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PassRush
05-07-2006, 01:04 PM
Last night I have a girl come over to my place to eat some pizza, watch a movie and go 50/50 on a rape charge. All went well, closed the deal and ate some excelent pizza. Now, while we are eating and drinking our frosty adult beverages, we watch the movie Waiting. Good movie, should make her laugh/horny. She insists on subtitles though and I begrudgingly turn them on. I hate subtitles durring funny movies, I hate them more than anything durring a movie watching experiance, with the exception of the popcorn cernal in the back of your throat. Every time something funny is said, the subtitles pop up a second before and you have to wait for it to actualy be said before you can laugh without looking like a jackass.

Thats my story of the day

by the way, Mindwarp said if I ever post another thread involving alcohol, women or partys I have to post picks or else I am banned
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unifiedtheory
05-07-2006, 01:22 PM
All that really matters is you closed the deal.:D

sdotbailey
05-07-2006, 01:42 PM
ha dan marino running. oh, good times.

i remember once, i was watching a fins/falcons game in like 94 or 95, we were at the 4 and i was like, "hahaha, qb draw." guess what they ran. it was the most awkward looking thing, but he got in and we won the game.

btw, at least you smashed

SCall13
05-07-2006, 01:43 PM
All that really matters is you closed the deal.:D



:yeahthat:

Alex44
05-07-2006, 01:48 PM
Why did she need subtitles? :confused:

Girls that speak foreign languages are a turn on......

dQbell
05-07-2006, 03:36 PM
Those are some ugly mirrors on that wall.

NaboCane
05-07-2006, 03:39 PM
closed the deal:hump:

cute chick:hump:

pizza:hump:

PassRush
05-07-2006, 03:53 PM
Why did she need subtitles? :confused:

Girls that speak foreign languages are a turn on......

Unfortunatly she speaks perfect english and she is not def, but somehow I defied the odds and showed her why they call me C-Section

Gonzo
05-07-2006, 04:23 PM
Unfortunatly she speaks perfect english and she is not def, but somehow I defied the odds and showed her why they call me C-Section

Because you knocked her up?

PassRush
05-07-2006, 04:25 PM
Because you knocked her up?
No, because I tear that ***** up

FinsNCanes
05-07-2006, 07:46 PM
What's the deal with the giant stuffed spider on the lamp?

PassRush
05-08-2006, 02:56 AM
What's the deal with the giant stuffed spider on the lamp?

Its an old picture I pulled off her myspace. Look at the date in the corner

Roman529
05-08-2006, 03:02 AM
I was going to say what is up with the Oct 31st time stamp.....Halloween Trick or Treat?

lazareth
05-08-2006, 03:20 AM
I was going to say what is up with the Oct 31st time stamp.....Halloween Trick or Treat?
:lol: i was about to ask about that...time must have a different meaning in passrushville

PassRush
05-08-2006, 03:32 AM
:lol: i was about to ask about that...time must have a different meaning in passrushville

There is no such thing as time because you could always wait for the same time tomorow

lazareth
05-08-2006, 03:49 AM
There is no such thing as time because you could always wait for the same time tomorow
answer the original question

PassRush
05-08-2006, 04:12 AM
answer the original question
Not entirely sure what the origional question was. I already said that that was an older photo I pulled off of her myspace. The photo was taken on halloween 2004. Trick or treat you ask? I would say a treat, though she did have this trick she did with her tung that ma... Never mind