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Metal Panda
04-13-2006, 10:50 PM
Nominees?

I start the proceedings with Dick Trickle. I mean come on...that isn't a name, that's a disorder

"I have to go to the clinic, I fear I have dick trickle".

miamikid92
04-13-2006, 10:51 PM
lol, theres a little kid in like 1st grade in my school named "tru love"

lazareth
04-13-2006, 10:56 PM
this guy in my town...his name was richard head...he once told someone that the only regret he had in his life, was naming his son after him

Gonzo
04-13-2006, 10:57 PM
d-day :nono:

GreenMonster
04-13-2006, 10:57 PM
A girl I went to school with dads name was Jack Goff.. priceless... "How has Jack Goff been" was a pretty popular question..

FinaciousOne
04-13-2006, 11:00 PM
Seymour Butts
Peter Dragon
Ben Dover
Dick Little

FinaciousOne
04-13-2006, 11:04 PM
Harry Beavers
Ho Phat
Candy Barr
Justin Case

ShaqandWade323
04-13-2006, 11:04 PM
Dick Pound.

Clark Kent
04-13-2006, 11:05 PM
Assface Assfacerson.

Worst name ever. Thread can be closed now. :tongue:

PHINATIC13
04-13-2006, 11:07 PM
Dick Green (former Philly Manager)


Engleberg Humperdink (sp)

CharlestonPhan
04-13-2006, 11:07 PM
when i was a senior in high school there were twin brothers who were freshman named Lemonjello and Oranjello Brown...

FinaciousOne
04-13-2006, 11:07 PM
Constance Belcher

Julie Eaton married William Crowe and hiphenated her name
Julie Eaton-Crowe





It's a good thing William's last name wasn't Cox

The Rev
04-13-2006, 11:07 PM
Honest to goodness names. Remember I'm a teacher

Nosmo King (No Smoking)

Female (pronounced feh-muh-lee)

Monanesha (Mona Lisa)

lazareth
04-13-2006, 11:17 PM
kid i went to school with:

Julius Poindexter Timberlake IV

one of my troublemaker friends, early high school when I first moved to NC from VT:

Quilly Leevey Jones Jr.

his nickname (even among family) was Dootlebug (yes...with a "t" and no space)

NaboCane
04-13-2006, 11:17 PM
Juan Caca.

d-day
04-13-2006, 11:21 PM
Nominees?

I start the proceedings with Dick Trickle. I mean come on...that isn't a name, that's a disorder

"I have to go to the clinic, I fear I have dick trickle".

shane

dreday
04-13-2006, 11:21 PM
Hot Carl
Dirty Sanchez

Slappy8800
04-13-2006, 11:44 PM
"this is dick army"

"ahahahahahah no really whats ur name


"dick army"

"hahahahahaha whats ur wife's name coast gaurd ******?"

Agent51
04-13-2006, 11:44 PM
Nominees?

I start the proceedings with Dick Trickle. I mean come on...that isn't a name, that's a disorder

"I have to go to the clinic, I fear I have dick trickle".

That is the name that instantly popped into my head when I saw this thread, figures it's posted FIRST, lol. But yea, how bad does that name SUCK! Sounds lik he's named after the symptom of an STD

Slappy8800
04-13-2006, 11:45 PM
nfl player Ben gay?

RWhitney014
04-13-2006, 11:56 PM
Some politician from Texas named Hogg had twin daughters and named them Ima and Ura...my father swears this is true.

Gonzo
04-14-2006, 12:00 AM
shane

:hmmm:

pigskinguy
04-14-2006, 12:08 AM
Actor Brian Benben and actress Madeleine Stowe had a boy and named him Benjamin.

Benjamin Benben.:sidelol:

Samphin
04-14-2006, 12:09 AM
I kid you not, my sister used to work at a credit union, and one of the members's name was: Marteetees Mackadangdang. I laughed for three straight days at that one.

As far as celebrities go. Deborah Harry (aka Blondie) always made me giggle. In the phonebook her name would of course be, Harry Deborah which is funny.

A guy down the street from me is named Harry Mann.

And finally, there is a pro wrestling ref who is named Slick Johnson. Thank you. I will be here all week.

Gonzo
04-14-2006, 12:09 AM
I went to school with a John Jacob and a Nicholas Knick. Do these parents think at all?

Samphin
04-14-2006, 12:10 AM
Also, along the lines of pro wrestling. There used to be a wrestler who went by the moniker of the Ultimate Warrior. His real name was Jim Helwig. However, he changed his name legally to Warrior about 15 years ago. Not too bad right? He recently changed it again, giving himself a last name. That last name? Warrior.

Yep, he legally changed his name to Warrior Warrior.

OurHeartAndSoul
04-14-2006, 12:58 AM
In middle school there was this cross eyed kid with last name Glasscock that always got into trouble. Funny when the principle would come over the intercom in the classroom saying "Hello (insert teacher name) I'm looking for a Glasscock can you send em down to me right away I need to see him."

PassRush
04-14-2006, 01:03 AM
Every time I meet a girl named Regina I laugh, because for some reason I like to pronounce it Ragina

HysterikiLL
04-14-2006, 02:01 AM
I think it's been pretty much established that anyone with 'Dick' as a first name can't really manage to pull off a surname that well.

LtDan
04-14-2006, 02:01 AM
Jack Mehoff.

HysterikiLL
04-14-2006, 02:02 AM
nfl player Ben gay?

Randall Gay
DeMarcus Faggins

LtDan
04-14-2006, 02:02 AM
Meat Loaf

HysterikiLL
04-14-2006, 02:02 AM
Jack Mehoff.

Okay, but you'll have to pay me.



:foundout:

Roman529
04-14-2006, 02:03 AM
Butros Butros Galli
Dick Pound
Richard Head
Gwyneth Paltrow's kid "Apple"

LtDan
04-14-2006, 02:04 AM
DeCody Fagg Florida State Football

HysterikiLL
04-14-2006, 02:04 AM
Butros Butros Galli
Dick Pound
Richard Head
Gwyneth Paltrow's kid "Apple"

Who is the rockstar who named his kid Moon Unit, Moon Runner?

Roman529
04-14-2006, 02:07 AM
Who is the rockstar who named his kid Moon Unit, Moon Runner?

Frank Zappa...his other kid is named Dweezil.

I went to school with a guy named Sherlock Holmes....honest. :lol:

Slappy8800
04-14-2006, 02:18 AM
crap i forget penn from penn and teller's kids name...argh

Roman529
04-14-2006, 02:37 AM
crap i forget penn from penn and teller's kids name...argh

Penn named his kid Moxie Crimefighter. Nicholas Cage named his son Kal-el which was the name of Superman.

Slappy8800
04-14-2006, 02:40 AM
Penn named his kid Moxie Crimefighter. Nicholas Cage named his son Kal-el which was the name of Superman.

thank you:tongue:

HelenaBucket
04-14-2006, 07:00 AM
Yesterday I recieved a letter from the benefits department of the corporation I work for...signed by Jarrod Stabnow.

At an insurance company I worked for there was a client with the last name of Cwiklik. We always wondered if he had a wife or daughter named Anita.

At one hospital I worked at, there was a resident whose name is Jody Muff. We hoped she someday went into practice with Drs. Diver and Lovett.

A friend worked for a local veterinarian by the name of Dr. Bitgood.

Pagan
04-14-2006, 07:06 AM
I went to school with a John Jacob and a Nicholas Knick. Do these parents think at all?
A good friend of mine is named Rita Reda. School must have been fun for her.

welderpat
04-14-2006, 08:13 AM
Little Richard




Think about it



:wpat:

poornate
04-14-2006, 08:46 AM
when i was a senior in high school there were twin brothers who were freshman named Lemonjello and Oranjello Brown...

....I have heard 20 people say this and usually there is a sister named Tapioca. I find it hard to believe this "coincidence" is true. I must call shenanigans.....

WharfRat
04-14-2006, 09:02 AM
One of the end-users at the company I work for has the name - Laura Greathead.

dQbell
04-14-2006, 09:06 AM
When I was a teenager, there was a guy in our phonebook named Bippen Dipschidt. Imagine the Crank Phone calls he got.

TJamesW_phinfan
04-14-2006, 09:20 AM
Seymour Butts
Peter Dragon
Ben Dover
Dick Little

Ilene Dover :)

I had a highschool math teacher named Mr Bonar which of course was always mispronounced by the students.

UltraDol-Fan
04-14-2006, 09:32 AM
In my high school we had a teacher named Harry Coch. and a buddy of mine knows a girl named ****head. pronounced Sha-thead


EDIT: it bleaped it :(

mor911
04-14-2006, 09:34 AM
I got a list of horrible names:

1. Tom Brady
2. Chad Pennington
3. Jay Fiedler
4. Teddy Bruschi
5. Curtis Martin
6. JP Losman
7. Takeo Spikes
8. Brooks Bollinger
9. Deion Branch
10. Corey Dillon

Oh god this list goes on and on... Here's the full lists:

Part 1 (http://www.nfl.com/teams/rosters/NYJ)
Part 2 (http://www.nfl.com/teams/rosters/BUF)
Part 3 (http://www.nfl.com/teams/rosters/NE)

WharfRat
04-14-2006, 09:37 AM
I got a list of horrible names:

1. Tom Brady
2. Chad Pennington
3. Jay Fiedler
4. Teddy Bruschi
5. Curtis Martin
6. JP Losman
7. Takeo Spikes
8. Brooks Bollinger
9. Deion Branch
10. Corey Dillon

Oh god this list goes on and on... Here's the full lists:

Part 1 (http://www.nfl.com/teams/rosters/NYJ)
Part 2 (http://www.nfl.com/teams/rosters/BUF)
Part 3 (http://www.nfl.com/teams/rosters/NE)

:sidelol:

njfinfan
04-14-2006, 09:40 AM
:sidelol:

:sidelol:

Two names of people I really know that I feel sorry for.

One is Linda Pancake. The other believe it or not is named Doktor Doctor. I kid you not.

byroan
04-14-2006, 09:52 AM
One of the end-users at the company I work for has the name - Laura Greathead.

Well does she live up to her name? :lol:

PassRush
04-14-2006, 10:21 AM
There is a freshmen playing for Florida State(I am 90% sure it is FSU) name Lussious Pusey.

poornate
04-14-2006, 10:23 AM
My daughters middle name is Bean....

poornate
04-14-2006, 10:24 AM
....and it has nothing to do with Cobain before someone asks....

FinaciousOne
04-14-2006, 11:09 AM
The other believe it or not is named Doktor Doctor. I kid you not.

I can hear his patients now,
"Doktor Doctor, tell me the news, I gotta bad case of lovin' you."

FLOUNDER
04-14-2006, 11:11 AM
I feel sorry for "bob saget"

after the tourettes guy yells his name all the time...

Metal Panda
04-15-2006, 09:33 AM
One of my high school friends recently had her first child, and named it Paul.

Paul, incidentally, was also her maiden name. Good thing she took her husband's surname when she got married, to Mattingly. Could you imagine Paul Paul?

Metal Panda
04-15-2006, 09:34 AM
Who is the rockstar who named his kid Moon Unit, Moon Runner?

probably been answered already, but Frank Zappa

and he also named his son Dweezil

Metal Panda
04-15-2006, 09:36 AM
I once saw the funniest last name (and it's no joke, it's real)

Manlove. I kid you not. Manlove was the surname.

http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/pers-us/uspers-m/a-manlov.htm

there are several others on the net, that's the first example I found

inFINSible
04-15-2006, 09:40 AM
Coco Crisp

cnc66
04-15-2006, 10:03 AM
My daughters middle name is Bean....

????

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

:sidelol: please forgive me....

Scrap
04-15-2006, 10:18 AM
????

http://biboz.net/feos/8_ugly_people.jpg

:sidelol: please forgive me....:lol: That was good.

njfinfan
04-15-2006, 10:22 AM
????

http://biboz.net/feos/8_ugly_people.jpg

:sidelol: please forgive me....

:shakeno: :baghead: :club: :D

cnc66
04-15-2006, 10:40 AM
sorry, if anyone should be sharing inFINS sig it should be me....:cooldude:

RWhitney014
04-15-2006, 03:44 PM
How about Peter Schmuck of the Baltimore Sun?

FinFan72
04-15-2006, 06:48 PM
I knew a guy named Harry Whitehead
His parents played a cruel joke on him :wink:

bg34
04-15-2006, 07:01 PM
I know a guy named Mike Hunt.....poor fella :lol:

ponchovilla
04-15-2006, 07:03 PM
Grew up with a girl names Christmas Johnson.

FinFan72
04-15-2006, 07:30 PM
i know a little kid named Bacardi
someone must've been drunk:friday:

TerryTate
04-15-2006, 07:40 PM
Any women named Bertha

And to add to the list of horrible FSU Football player names... Craphonso Thorpe.

gator_sensation
04-15-2006, 08:14 PM
I know a girl whos first name is Apple. I went to school with a guy that had two first names. His name is John Todd.

Coral Reefer
04-15-2006, 08:21 PM
Any girl named

Chastity, Candy or Mercedes.

What are their parents thinking?
They might as well put a stripper pole in their crib.

phins17
04-15-2006, 09:22 PM
Sara Slutts

Blitz
04-15-2006, 09:48 PM
How about a boy named Sue? :D

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

In_Flames
04-15-2006, 09:52 PM
there was a girl in one of my classes once named Baby Girl Woodson...yes her first name was legally Baby, and her middle name Girl....she showed me her birth certificate to proove it to me...

Metal Panda
04-16-2006, 02:20 AM
there was a girl in one of my classes once named Baby Girl Woodson...yes her first name was legally Baby, and her middle name Girl....she showed me her birth certificate to proove it to me...

then she showed you her.....

erm....you know where I'm going with this

TheAnswer385
04-16-2006, 02:49 AM
Kid i went to school with was named Harry Johnson...no joke

Miamian
04-16-2006, 02:52 AM
Juan Caca.
A former co-worker of mine has the name as an ex-Dolphins LB, known for his aggressive play. Another co-worker who absolutely hated him used to call him Juan P***a.

Growing up, we had neighbors who named their son and I'm not joking, Lord Warrior. I sometimes wonder whatever happened to the kid.:shakeno: I really felt sorry for him.

We can all watch the Simpsons to get material.

Metal Panda
04-16-2006, 02:54 AM
"Art, Bart, Cart, Dart, Eart......"

Roman529
04-16-2006, 02:59 AM
There is a girl who's legal first name is Female....pronounced Fe-malay....the stupid person doing the birth certificate put the sex of the baby as her name.
Duuhhhh. :lol:

Metal Panda
04-16-2006, 03:02 AM
My name is Fennemen Grubelsplenken, pronounced "Doug Smith"

Miamian
04-16-2006, 03:33 AM
A joke I once heard (I don't remember it exactly so I'm filling in some holes):

A tourist was visiting Chinatown and happened upon the Goldstein laudromat. Curious, he went inside and saw the owner, an elderly Chinese gentleman, sitting behind the counter.

The tourist asked how the laundromat got its peculiar name. The owner said "this is my name, Morris Goldstein" The tourist asked "how did you get a name like Morris Goldstein?" The owner replied. I come to this country long ago and wait in line at border control. Lady asked man in front of me "what is your name?" He say "Morris Goldstein." Then she ask me my name, I say "Sem Ting."

Samphin
04-16-2006, 04:13 AM
Another wrestling one for you. Bret "the Hitman" Hart has a few kids. One he named Beans (daughter) and another he named Blade (son). Not the worst but Beans is rather weird.

WeVie
04-16-2006, 11:17 AM
I can't believe no one has mentioned the sports announcer on ABC I think by the name of Jack Arute. Do you think he has anyone in his family named Anita?

Ohio Fanatic
04-16-2006, 04:05 PM
I think I know the best one: A kid in my high school, real tool, weird as hell, but you can understand why: His name was Ord Head. THat's not the worst part. His middle name was Gibbs. ...... Ord Gibbs Head.. When we saw that in the yearbook I was flabbergasted that parents would be that stupid

The New Guy
04-18-2006, 10:56 PM
This one is for real. Moe Lester. That's a name I pitty a man for having.

FinFan72
04-18-2006, 11:17 PM
Tom Cruises new baby girl SURI

Metal Panda
04-18-2006, 11:26 PM
Robert Fartan

ih8brady
04-18-2006, 11:26 PM
Ben Gay, formerly of the Cleveland Browns

In_Flames
04-18-2006, 11:27 PM
I did know a girl named Karen Stank back in HS...

PHINATIC13
04-18-2006, 11:33 PM
Lou Cipher

Bob Voso

Michael Hunt (Porky's :lol:)

Metal Panda
04-18-2006, 11:40 PM
Lou Cipher



haha name the movie...

"WHO WAS THE BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"

backpacker
04-18-2006, 11:46 PM
Suri Cruise.

JAcK o D1AmonDs
04-19-2006, 12:05 AM
Richard Ball (cousin's senior english teacher)

miamikid92
04-26-2006, 05:16 PM
theres a girl in my class whos last name is seamon :lol:

d-day
04-26-2006, 05:29 PM
walt, jon, george, darin...

dolfan72734me
04-26-2006, 05:48 PM
One of my best friends through high school was named Tri. His last name was Moore.

Majpain
04-26-2006, 06:59 PM
Paris Hilton.

FIN-IN-RI
04-26-2006, 09:05 PM
RobFins2005

Metal Panda
04-26-2006, 09:06 PM
:sidelol:

PHINATIC13
04-26-2006, 09:11 PM
walt, jon, george, darin...

"in house" humor?.........:chuckle:

Predaphin
04-26-2006, 10:01 PM
Rolly ***** and his brother Harry. I'm not kidding you guys, Rolly was my elementary school teacher and his brother Harry was just a teacher.

GRAPEAPE
04-26-2006, 10:31 PM
Mike Lithurtz

Ok this one is for real These Twin brothers went to Gary Mann Highschool in Gary, Indiana

Lemangello Williams
and
orangello Williams

Great Basketball players, and track stars. But to be named Lemon-Jello, and Orange-jello that would suck.

woody1351
04-26-2006, 10:32 PM
Nominees?

I start the proceedings with Dick Trickle. I mean come on...that isn't a name, that's a disorder

"I have to go to the clinic, I fear I have dick trickle".

when i was at the brickyard 400 last yr a guy had a bumper sticker that said "racing makes my dick trickle"

theres a guy in my town names thomas thomas thomas