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Delphis
04-19-2006, 02:01 AM
I believe to a certain extent on the powers of the 6th sense so....I contacted a very good friend of mine who has access to such...well...

extra sensorial powers....

She told him that this Friday Lavar would become a Dolphin. She also said that he was contemplating JAX but was not convinced with the direction of their team.

She has said that it is a done deal. I am not one to post "for the heck of it" or to raise anybody's ire....

BUT, those of you that remember this....you will see that she has never failed me or my friend.

In summary....Lavar will be a fin this friday....

Believe it or not.

Slappy8800
04-19-2006, 02:02 AM
:spam: ;)

CubanCulebra
04-19-2006, 02:05 AM
does she work in the temple at Delphi?

Delphis
04-19-2006, 02:05 AM
dude, that lady has NEVER failed me...at the risk of putting my entire reputation on the line in this forum and beyond....

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:05 AM
Man, I hope your friend is right, did she give you the lottery numbers too...I'll take those!!!!

Delphis
04-19-2006, 02:09 AM
does she work in the temple at Delphi?

I have a funny feeling you know exactly what I am talking about....

close to (SANT u know what) but cleaner.

orlandodolphin
04-19-2006, 02:10 AM
screw lavar, get those lotto #'s, 82 mill, then you could pay lavar to come to miami. Get that lady....STAT

305TillIDie
04-19-2006, 02:11 AM
:o oo my bad..did someone call me?

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:11 AM
screw lavar, get those lotto #'s, 82 mill, then you could pay lavar to come to miami. Get that lady....STAT

Where's it $82 million???

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:12 AM
:o oo my bad..did someone call me?

:sidelol: ......... Lavar will sign Friday.............we hope!!!

Delphis
04-19-2006, 02:14 AM
:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:
screw lavar, get those lotto #'s, 82 mill, then you could pay lavar to come to miami. Get that lady....STAT

305TillIDie
04-19-2006, 02:14 AM
screw lavar, get those lotto #'s, 82 mill, then you could pay lavar to come to miami. Get that lady....STATyeah..i heard about that..i gotta play the lotto soon!:D

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:16 AM
yeah..i heard about that..i gotta play the lotto soon!:D

Buy a ticket for me and we'll get the numbers from his friend!!!

305TillIDie
04-19-2006, 02:21 AM
Buy a ticket for me and we'll get the numbers from his friend!!!no doubt... we gotta ask her..if we win..how much do we get...you know the state of florida..love taking peoples money...rip off state i tell you...but i love my state tho:D :sidelol: :sidelol:

DolphinDevil28
04-19-2006, 02:21 AM
This is interesting to say the least.

Alex44
04-19-2006, 02:23 AM
no doubt... we gotta ask her..if we win..how much do we get...you know the state of florida..love taking peoples money...rip off state i tell you...but i love my state tho:D :sidelol: :sidelol:

They could take half of it and you would still have 41 Million :lol:

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:23 AM
no doubt... we gotta ask her..if we win..how much do we get...you know the state of florida..love taking peoples money...rip off state i tell you...but i love my state tho:D :sidelol: :sidelol:

Yeah, and ask her who is going to win the Super Bowl so we can fly to VEGAS!!!.....:lol:

Nublar7
04-19-2006, 02:24 AM
It is true. LaVar is in the cards.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2006/04/tarrotlavar4mm-1.gif

Delphis
04-19-2006, 02:24 AM
Tommorow I will ask her who we will draft!!!!!

thejetssuck
04-19-2006, 02:24 AM
I believe to a certain extent on the powers of the 6th sense so....I contacted a very good friend of mine who has access to such...well...

extra sensorial powers....

She told him that this Friday Lavar would become a Dolphin. She also said that he was contemplating JAX but was not convinced with the direction of their team.

She has said that it is a done deal. I am not one to post "for the heck of it" or to raise anybody's ire....

BUT, those of you that remember this....you will see that she has never failed me or my friend.

In summary....Lavar will be a fin this friday....

Believe it or not.


Hey it is possible. I have had several psychic dreams about dolphins games. I dreamt about their mammoth upset over the cowboys on thanksgiving around ten years ago ( they were like 14 pt underdogs), and their huge upset over the patriots when feeley was qb'ing for us. I also dreamt about them beating the patriots in the last game of the year last year. So yes, I do believe in this kind of stuff. If I have anymore visions, I will be sure to let you all know so you can profit like I do on these premonitions.

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:24 AM
Tommorow I will ask her who we will draft!!!!!

Ask her if Shaq will stay healthy in the playoffs!!!

305TillIDie
04-19-2006, 02:25 AM
They could take half of it and you would still have 41 Million :lol::sidelol: :yes:

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:25 AM
It is true. LaVar is in the cards.

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/4986/tarrotlavar4mm.gif

That was good Nubs, hey what have you heard????

Delphis
04-19-2006, 02:25 AM
One at a time....I dont want to overwhelm her...she isnt a football fan but paints "in her own words" a picture of what is going on...with amazing precision.

305TillIDie
04-19-2006, 02:27 AM
Yeah, and ask her who is going to win the Super Bowl so we can fly to VEGAS!!!.....:lol:vegas with 41 million..lets rolll:eek: :eek: ...:cooldude:

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:27 AM
Hey it is possible. I have had several psychic dreams about dolphins games. I dreamt about their mammoth upset over the cowboys on thanksgiving around ten years ago ( they were like 14 pt underdogs), and their huge upset over the patriots when feeley was qb'ing for us. I also dreamt about them beating the patriots in the last game of the year last year. So yes, I do believe in this kind of stuff. If I have anymore visions, I will be sure to let you all know so you can profit like I do on these premonitions.

Well, make sure you get a good nite sleep tonight and post your dream as soon as you wake up!!!.....:D

Delphis
04-19-2006, 02:28 AM
Ask her if Shaq will stay healthy in the playoffs!!!

Dude, I asked her about the HEAT a week ago.

She told me that Miami was going to have a seldom used player that was going to step up so much.....

that they would win the championship. I was like what???

Then I said....consistency is key....let's hope she continues her streak with us!!

KevInMotion
04-19-2006, 02:30 AM
I believe to a certain extent on the powers of the 6th sense so....I contacted a very good friend of mine who has access to such...well...

extra sensorial powers....

She told him that this Friday Lavar would become a Dolphin. She also said that he was contemplating JAX but was not convinced with the direction of their team.

She has said that it is a done deal. I am not one to post "for the heck of it" or to raise anybody's ire....

BUT, those of you that remember this....you will see that she has never failed me or my friend.

In summary....Lavar will be a fin this friday....

Believe it or not.

6th sense huh??? i see dead people too ya know

Alex44
04-19-2006, 02:30 AM
Dude, I asked her about the HEAT a week ago.

She told me that Miami was going to have a seldom used player that was going to step up so much.....

that they would win the championship. I was like what???

Then I said....consistency is key....let's hope she continues her streak with us!!

Man now you have me thinking about the Heat and if shes right :lol:

Maybe Dorell Wright or Kapono does something big in the playoffs :confused:

Delphis
04-19-2006, 02:30 AM
Miami vs. Carolina

DolphinDevil28
04-19-2006, 02:30 AM
It is true. LaVar is in the cards.

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/4986/tarrotlavar4mm.gif

:chuckle:

305TillIDie
04-19-2006, 02:30 AM
Well, make sure you get a good nite sleep tonight and post your dream as soon as you wake up!!!.....:D:yes:

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:30 AM
Dude, I asked her about the HEAT a week ago.

She told me that Miami was going to have a seldom used player that was going to step up so much.....

that they would win the championship. I was like what???

Then I said....consistency is key....let's hope she continues her streak with us!!

Who Michael Doleac..............:sidelol:

Delphis
04-19-2006, 02:32 AM
6th sense huh??? i see dead people too ya know

If you see dead people you may want to question your own existence in this dimension..... :confused:

elandre
04-19-2006, 02:32 AM
really because if we sign lavar this friday im gonna put some $$$ on the heat to win it all hahaha

305TillIDie
04-19-2006, 02:33 AM
Who Michael Doleac..............:sidelol:naw.. it was jason kapono:sidelol: :sidelol:

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:33 AM
Why on friday why not sooner, what's the hold up??? DID she say...:confused:

DolphinDevil28
04-19-2006, 02:34 AM
really because if we sign lavar this friday im gonna put some $$$ on the heat to win it all hahaha

:lol:

I was thinking the same thing.

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:34 AM
really because if we sign lavar this friday im gonna put some $$$ on the heat to win it all hahaha

You and me both...then I will freak the hell out!!!!

Delphis
04-19-2006, 02:35 AM
Why on friday why not sooner, what's the hold up??? DID she say...:confused:

She hits with you like broad but precise infromation....never with gruesome detail....but, enough for you to say whoa!!

Pretty real stuff man...

305TillIDie
04-19-2006, 02:35 AM
You and me both...then I will freak the hell out!!!!that would be sweeeeet:D

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:38 AM
that would be sweeeeet:D

What that I freak the hell out....:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:38 AM
Now you know if she's wrong were gonna hunt you down right.....:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

CubanCulebra
04-19-2006, 02:38 AM
CHANGO!!! SE ME SUVE EL SANTO!!! DIRME LOS SECRETOS DE LOS ESPIRITUS!!! If I only had a live rooster, we could get this show on the road.

Layfield
04-19-2006, 02:39 AM
I am going to have to call you a lier. It seems that if she were a psycic that it would be better so spend time on more important things then this.

thejetssuck
04-19-2006, 02:41 AM
Well, make sure you get a good nite sleep tonight and post your dream as soon as you wake up!!!.....:D

Don't worry, when it happens ( and sadly, it is not often) I will let all my fellow finfans know. But I will have to think of a way to keep it private, as I want to insure that none of our other division rivals can profit from such info, only those who bleed aqua and orange.

Pigskin Pimp
04-19-2006, 02:43 AM
I am going to have to call you a lier. It seems that if she were a psycic that it would be better so spend time on more important things then this.It's definately B.S - I think everyone here knows that. No reason why we can't have fun with the whole thing. Friday, when Lavar doesn't sign we'll never see the thread starter again.

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:43 AM
If Lavar signs with the JAGS, you need to fire her!!!!!:fire:

Delphis
04-19-2006, 02:45 AM
I am going to have to call you a lier. It seems that if she were a psycic that it would be better so spend time on more important things then this.

You can't attack the messenger you can only truly attack the source...I ask you please to reserve your judgement for Friday. I am not the psychic...but, she clearly has that gift.

On friday, bring your verbal axe and get to work.:rolleyes:

305TillIDie
04-19-2006, 02:47 AM
If Lavar signs with the JAGS, you need to fire her!!!!!:fire:ill will never ever again post in a thread like this if that happens:mad: .........:fire:

Delphis
04-19-2006, 02:47 AM
It's definately B.S - I think everyone here knows that. No reason why we can't have fun with the whole thing. Friday, when Lavar doesn't sign we'll never see the thread starter again.


Like I said, I am the messenger......I back what she says because she has never let me down.....

the question is will I see all the naysayers again???

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:48 AM
ill will never ever again post in a thread like this if that happens:mad: .........:fire:


HAHA ..............:sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol:

305TillIDie
04-19-2006, 02:51 AM
you should go don trump on her...thats the bottom line..cause stone co...oh my bad..you to watch a lil too much wrassling back in the day :lol:

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:52 AM
What is her method, crystal ball, cards what???

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:53 AM
you should go don trump on her...thats the bottom line..cause stone co...oh my bad..you to watch a lil too much wrassling back in the day :lol:

Give her a stunner if she is wrong!!!.....:sidelol:

305TillIDie
04-19-2006, 02:53 AM
What is her method, crystal ball, cards what??? i pray she has dolphin cards :pray:

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:55 AM
This just got moved to spam....did she see that comin??????????

305TillIDie
04-19-2006, 02:56 AM
Give her a stunner if she is wrong!!!.....:sidelol::sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: :sidelol: ''omg..its the stunner..the stunner'':lol:

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 02:59 AM
Hey but if she is right....:thewave: :cpatch: :cool2:

305TillIDie
04-19-2006, 03:01 AM
Hey but if she is right....:thewave: :cpatch: :cool2::cpatch: oo snap..the smiley doin the cabage patch!:sidelol:

icephinfan
04-19-2006, 03:05 AM
:cpatch: oo snap..the smiley doin the cabage patch!:sidelol:



:dj2: :cpatch: :cpatch: :cpatch: