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NorFlaFin
04-05-2006, 01:48 PM
:wink: http://www.thebrushback.com/mockdraft.htm

My favor.

23 Bucs Jonathan Scott
The Bucs need somebody large to protect quarterback Chris Simms here. I suggest my girlfriend. Honey, seriously: this is a gentle reminder that you need to cut down on the Cherry Garcia.

burger13
04-05-2006, 02:01 PM
I've never seen a mock draft have less to do with football..........and that's including NBA, NHL and MLB mocks btw.

complete waste of time.

Pennington's Rocket Arm
04-05-2006, 02:03 PM
it's a joke site.

DaunteFin
04-05-2006, 02:07 PM
lmao it was pretty funny actually..." He's a really guy,too. My friend used to go out with his siter." lol good reason to take him huh?

Pennington's Rocket Arm
04-05-2006, 02:07 PM
my favorite:

The ‘experts’ say the Rams will use this draft to shore up their defense, but consider this: the Rams are stupid.

:lol:

DaunteFin
04-05-2006, 02:08 PM
LMAO and i love the comment about us

arsenal
04-05-2006, 02:08 PM
hahaha that was great...


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Nick Mangold
Ohio State
SR
The Ravens would be wise to pick a smart, heady type of player here and try him out as head coach.

DaunteFin
04-05-2006, 02:09 PM
hahahaha i didn't see that one. read the one about broncos reseivers too

WelcomeBack
04-05-2006, 02:12 PM
LoL...my favorite part:

"Dick Jauron is a Yale graduate. I wonder if he can somehow transfer some of his smarts into the pile of goo that is JP Losman’s brain."

DaunteFin
04-05-2006, 02:13 PM
yeah this is by far the best mock draft i've seen this year im bookmarking it

Spray Mucus
04-05-2006, 02:28 PM
some of my favs...


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LenDale White
USC
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The Jets have signed Chad Pennington and now they must improve their running game. Lendale White may be available here. He really runs downhill, unlike Curtis Martin, who runs uphill with a piano strapped to his back.



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Jay Cutler
Vanderbilt
SR
They should take Jay Cutler here. I don’t care if he’s already been taken. He’s that good.


:sidelol: - Al Davis is so old, I bet he would do something like this.


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Michael Huff
Texas
SR
The Lions have a lot of holes that need to be filled here. Safety Michael Huff would be the safe choice. Actually the safe choice would be packing up the team, driving it to the east coast and dumping the whole thing in the Atlantic ocean. Then again, there’s a chance someone could still find it.



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Santonio Holmes
Ohio St
JR
The Chargers will probably look for a wide receiver to provide a target for Philip Rivers, who is taking over at quarterback despite being unproven and inexperienced. You can see why they kept him, though. He seemed to really want that starting job. Guys like that come along once every 20 or 30 years.



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Sinorice Moss
Miami
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The Broncos will probably take Sinorice Moss here, which means they’ll have a receiver named Sinorice Moss and one named Ashley Lelie. And one named Rod Smith. That’s not a receiving corp. That’s a threesome in a porn movie.

Troysif
04-05-2006, 04:09 PM
Jay Cutler was taken twice, must be somone cloned him

GCD960
04-05-2006, 04:49 PM
Admit though, its pretty funny