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Clark Kent
04-09-2006, 11:42 PM
Steen won dozens of championships in an impressive competitive career. In 1966 he beat the top two competitors in the country back to back, Chuck Norris and Joe Lewis, to become the only Texas to win the prestigious Grand-championship of the International Karate Championships (right).
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http://www.tmahof.com/HallOfFame/members/allensteen.html

Roman529
04-09-2006, 11:43 PM
Yeah but is he an 8th degree black belt like Chuck is? NOOO.

ih8brady
04-09-2006, 11:53 PM
Did he invent water like Norris? NO!

byroan
04-09-2006, 11:57 PM
Chuck Norris went back in time and KO'd him in 2 seconds to take the championship back.

Roman529
04-10-2006, 12:02 AM
Did he invent water like Norris? NO!

Chuck Norris actually invented peanut butter, but while in transit to the patent office, George Washington Carver knocked him unconscious with the aid of chloroform and stole his patent. For revenge, Chuck Norris threw 7 freight trains on top of George Washington Carver. He died from this.

lazareth
04-10-2006, 03:09 AM
chuck will be fine, trust me :yes:

ponchovilla
04-10-2006, 03:39 AM
You see the thing is: Chuck let him win. Eventhough Chuck can take on roughly half of Idaho at the same time, the gods gifted him with a heart of gold. Through this you can see Chuck's modesty. Let the little people win a few times, it keeps them from getting discouraged.

Gonzo
04-10-2006, 03:46 AM
Steen won dozens of championships in an impressive competitive career. In 1966 he beat the top two competitors in the country back to back, Chuck Morris and Joe Lewis, to become the only Texas to win the prestigious Grand-championship of the International Karate Championships (right).

Who's Chuck Morris? We all know the truth. Bruce Lee sent out these evil Morris clones to tarnish his nemesis, even "defeating" one in Return/Revenge/Fury/Way/Poop of the Dragon. We are not fooled Bruce. We are not fooled.

Pennington's Rocket Arm
04-10-2006, 08:50 AM
chuck norris jokes (or morris) never get old.

MoFinz
04-10-2006, 08:53 AM
Who's Joking?

Chuck Norris once slammed a revolving door......now thats a BAMF

dQbell
04-10-2006, 10:54 AM
The creator of this story was struck by lightning seconds after this web pages was created. Ironicly, the autopsy revealed a burn on the victims chest that spelt out...word for word..."Don't ****with Chuck."

Do Not Bypass the profanity filter!!

CharlestonPhan
04-10-2006, 04:01 PM
Who's Joking?

Chuck Norris once slammed a revolving door......now thats a BAMF

:lol:

CharlestonPhan
04-10-2006, 04:06 PM
true story: back in high school in the mid 80's i knew a guy who would try to sneak and add the name Chuck Norris to the class role every time he had a substitute teacher in school. when the substitute would call out the name "Chuck Norris," the guy would say matter of factly that Chuck Norris kicked down the door and left.

he was kind of famous for being the class clown anyway, but it was amusing and basicly harmless.

Spray Mucus
04-10-2006, 04:32 PM
I once saw Chuck Norris jump out a window, instead of going down, he defied gravity and went up 2 stories to breast feed a hungry crying baby.