View Full Version : Spring is hear agen and this is whats happening in my world

04-14-2006, 10:22 PM
hey everywon this is John Simmons: i no its ben a long time but im back agen: ive been really busy as of late: im back working at the gas stayshen: they got a new manajer so they rehired me and sense then bizness has pickd up alot: also my last computer stoppd working so i had to get a new one witch dug and his son bilt for me: this is what ive ben up to lately:

so the other day me and dug desided that it wood be fun to scare sum people so i put on my demon outfit: i think this realy captures the evilness of the demon: dug sed {wear are you going to go and scare people john:} i sed {youll find out: its time for revenj:}

erlier in the day me-dug-and sum women that we had pickd up were playing some wiffle ball in dugs backyard: well i hit the ball over the fense and it went into this old womans flowers: i jumpd the fense and ran into the flowers to get the ball and i herd her yelling {you get out: get out of my flowers: youre trespasing:}: i lookd up and she was sitting in a chair in the flowers: i sed {you make me sick and your a hyptocrit: look at you your sitting in the flowers:} she sed {there are no flowers under wear im sitting:} well i kept going through the flowers and she was getting out of the chair to come after me: i finely found the ball and then jumpd the fense agen: she sat back down and went to sleep: i zoomd in and took this pic:

well wen the evening came i put on my racing outfit and hat over my demon costume and walkd up to the fense and yelld to the old woman {ive come to get you:} she woke up and started crying: i qwikly set part of the fense on fire "witch i had put gasolean on" and then i got on my motorcycle and did a jump thru it to scare her: i went over her hed and tryd to land on her driveway and then ride off but i coodn't stop soon enuff:

well i ended up going thru her window insted and landed in her kitchen: the plase caut on fire so i ran out: i herd her screeming {my howse is on fire: my howse is on fire:}: pretty soon the firemen came and put it out: they dont no that it was me: the woman thinks it was a demen and i herd her tell the poleese that to:

ive had a lot of grate vehicels but ive never had a tractor: so earlier today i bawt won: its been slitely used but it still runs good: sense i dont farm i desided i needed to find something else to do with it: dug got a pic of me in the tractor wen i first got it but i cant seem to find that pic now:
anyways well im driving along and this car comes up behind me and starts honking: then they started to pass me and the driver thru something at me so i swervd over and hit the car with the tractor: they kept driving and then pulled over: i jumpd out of the tractor and let it run into a feeld: i ran into the forest and then went onto a side rode wear dug was wating: we circled back around and dug set the camera on dashboard and took this pic wile i hid in the backseat: oviously a cop had pulled over and was checking out the problem: as you can see i causd some damage :D
hears a picture of the tractor after i jumpd out: after i had hit the car the tractor caut on fire and so it finely exploded in the feeld: this picture shows the destructchen of the moment:

wen dug and me were driving back to drop me off at my apartment: i saw sumthing out of the corner of my eye: i sed {hey dug pull over}: he sed {why}: i sed {there are sum women in that car over there and i can get them to stop}: he sed {ok}: so we stopped and i got out and i got out my striped flag "i had gotten it at a race" and waved it: they stoppd the car and i sed {our car broke down: can you give us a ride back into town:} the red haird won sed {sure: hop in}: so we jumpd into the back seat:

the red haird girl sed {hey im tired: do you no wear we cood stop and get sum rest}: i told her {my apartment}: so we went in and dug took the yellow haird won into the guest room and i took the red hair won into my bedroom: this is my bedroom before we had sex: after we got done i had to kick them out becaus i had to start my other job about ten minuts later:

i babysit kids in the afternoon and evening: this is frankee and his brother desmon: they get on my nerves sometimes so i just put them in the room with toys and close the door: after a couple of hours i open it up and let them come out and watch the 'best of ernhart' dvd with me: wile theyre watching i give them applesauce and pepsi: my fridje isnt working rite now so it isnt to cold but they dont seem to care:

well thats what ive ben up to: i hope youre all doing well: ill talk to you soon:

John Simmons

04-14-2006, 10:23 PM

04-14-2006, 10:23 PM
John Simmons! I thought you had dissapeared! Glad you're back and still living it up man :D

04-14-2006, 10:25 PM
We missed ya John.

BTW, great story.

04-14-2006, 10:26 PM
the return of john simmons...


04-14-2006, 10:28 PM
after a couple of hours i open it up and let them come out and watch the 'best of ernhart' dvd with me:

:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

04-14-2006, 10:29 PM
:rolleyes2 :rolleyes2 :rolleyes2

04-14-2006, 10:35 PM
He's back....rumors were u were doing 25 to life in the Big House. :eek:

The Rev
04-14-2006, 10:40 PM
Great Gosh Almighty. What was that?

Nappy Roots
04-14-2006, 11:03 PM
:banana: :banana: :banana:

04-15-2006, 06:13 AM
:woot: Another great story. You have the coolest life.

04-15-2006, 06:37 AM

04-15-2006, 07:26 AM
great job John, say hi to Dug for us...sorry bout the tractor...

04-15-2006, 07:37 AM
Great Gosh Almighty. What was that?

That, my good man...is John Simmons. Every Village needs one! :D

04-15-2006, 08:01 AM

04-15-2006, 09:02 AM
The adventures of John and Dug... John Simmons lives the life we all wish we had.. Adventure, Girls, ability to blow things up at anytime..

04-15-2006, 09:19 AM

John Simmons drules!!