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Blade
04-15-2006, 12:28 AM
I have discovered that there are some strange people in the world.

http://www.ogrish.com/archives/man_kills_girlfriend_for_refusing_to_warm_up_sandwiches_Apr_14_2006.html

Muck
04-15-2006, 12:35 AM
...Fordyce knocked McCann to the floor and threw a microwave on her chest. He then stomped repeatedly on her chest until she lost consciousness. Fordyce said he didn't mean to kill McCann and that it was an accident.

Right. More like it was an accident after the fact. :nono:

Agent51
04-15-2006, 12:36 AM
I have discovered that there are some strange people in the world.

http://www.ogrish.com/archives/man_kills_girlfriend_for_refusing_to_warm_up_sandwiches_Apr_14_2006.html

WTF? He couldn't call 911 from his own house? Or run to the 2nd neighbor's house BEFORE chillin and having a beer?

Muck
04-15-2006, 12:37 AM
WTF? He couldn't call 911 from his own house? Or run to the 2nd neighbor's house BEFORE chillin and having a beer?

Hey hey hey..... It was a very stressful time for him. He needed to relax.

Cut the guy some slack.

Blade
04-15-2006, 12:39 AM
LOL, yea it was. He needed a beer to calm down before he make the second attempt to call 911.

Agent51
04-15-2006, 12:40 AM
LOL, yea it was. He needed a beer to calm down before he make the second attempt to call 911.

Yea, cuz he knew that might be the LAST chance he ever gets to have a beer.

Buddwalk
04-15-2006, 12:43 AM
ok just read it now...what an idiot throws a microwave at her then stomps her...moron :nono:

ponchovilla
04-15-2006, 12:43 AM
Yea, cuz he knew that might be the LAST chance he ever gets to have a beer.
:yeahthat:

COMEBACKRICKY
04-15-2006, 01:31 AM
those musta been killer sandwhiches.

bullseyeguy
04-15-2006, 01:52 AM
I had an ex who threw a stereo at my face when I was lying on the floor....
****ing psychos.....

Prime Time
04-15-2006, 01:59 AM
:nono: I am sure he was mad and meant to hurt her, but I know he didn't mean to kill her. I feel bad for him, but he is going to have to live with his actions.

bullseyeguy
04-15-2006, 02:05 AM
:nono: I am sure he was mad and meant to hurt her, but I know he didn't mean to kill her. I feel bad for him, but he is going to have to live with his actions.I hope to god you are joking.....

PassRush
04-15-2006, 03:05 AM
Too be fair, she really should have warmed those sandwitches...









Relax, I kid I kid

Roman529
04-15-2006, 03:23 AM
ok just read it now...what an idiot throws a microwave at her then stomps her...moron :nono:

Don't get mad like that if your girl doesn't reheat your Arby's BLT. :wink:

Metal Panda
04-15-2006, 09:27 AM
He probably DIDN'T intend to kill her, often times when you get into those fits of rage you just keep wailing without realizing the damage.

But the actions are regardless inexcusable. Even if he didn't kill her, the injuries would have been severe!

Prime Time
04-15-2006, 11:53 AM
He probably DIDN'T intend to kill her, often times when you get into those fits of rage you just keep wailing without realizing the damage.

But the actions are regardless inexcusable. Even if he didn't kill her, the injuries would have been severe!

This is what I meant. I am sure he didn't intend to kill her, but he did.

305TillIDie
04-15-2006, 12:09 PM
ughhh...thats just sick...dont know what to say...this guy ""didnt mean to kill her"..get the f*** outta here

Metal Panda
04-15-2006, 12:15 PM
Don't misinterpret what we're saying, please.

I'm not lessening what he did at all. It's a complete atrocity.

I just stated I doubt his intention when he started throttling her was actually to kill her, he probably started beating her profusely and then went so overboard in the process, wound up killing her. Many deaths occur that way--someone gets riled up, begins (unexcusably) beating somebody profusely, and they get caught up in the moment and keep going, and wind up killing the person. That's why anger management is so damn important.

the purpose of me saying that isn't to sympathize with the attacker at all, it was just an aside. he shouldn't be punished any less regardless of his intentions. just stating I doubt the first thought that went into his mind after she refused was "I want to KILL this woman"...regardless, I think we can all agree he's a f*** and should have his cornhole widened in prison.

FinaciousOne
04-15-2006, 12:41 PM
I read an article that said that microwave ovens where potentially dangerous but I didn't think they were deadly




I had an ex who threw a stereo at my face when I was lying on the floor....
****ing psychos.....

I always wondered where you got your member name.:D

Muck
04-15-2006, 03:03 PM
I had an ex who threw a stereo at my face when I was lying on the floor....
****ing psychos.....

She was probably inspired by the great Raquel Welch.

In one of her most storied performances (Naked Gun 33-1/3), an appluse sign landed on her head.

FinFan72
04-15-2006, 06:30 PM
those musta been killer sandwhiches.:lolcry:

Dors156
04-15-2006, 08:55 PM
:shakeno:what has happened to some of these people

Silverphin
04-15-2006, 09:12 PM
What a *****... I hope he gets ***-****ed in the penn!

Miamian
04-16-2006, 03:39 AM
It's really a shame that he probably never got any help for his problem.

inFINSible
04-16-2006, 06:55 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/04/cartman-1.gif

Mindwarp
04-16-2006, 11:01 AM
how the <flower> do you not feel like taken your Sandwiches to the microwave tow arm it up, cause your tired or lazy, but you find energy to use the same microwave to pick it up and hit someone with it? I just don't understand.

Metal Panda
04-16-2006, 11:15 AM
It had nothing to do with the sandwiches, it had to do with the fact that she "disobeyed".

Some people still believe in the subservient female, unfortunately.

inFINSible
04-16-2006, 11:15 AM
Adreneline.

Some people bungee jump.....