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Jaydog57
03-08-2003, 11:22 AM
The views expressed in this 'debate' do not necessarily represent the views of the poster.:D



> > Question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
> children.
> Suddenly, a dangerous looking
> man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you
while
> screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an
expert
> shot.
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do
you
> do?
>
> __________________________________________________________________
> Liberal Answer:
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man
> look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is
> inspiring
> him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about
the
> kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
out
> of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it
possible
> he'd
> be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely
> want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to
> grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
> stabbing
> me?
> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
a
> few days to try to come to a conclusion.
>
> ____________________________________________________________
> Conservative Answer:
>
> BANG!
>
> ____________________________________________________________
> Texan's Answer:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...
> RELOAD!!!!!
>
> Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids
> think?"
>
>
> Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
> Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"
:cool:

WharfRat
03-08-2003, 11:53 AM
:lol: :lol:

t2thejz
03-08-2003, 10:15 PM
:lol: :lol: . :lol:

Sabre Ally
03-09-2003, 04:17 AM
:rofl: