View Full Version : Got into a bit of troubel lately but its looking better now

05-03-2006, 11:26 PM
hey everywon this is John Simmons: ive ben pretty bizee lately: i finally am doing some trucking so i desided to quit at the gas stayshen: i the other day i returnd from one of my jobs: hears sum pics:

this is the truck i got to drive to take the goods to ohio: dug got this pic of me in the truck as i was leaving: unforchunetely he did not get a pic of the back of the truck: i painted {johns truck}on the back and my frend put a design of a naked woman right under it: this truck went pretty fast and im glad i got it:

about 300 miles out of the city i stoppd at a restarawnt to get some dinner: wen i walkd in these guys sed {hey long hair: take are pic with the hot waitress:}: i didnt like how they talkd to me but i desided to let it go this time: so i went over and took the pic: after i took it the guys started tuching the waitress and saying {hey baby why dont you come with us:}: she sed {leave me alone}: they just kept laffing: so then i walkd up and sed {is there a problem hear}: the guy in the blue shirt sed {you get lost}: so then i walkd out but i was coming back:

i got my rotwiler out of the truck and told him to follow me: i opend the door and then i sed {attak}: i got this pic right before he went after them: he took down the guy in the blue first and then went after the others: everywon was running arownd: i gave the waitress my kees and sed {hear: push the butten and my truck will lite up and unlok: get inside and hide there: ill be back to get you:} so she went running out:

i then started fiting to: i set my camera up on timer so i cood get sum pics: hears won shot of me beeting up won of the guys: in abowt five minuts me and my dog had all of the guys but won nockd out and on the floor: my dog had even left sum of them bleeding and crying in pane: but their was still won guy who was at the back and he was holding a wine bottle saying hed kill us with a molotov coktale: i sed to my dog {go to the truck rusty: ill be out in a few minuts:}

so then i went after the guy but he lit the coktale and thru it at me: i jumpd out of the way but the place started catching fire: i sed {its on fire: if you want to live you have to get out}: i ran out of the bilding and everywon else got out to: the guys that rusty and me had taken out were pulld out of the bilding by other peopel: i got this pic as it was burning:

after all that i got back to the truck and the woman sed {you saved my life: lets go to my place}: i sed {ok}: so she gave me directions and we went to her place: i hid my camera and got this pic rite before we had sex: i no your wondering wear my beard is: well i shavd it off the night before becaus it itchd: its back now tho:

well i left her house in the middle of the nite wile she was still sleping: i left my bizness card on her dresser tho: i had to get my truck to ohio and deliver the goods: i finely got there in the erly morning and got out of the truck and sat down: thats wen i got this pic of them unloading the truck: won of the guys sed {arent you going to help}: i sed {i am sick: i cant help}: he sed {youre lying: i no your just lazy}: i sed {no im sick}: they kept unloading it and left me alone:

wile i was wating i drew this pic of my rotwiler: i desided i wood sell it wen i got home:

on the way back i fownd a rode that was empty so i desided to try and do a stunt: i thaut a swerve would work well so i tried it but wen i was in the middle of it i saw a car coming at me so i qwikly steerd off the rode and hit this wall: this is wat happend to my truk: i was going about 80 miles per hour:

wen they askd me wat had happend: i lied and sed there was a littel boy crossing the rode and i didnt want to hit him: they believed me and i kept my job:
rite now theyre getting me a new truck so i dont have much work to do: my boss got mad at me and yelld {you shood have been going slower: i can beleve you destroyd won of my trucks}:

i shood be back to work soon so im looking forward to that: hope your good:

John Simmons

05-03-2006, 11:29 PM
I one day strive to be half as cool as John Simmons...

05-03-2006, 11:36 PM
rottweiler...riiiiight :lol:

05-03-2006, 11:37 PM
Nice story John,those big rigs just don't corner for s*** do they........:wink:

05-03-2006, 11:37 PM
i no your wondering wear my beard is: well i shavd it off the night before becaus it itchd: its back now tho

:lol: becaus it itchd

genius johny... pure genius

Nappy Roots
05-03-2006, 11:45 PM

your days are so awesome!


King Felix
05-04-2006, 12:20 AM

05-04-2006, 12:26 AM
John Simmons is my hero

05-04-2006, 12:33 AM
I was the guy in the blue :nono:

05-04-2006, 12:40 AM
Thanks john.

05-04-2006, 01:21 AM
I was the guy in the blue :nono: yeah...i still can't believe your date wore the same color outfit :shakeno:

05-04-2006, 01:24 AM
even d-day refused to be seen inside with you two...

05-04-2006, 01:38 AM
This could be made into a flick. :tongue:

Spray Mucus
05-04-2006, 01:49 PM
I'm calling BS on this story.

Jets fans don't like girls.

05-04-2006, 02:14 PM
thanks for the update John :up:

05-04-2006, 02:17 PM
" the John Simmons experience"

05-04-2006, 03:03 PM
Your boss is giving you a new truck just like that. Wow I want to work for this man.

05-04-2006, 04:22 PM
I have been anxiously scanning The Lounge for more than a month waiting for a John Simmons update. Huzzah!