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dreday
04-12-2006, 02:49 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif (http://imageshack.us)

OMG THIS WOMAN IS NOT HAPPENIN', NOW WE WILL NEVER
FIND HIM.:barf:

The 55-year-old actress said it was about time somebody tackled the terrorist and claimed she could be just the woman for the job.

Speaking at an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolina said: "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it.

"I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1799211.html

In_Flames
04-12-2006, 02:52 PM
:barf:

Roman529
04-12-2006, 03:00 PM
Isn't this the Italian porn star who is in the Italian Senate??

Pagan
04-12-2006, 03:01 PM
She's pulled this crap MANY times in the past. So far, no one's taken her up on her offer.

Surprise, surprise. :rolleyes:

Mindwarp
04-12-2006, 03:02 PM
that has to be a man

Roman529
04-12-2006, 03:05 PM
Maybe it's a She-He???

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/04/cicciolina-1.jpg

Rocky Raccoon
04-12-2006, 03:08 PM
I think that is Bin Laden

Spray Mucus
04-12-2006, 03:14 PM
Look at those man hands.

Roman529
04-12-2006, 03:18 PM
Look at those man hands.

Always check the Adam's apple if you are not sure. :sidelol:

UltraDol-Fan
04-12-2006, 03:19 PM
worst.offer.ever

Silverphin
04-12-2006, 03:22 PM
I just literally barfed all over my keyboard.

byroan
04-12-2006, 03:27 PM
Thank god she's never been in anything I've seen.

DrAstroZoom
04-12-2006, 03:47 PM
She's a MAN, baby!

CalDolFan1014
04-12-2006, 03:49 PM
Are you sure IT'S a woman?????????? :barf:

NaboCane
04-12-2006, 03:51 PM
That thing makes Afghanistan look positively alluring.

Silverphin
04-12-2006, 03:52 PM
She's about to prompt another attack with that offer.

Majpain
04-12-2006, 04:02 PM
Look at those man hands.

Reminds me of the seinfeld episodes :)

lazareth
04-12-2006, 04:34 PM
she may have looked good back in the day

not now...not now

CalDolFan1014
04-12-2006, 04:34 PM
she may have looked good back in the day

not now...not now

Not now....not ever....never ever! :lol:

NaboCane
04-12-2006, 04:51 PM
she may have looked good back in the day

not now...not now

You mean when she was a much younger man?

d-day
04-12-2006, 04:53 PM
isn't he/she doing the surreal life right now?

COMEBACKRICKY
04-12-2006, 04:59 PM
Osama could do better

lazareth
04-12-2006, 05:14 PM
You mean when she was a much younger man?
she was never a he...she's just like *most* women, they don't look better as they age

lazareth
04-12-2006, 05:15 PM
she was never a he...she's just like *most* women, they don't look better as they age
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicciolina

Noodle Arm
04-12-2006, 05:18 PM
Osama's Response: "Oooh really? Let me see her pic....HOLY JIHAD!!! WTF is that? Just tell her thank you for the offer...but I'm happy here in my cave with the goats."

AquaInferno
04-12-2006, 05:22 PM
Yeah she's definitely the world's worst bait. I guess it's better than risking Beyonce or Jessica Alba or something. We couldn't afford to lose either of them!

RWhitney014
04-12-2006, 05:22 PM
Some quotes, according to Wikipedia's entry:

"My breasts have never done anyone any harm, while bin Laden's war has caused thousands of victims." — October 2002
"I look like a transvestite." — November 2003

Yes, yes you do.

Quelonio
04-12-2006, 05:30 PM
Dear lord:


In her 1986 film Cicciolina Number One - Horsepower, her counterpart Denise Dior is seen performing fellatio on a horse

King Nate
04-12-2006, 05:35 PM
Dear lord:

:eek:

Yowza! I guess she figured that horses can't be choosers.

Shula Come Back!
04-12-2006, 05:38 PM
Damn, and people thought the Vikings made a bad trade!!!!!!lol

Samphin
04-12-2006, 05:41 PM
Looking at her picture makes me want to wage Jihad. Bad offer. Just, no.

SCall13
04-12-2006, 07:07 PM
that has to be a man


:yeahthat:

Dors156
04-12-2006, 07:26 PM
:barf:

HysterikiLL
04-12-2006, 07:46 PM
That's not a porn star. That's a screen-cap from White Chicks 2

HysterikiLL
04-12-2006, 07:46 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif (http://imageshack.us/)http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/04/chicks_large-1.jpg

In_Flames
04-12-2006, 07:50 PM
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4502/ciccolina16ck.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)http://movies.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/white_chicks/images/chicks_large.jpg

:sidelol:

Silverphin
04-12-2006, 10:46 PM
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4502/ciccolina16ck.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)http://movies.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/white_chicks/images/chicks_large.jpg

Am I the only one who finds it disturbing that the "girls" in the White Chicks poster look a lot better than... whatever the heck that is?

dQbell
04-12-2006, 10:53 PM
I kinda like her bangs. So natural...so "I'm a man"