one...

Because it's Hilarious and....

exactly right.....

congratulations Finacious One!!.....let us know how pleased you are when you get back.
April Fools!!! :www:


Thank you Thank you
:laughat: :bravo: :grouplaug:
.. ..... :lolcry:

When I first read your "contest" thread, of course I saw it's potential as a double-crossing April Fools Joke. (After all, great minds do think alike. :evil: ) As I was writing my original post, I realized :hmmm: that exposing your devious little scheme would leave me vulnerable to being named the recipient of your dubious prize. :smackhead As I am only human, my first impulse was to name some other "more worthy" poster (I won't mention any names :sneak: ) to recieve the honor in my stead, but surely they would have simply declined the "honor". My second impulse was to merely delete my whistle-blowing post before submitting it, thereby leaving every innocent poster to fend for themselves. But I could not abandon my fellow posters to the merciless dealings of "The Man". With a trembling hand, I clicked that Submit Reply button, knowingly submitting myself to the consequences so that my fellow posters might learn the true nature of the "Beast" with which they were dealing. A wise man once said "There is no greater love than to lay down ones own life so that others may post" (or something like that).

In conclusion, before recieving my "prize", I must engage in one final act of defiance: :booty:




Power to the Posters!.....after me, there will be many more.

Roman529
04-02-2006, 02:23 PM
Congrats Finacious. :lol: :wink:

welderpat
04-02-2006, 10:35 PM
Wow, this contest was better than I ever thought it would be. I've got to say there are some great pranks and stories here. You guys have really been through and put your friends through a lot of funny situations.

The voting was very difficult.....we went over this for hours with each of us having our own personal favorites.....well, I'm proud to say that a winner has finally been chosen, and I'm even prouder to say that it is this one...

Because it's Hilarious and....

exactly right.....

congratulations Finacious One!!.....let us know how pleased you are when you get back. :sidelol:

April Fools!!! :www: :lol2: :cpatch:

Actualy this is the best gag in this thread.
See you in a week infins.

:wpat:

FinFan72
04-02-2006, 10:56 PM
Not only a good prank, but a great way to get revenge. Tell your back-stabbing friends that you are training a donkey to bite off your enemy's *****, so that way, they'll tell him and then he'll go tell his parents to kill the donkey. Little do they know, the donkey is owned by some crazy farmer with a double barrel shotgun, which he uses to blow them away. Then tell the enemy that you're having a chili cook-off on the upcoming weekend and he should make some of his own and come. This way, he'll do something nasty to his and have you eat it at the cook-off. BUT, you use the remains of his parents to make your chili. Then at the cook-off, swap chili. Suck up whatever he did to yours, and let him eat his. Then you tell him that he just ate his parents. Digress about your evil plans. As he cries, lick his yummy salty tears.
:m359: :escape:

Ohio Fanatic
04-03-2006, 07:19 AM
Not only a good prank, but a great way to get revenge. Tell your back-stabbing friends that you are training a donkey to bite off your enemy's *****, so that way, they'll tell him and then he'll go tell his parents to kill the donkey. Little do they know, the donkey is owned by some crazy farmer with a double barrel shotgun, which he uses to blow them away. Then tell the enemy that you're having a chili cook-off on the upcoming weekend and he should make some of his own and come. This way, he'll do something nasty to his and have you eat it at the cook-off. BUT, you use the remains of his parents to make your chili. Then at the cook-off, swap chili. Suck up whatever he did to yours, and let him eat his. Then you tell him that he just ate his parents. Digress about your evil plans. As he cries, lick his yummy salty tears.

dude, what are you talking about? that made very little sense

inFINSible
04-03-2006, 07:43 AM
Thank you Thank you

.. ..... :lolcry:

When I first read your "contest" thread, of course I saw it's potential as a double-crossing April Fools Joke. (After all, great minds do think alike. :evil: ) As I was writing my original post, I realized :hmmm: that exposing your devious little scheme would leave me vulnerable to being named the recipient of your dubious prize. :smackhead As I am only human, my first impulse was to name some other "more worthy" poster (I won't mention any names :sneak: ) to recieve the honor in my stead, but surely they would have simply declined the "honor". My second impulse was to merely delete my whistle-blowing post before submitting it, thereby leaving every innocent poster to fend for themselves. But I could not abandon my fellow posters to the merciless dealings of "The Man". With a trembling hand, I clicked that Submit Reply button, knowingly submitting myself to the consequences so that my fellow posters might learn the true nature of the "Beast" with which they were dealing. A wise man once said "There is no greater love than to lay down ones own life so that others may post" (or something like that).

In conclusion, before recieving my "prize", I must engage in one final act of defiance: :booty:




Power to the Posters!.....after me, there will be many more.


oh yeah, you're brilliant..I'm sure me naming the thread 'April Fools Joke contest" had nothing to do with your amazing powers of deduction.....

when will you people realize you only know as much as I want you to know??...:shakeno:


:tongueout :sidelol:

inFINSible
04-03-2006, 07:44 AM
dude, what are you talking about? that made very little sense
You guys don't watch south Park do you?:wink:

inFINSible
04-03-2006, 07:46 AM
Actualy this is the best gag in this thread.
See you in a week infins.

:wpat:
:bravo:

Phinz4Life
04-03-2006, 10:09 AM
You guys don't watch south Park do you?:wink:


I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady. And of course, to steal the bodies. After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents' demise! And of course, feed you your chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili." - Cartman

Haha.

dolfan72734me
04-03-2006, 02:47 PM
You guys don't watch south Park do you?:wink:
Thats why I put the creeping away smiley. That episode had me shaken up, couldn't sleep for the nightmares, and had a queezy feeling in my stomache for a week.....





:lol:

backpacker
04-03-2006, 03:33 PM
Thank you infins. I knew SOMEONE had to get it.

HysterikiLL
04-04-2006, 12:38 AM
....okay, so can I at least get a free VIP membership anyway? :(

Wasn't it YOU inFins who said there was to be none of this April Fools stuff? :rolleyes:

HysterikiLL
04-04-2006, 12:40 AM
Not only a good prank, but a great way to get revenge. Tell your back-stabbing friends that you are training a donkey to bite off your enemy's *****, so that way, they'll tell him and then he'll go tell his parents to kill the donkey. Little do they know, the donkey is owned by some crazy farmer with a double barrel shotgun, which he uses to blow them away. Then tell the enemy that you're having a chili cook-off on the upcoming weekend and he should make some of his own and come. This way, he'll do something nasty to his and have you eat it at the cook-off. BUT, you use the remains of his parents to make your chili. Then at the cook-off, swap chili. Suck up whatever he did to yours, and let him eat his. Then you tell him that he just ate his parents. Digress about your evil plans. As he cries, lick his yummy salty tears.


wtf??? :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

inFINSible
04-05-2006, 08:36 AM
....okay, so can I at least get a free VIP membership anyway? :(

Wasn't it YOU inFins who said there was to be none of this April Fools stuff? :rolleyes:
Nope....that was Muck....and he's retired. :D