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Walking25
05-04-2006, 09:31 PM
HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT THESE ARE ALL TRUE STORIES FROM EMERGENCY ROOMS
AROUND THE COUNTRY:

FEMALE SOFA----- A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a
hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under
her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote
control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva.
eeewwwww.....

PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with
lacerations to his *****. He complained that his wife had "...a rat
in her privates..." which bit him during sex (not the first
conclusion I would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination
of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left
inside her after a recent hysterectomy.

PING PONG ANYONE? ----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a
stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were
fooling around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of
pouring the mix into his **** using a funnel (you'd do the same, I'm sure!)?!!
The concrete then hardened, (no sh*t Sherlock!), causing
constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete
cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball.
(Boy - we live sheltered lives!)

BLIND DRUNK----- A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER
complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact
lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always
popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but
without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the
man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to
rip out the membrane of his cornea. (Oh my gosh!!!)

OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH! ----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State
emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his
hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head.
They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that
evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman
crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or
what??). While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused
her to clamp down on the man's ***** and wrench it from side to
side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed
her in the head until she let go.

And you thought YOU were having a bad day!!!! I'm still laughing!!!!

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Slappy8800
05-04-2006, 09:33 PM
PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with
lacerations to his *****. He complained that his wife had "...a rat
in her privates..." which bit him during sex (not the first
conclusion I would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination
of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left
inside her after a recent hysterectomy.


: cringe :

Slappy8800
05-04-2006, 09:33 PM
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH! ----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State
emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his
hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head.
They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that
evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman
crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or
what??). While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused
her to clamp down on the man's ***** and wrench it from side to
side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed
her in the head until she let go.

lmao!!

Ohio Fanatic
05-04-2006, 09:39 PM
so do you think they went on a 2nd date?

NaboCane
05-04-2006, 10:21 PM
...PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with
lacerations to his *****. He complained that his wife had "...a rat
in her privates..." which bit him during sex (not the first
conclusion I would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination
of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left
inside her after a recent hysterectomy....


Oh. My. God.

Is there a smiley of a guy in a fetal position, wracked with fear? I need it now.