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05-07-2006, 10:01 PM
What does a Walrus and TupperWare have in common???

They both love a tight seal.

05-07-2006, 10:07 PM

05-07-2006, 10:17 PM
That was in the May issue of Maxim. :lol:

05-07-2006, 10:23 PM
Ok i'll chip in

3 Owls are sitting in a tree, a White owl, a Black owl, and a Gay owl

the White owl goes Whoooo Whoooo
the Black owl goes Who Dat Who Dat
the Gay owl goes Yooo Whooo Yoo Whoooo :wink:

:disclaimer: i have nothing against white, black, or gay owls :tongue:

05-07-2006, 11:39 PM
Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Prom

10. Your date's hairstyle is best described as early Barbara Bush

9. You're slow-dancing next to your science teacher and his dressed up lab skeleton

8. It's scheduled for Tuesday at 10:00 AM

7. Not only is D.J. playing Bryan Adams, D.J. is Bryan Adams

6. Instead of ice, punch bowl is chilled by the frozen head of Ted Williams

5. Principal interrupts festivities with a short film on Scientology

4. The janitor is mixing the punch with his wrench

3. Prom giveaway is a handful of last week's sloppy joe meat

2. It's chaperoned by Whitney Houston

1. The prom queen is named "Glenn"