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SCall13
04-09-2006, 05:41 PM
Didn't see this posted. Pretty funny. Enjoy.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/060407

HysterikiLL
04-09-2006, 06:38 PM
Indianapolis at NY Giants -- NBC's Sunday night schedule opens with the "Manning Bowl." Forget going against his little brother's team; Peyton Manning is probably more excited just to be playing in a bowl game that doesn't have "Citrus" in the title.


:chuckle:

HysterikiLL
04-09-2006, 06:43 PM
Miami at Chicago -- Two franchises still not completely healed from their respective Dave Wannstedt eras take the next step toward recovery.


:rofl:

Alex44
04-09-2006, 06:45 PM
Seattle at Detroit -- The Seahawks return to the site of last year's Super Bowl, and the Lions already have their game plan drawn up: "Leave Jerramy Stevens wide open at all times."


I love this one for some reason lol

BrazForPhins
04-09-2006, 09:21 PM
Buffalo at New England -- New England opens against a 5-11 team that has a new coach, making it a bit tough for the Patriots to claim the NFL is using the schedule to conspire against them this year.


New England at NY Jets -- The conspiracy against the Patriots continues as they are forced to play the mighty Jets.


Miami at New England -- The Patriots are faced here with the displeasure of actually having to play a decent team from within their division for the first time in years. That doesn't seem right. Down is up, up is down. The whole world is crashing around us.


NY Jets at New England -- Eric Mangini returns to New England to take on Bill Belichick. And a hundred bucks says there's at least one fan sign in Foxborough that reads: "We still love Mangina."


Detroit at New England -- Seriously, this brutal schedule the Patriots have is so unfair! The inhumanity!

lol

Silverphin
04-09-2006, 09:32 PM
Miami at New England -- The Patriots are faced here with the displeasure of actually having to play a decent team from within their division for the first time in years. That doesn't seem right. Down is up, up is down. The whole world is crashing around us.


Got that right.

ih8brady
04-09-2006, 10:56 PM
Pittsburgh at Jacksonville -- Jaguars cornerback Rashean Mathis said it was a "statement game" last year when Jacksonville beat Pittsburgh in overtime. He was right. The statement was: "We're barely good enough to beat a team quarterbacked by Tommy Maddox


Buffalo at Detroit -- J.P. Losman and whoever the Lions quarterback will be at this point go head-to-head to see which team can get better 2007 draft position in hopes of selecting their replacements.

JP Losaman :monkeyl:
:lol:

DolphinDevil28
04-09-2006, 10:59 PM
Arizona at Atlanta -- The league's two most mobile quarterbacks go head-to-head.


:lol:

playmaker1
04-09-2006, 11:01 PM
Miami at Chicago -- Two franchises still not completely healed from their respective Dave Wannstedt eras take the next step toward recovery.


:rofl:

:sidelol: so true

TotoreMexico
04-09-2006, 11:01 PM
Cleveland at Baltimore -- Punting is awesome.

:lol:

ih8brady
04-09-2006, 11:05 PM
Pittsburgh at Atlanta -- Like Valtrex is to herpes, Troy Polamalu is to Michael Vick.


OMFG, I can't believe he went there! lol


!Viva Senor Mexico!

DolphinDevil28
04-09-2006, 11:18 PM
Cleveland at Baltimore -- Punting is awesome.

:lol:

:lol: I love that one.

DolphinDevil28
04-09-2006, 11:20 PM
NY Jets at Miami -- As though the lives of Jets fans aren't depressing enough, now they have to watch their team ruin Christmas for them, too.


:ffic:

Dolphins=LIFE
04-12-2006, 04:20 PM
This guy seemed to REALLY support the Phins in that entire thing, niiiiice

AquaInferno
04-12-2006, 04:43 PM
NY Jets at Miami -- As though the lives of Jets fans aren't depressing enough, now they have to watch their team ruin Christmas for them, too.

Best one :lol:

DanStillStands
04-13-2006, 09:02 AM
NY Jets at Miami -- As though the lives of Jets fans aren't depressing enough, now they have to watch their team ruin Christmas for them, too.



:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: